August 9th, 2010 at 10:12:19 AM
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so i was along boulder highway yesterday. played some $1 craps at jokers wild. $2 blackjack at longhorn. then went across the street to eastside cannery yesterday. i was playing in the classic slots area. deuces wild with a 20-12-9-5-3-2-2-1 paytable. i put $20 in and ended up losing $4. i cashout and collect my 320 nickels. i go to put them in the coin changer machine and end up busting the thing somehow. they have to call over someone to fix it and pay me my money.
anyways while im waiting for it to get fixed and get my money. im watching this lady playing these 25cent 9-6 JoB machines nearby. theyre even older than the machine i was playing and definitely older than me. you have to put in quarters every hand. anyways im watching this lady and shes like so amazing at putting coins in and getting them back.
shed put one hand underneath the machine to catch the coins exactly where they dropped while at the same time she was using her other hand to quickly put in 5 more coins. she did this motion with her thumb to drop the quarters in lightning fast.
she was also playing two machines at once. if she got a big payout like 40coins or more on one machine, she would hold her hand under that machine to collect the coins then she would reach over and put 5 coins in the other machine. if it looked like she got something where she would get paid. she would move over to the other machine to play. then just repeat this process over and over again.
it was probably the most amazing feat of dexterity you can ever expect to see in a casino.
anyways while im waiting for it to get fixed and get my money. im watching this lady playing these 25cent 9-6 JoB machines nearby. theyre even older than the machine i was playing and definitely older than me. you have to put in quarters every hand. anyways im watching this lady and shes like so amazing at putting coins in and getting them back.
shed put one hand underneath the machine to catch the coins exactly where they dropped while at the same time she was using her other hand to quickly put in 5 more coins. she did this motion with her thumb to drop the quarters in lightning fast.
she was also playing two machines at once. if she got a big payout like 40coins or more on one machine, she would hold her hand under that machine to collect the coins then she would reach over and put 5 coins in the other machine. if it looked like she got something where she would get paid. she would move over to the other machine to play. then just repeat this process over and over again.
it was probably the most amazing feat of dexterity you can ever expect to see in a casino.
August 9th, 2010 at 10:16:09 AM
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DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
August 9th, 2010 at 11:59:25 AM
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you should go to skyline all coin-droppers with the good paytables for JOB and DW. some of those people are pretty good too.
"Dice, verily, are armed with goads and driving-hooks, deceiving and tormenting, causing grievous woe." -Rig Veda 10.34.4