If Trump Tweeted my Vegas Trip Report
March 29th, 2017 at 1:55:58 AM
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Quote: JohnnyQ#Winnerwinnerchickendinner
When I used to deal, I'd always try to piss of players (at least the ones whom I didn't like) by saying something like, "Chicken chicken winner chicken, or something like that", or "Ah yes, the ol' chicken winner, these pay 6 to 4" and they'd sometimes be all like, "OMG you're a dealer the phrase is 'winner winner chicken dinner', how do you not know that?!"
6:4 is the same as 3:2, FYI.
The real dumb ones (when I dealt craps) would be told a 6 and 8 pay 119:102 (or they get paid the same thing as a blackjack on a 6:5 table), the 5 and 9 pay 105:70, and the 4 and 10 pay 1.95:1.
The real dumb ones (when I dealt craps) would be told a 6 and 8 pay 119:102 (or they get paid the same thing as a blackjack on a 6:5 table), the 5 and 9 pay 105:70, and the 4 and 10 pay 1.95:1.
March 29th, 2017 at 7:01:50 AM
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Quote: JohnnyQDAY 5 - TUESDAY
Mrs. Q wanted to eat at PARIS BUFFET for
breakfast. Had an Ommellette and some
Freedom Fries. Prime Minister of France...
...Angela Merkel is a piece of Work.
2 Bagger at best, if you know what
I mean. Possibly 3.
Did I miss something on CNN where Germany invaded France again?
This is the Prime Minister of France.
Angela Merkel is the Chancellor of Germany.
March 29th, 2017 at 7:31:00 AM
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Believe me, you didn't "MISS" anything by not
watching #FAKENEWSCNN, low ratings
disaster. SAD.
watching #FAKENEWSCNN, low ratings
disaster. SAD.
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
March 29th, 2017 at 7:35:06 AM
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Almost forgot, UNBELIEVABLE, believe me.
Took flying train to MGM to see KA
tour. #AREA51 technology ??? Where
is media coverage on that!!!
Took flying train to MGM to see KA
tour. #AREA51 technology ??? Where
is media coverage on that!!!
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
March 29th, 2017 at 7:37:56 AM
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I really can't tell if it's JohnnyQ posting or trump... Either way it's hilarious.
Playing it correctly means you've already won.
March 29th, 2017 at 7:43:20 AM
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Quote: ThatDonGuy
This is the Prime Minister of France.
Angela Merkel is the Chancellor of Germany.
She is ruining the country of Europe. SAD.
Also saw her picture. SADDER.
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
March 29th, 2017 at 3:03:33 PM
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Quote: ThatDonGuy
Did I miss something on CNN where Germany invaded France again?
This is the Prime Minister of France.
Angela Merkel is the Chancellor of Germany.
DonGuy: Thanks for the clarification. Also See Thread Title
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
March 29th, 2017 at 3:19:15 PM
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Day 6 - Wednesday
Up fairly early, quick cup of Joe and an Iced Tea
for Mrs. Q at McDonalds, #GreatAmericanCompany.
On 202 bus heading to Palms. Interesting cross
section of America and possibly other Countries
on bus.
Met our first time Las Vegas friends at PALMS.
We had Vouchers for breakfast from the
previous day. Called ICE about the
Ommmelllettte Lady, Waiter, & Counter Staff.
#@BUILDAWALL
Friend started out at 1 line and 1 nickel on
the FPDW. Not worried about him getting
carried away with "gaming".
I know, I know, but we played an hour or
so of 6/5 $5 "blackjack". Great time
had by all. Cashed out up. Called ICE on
dealers #1, #3, and #4.
Palms shuttle back to Caesars Palace
and walked back to PH. Vegas weather
is back, nice and warm compared to
previous chilly days. #GLOBALWARMINGHOAX
Checked out pool at PH. Cool Surfing Flow
Rider thing is $ 25 per half hour. I've played
around with that at a water park close to
home. HARD. Didn't do it here.
Surfing Flow Rider something we definitely
need to have WIZ or M146 try and write about.
