$4000
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31 members have voted
November 26th, 2015 at 6:17:12 PM
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A stranger walks up to you in a Vegas casino restaurant and hands you $4000, and says enjoy.... What do you do with this gift?
November 26th, 2015 at 6:27:06 PM
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For those familiar with American English, a busker is what we would call a street entertainer.
"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)
November 26th, 2015 at 6:35:23 PM
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Thank you for clarifying for those not familiar with the term.
November 26th, 2015 at 8:25:03 PM
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I chose something else, as I would be highly suspicious and ask something along the lines of "Is this some kind of setup?"
November 26th, 2015 at 8:55:15 PM
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hookers and eight balls.
get second you pig
November 26th, 2015 at 8:59:34 PM
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I'd get a REALLY GOOD haircut, then pay some thugs to kick my mother's a#@ which I'd video and post on youtube with a link to this board so you know it's for real.
"What, me worry?"
November 26th, 2015 at 11:43:51 PM
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Quote: MrVI'd get a REALLY GOOD haircut, then pay some thugs to kick my mother's a#@ which I'd video and post on youtube with a link to this board so you know it's for real.
Best reply of the night
No longer hiring, don’t ask because I won’t hire you either
November 27th, 2015 at 1:03:21 AM
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Quote: MrVI'd get a REALLY GOOD haircut, then pay some thugs to kick my mother's a#@ which I'd video and post on youtube with a link to this board so you know it's for real.
You lawyers.. Always with the childhood issues..
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
November 27th, 2015 at 4:05:12 AM
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I'd wait a couple of weeks and then buy 8,000,000 shares.
November 27th, 2015 at 5:14:54 AM
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I love my mother way too much to get people to kick her ass. ;)
November 27th, 2015 at 2:32:14 PM
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As for placing the money in a 401K, that is not allowed. Such funds have to come an employer.
November 27th, 2015 at 7:07:28 PM
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Ok, correction for placing in 401k, add to retirement savings.........
November 27th, 2015 at 8:09:20 PM
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Solo 401(k)
"Dice, verily, are armed with goads and driving-hooks, deceiving and tormenting, causing grievous woe." -Rig Veda 10.34.4
November 28th, 2015 at 7:56:57 AM
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Quote: KentryI love my mother way too much to get people to kick her ass. ;)
Amen. If you want something done right, it's best to do it yourself.
I am just about due for a haircut, however.
May the cards fall in your favor.
November 28th, 2015 at 7:58:21 AM
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Quote: Dieter...I am just about due for a haircut, however.
Me too. Getting the clippers out to do it now :-)
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
November 28th, 2015 at 8:29:12 AM
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Quote: IbeatyouracesMe too. Getting the clippers out to do it now :-)
I cut the at 50 or so that I have left yesterday.
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed.
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November 28th, 2015 at 10:59:18 AM
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Quote: wellwellwellI'd wait a couple of weeks and then buy 8,000,000 shares.
Actually I like this one! But 8M times zero is still zero. Easy come, easy go.
November 28th, 2015 at 4:32:57 PM
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Quote: DieterAmen. If you want something done right, it's best to do it yourself.
I am just about due for a haircut, however.
I love my mother way too much to kick her ass. ;)
November 28th, 2015 at 6:25:54 PM
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Quote: ontariodealerhookers and eight balls.
Remember to save $50 for something frivolous.
December 3rd, 2015 at 12:05:30 PM
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since ontario already gave the traditional "Hooker & Blow" comment... hmmm, I'd probably duck out and take a tour around town until I was positive the money was "clean." i.e. I wasn't being somehow set up for something, no one was following me, etc, etc. Then I'd just add it to the bankroll for whatever I was planning on doing. If I was out in Vegas with a group of friends, yeah bottle service might have to happen. If I was on a solo trip somewhere else, well, that'd just be part of the winnings for the trip then.
Playing it correctly means you've already won.