PIX/VIDEO would be cool.
Almost Forgot. Try to do at least one new
thing in Vegas each trip. Went to MGM
to see the KA tour. More of a spoken
presentation than tour. But cool to see
stage, etc. Well worth the price, FREE.
Going to see KA tonight thanks to
myVegas. Front row seats but kindof
off to the side. #FRONTROWJOE.
Possibly BELLAGIO Buffet too.
Just learned SOLEIL means "A very
volupsious girl and pretty. Can be jealous
but not overly jealous". Not sure
KA is a real world, will check with
Betsy.
Apparently it is the abbreviation
for ALASKA. Interesting. Will
look into statehood for them.
JUST SAY NO for Puerto RICO.
Don't even need a wall !!!
Up fairly early, quick cup of Joe and an Iced Tea
for Mrs. Q at McDonalds, #GreatAmericanCompany.
On 202 bus heading to Palms. Interesting cross
section of America and possibly other Countries
on bus.
Met our first time Las Vegas friends at PALMS.
We had Vouchers for breakfast from the
previous day. Called ICE about the
Ommmelllettte Lady, Waiter, & Counter Staff.
#@BUILDAWALL
Friend started out at 1 line and 1 nickel on
the FPDW. Not worried about him getting
carried away with "gaming".
I know, I know, but we played an hour or
so of 6/5 $5 "blackjack". Great time
had by all. Cashed out up. Called ICE on
dealers #1, #3, and #4.
Palms shuttle back to Caesars Palace
and walked back to PH. Vegas weather
is back, nice and warm compared to
previous chilly days. #GLOBALWARMINGHOAX
Checked out pool at PH. Cool Surfing Flow
Rider thing is $ 25 per half hour. I've played
around with that at a water park close to
home. HARD. Didn't do it here.
Surfing Flow Rider something we definitely
need to have WIZ or M146 try and write about.
PIX/VIDEO would be cool.
Almost Forgot. Try to do at least one new
thing in Vegas each trip. Went to MGM
to see the KA tour. More of a spoken
presentation than tour. But cool to see
stage, etc. Well worth the price, FREE.
Going to see KA tonight thanks to
myVegas. Front row seats but kindof
off to the side. #FRONTROWJOE.
Possibly BELLAGIO Buffet too.
Just learned SOLEIL means "A very
volupsious girl and pretty. Can be jealous
but not overly jealous". Not sure
KA is a real world, will check with
Betsy.
Apparently it is the abbreviation
for ALASKA. Interesting. Will
look into statehood for them.
JUST SAY NO for Puerto RICO.
Don't even need a wall !!!
Last edited by: JohnnyQ on Mar 29, 2017
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
March 29th, 2017 at 3:57:51 PM
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NWS:
... HIGH WIND WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 8 AM PDT /8 AM MST/ TO 11 PM PDT /11 PM MST/ THURSDAY... PEAKING THURSDAY AFTERNOON AND EVENING THEN DIMINISHING THURSDAY NIGHT. * WINDS... SOUTHWEST TO NORTHWEST WINDS GUSTING TO AROUND 60 MPH.
This shouldn't affect my RED EYE flight home on
Thursday night at all, right ???
... HIGH WIND WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 8 AM PDT /8 AM MST/ TO 11 PM PDT /11 PM MST/ THURSDAY... PEAKING THURSDAY AFTERNOON AND EVENING THEN DIMINISHING THURSDAY NIGHT. * WINDS... SOUTHWEST TO NORTHWEST WINDS GUSTING TO AROUND 60 MPH.
This shouldn't affect my RED EYE flight home on
Thursday night at all, right ???
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
March 29th, 2017 at 5:04:08 PM
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Quote: tringlomaneAnd 3 quad deuces in one morning at quarters? I can only dream. My inner Trump would say Deuces is so rigged.
4 or more Deuces in 2000 hands of Airport/NSUD will happen in about 1 in 1660 sessions of that length.
My deuces come about every 20,000 hands!!! I swear I have more royals on that game (NSUD) than the 4 ducks. :-$
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
