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September 17th, 2014 at 12:40:31 PM permalink
Quote: AxiomOfChoice

Reminds me of an old joke... did you hear about the blonde who lost $100 on the game? $50 on the game and $50 on the instant replay...



You thought you were making a funny, but...

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terapined
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September 17th, 2014 at 12:49:49 PM permalink
Courtyard by Marriott is now looking to guests to help pay the maids. sheesh, where does it stop?

New policy of envelopes will to be slid under the door prior to checkout stating-
“Our caring room attendants enjoyed making you stay warm and comfortable, Please feel free to leave a gratuity to express your appreciation for their efforts.”
When somebody doesn't believe me, I could care less. Some get totally bent out of shape when not believed. Weird. I believe very little on all forums
1arrowheaddr
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September 17th, 2014 at 1:30:45 PM permalink
Why doesn't Marriott show it's appreciation by paying $1 more per hour?
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September 17th, 2014 at 1:44:02 PM permalink
Quote: 1arrowheaddr

Why doesn't Marriott show it's appreciation by paying $1 more per hour?



Then we'd complain that they jacked up the room prices by $37 a night.
May the cards fall in your favor.
AxelWolf
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September 18th, 2014 at 5:38:37 AM permalink
Quote: terapined

Courtyard by Marriott is now looking to guests to help pay the maids. sheesh, where does it stop?

New policy of envelopes will to be slid under the door prior to checkout stating-
“Our caring room attendants enjoyed making you stay warm and comfortable, Please feel free to leave a gratuity to express your appreciation for their efforts.”

Dam how much do illegal immigrants need?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
hwccdealer
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September 23rd, 2014 at 4:30:00 PM permalink
Quote: DJTeddyBear

Anyone who knows how to pronounce "concierge" knows they are supposed to tip the maid room attendant.



I know how to pronounce "concierge" and had no idea you were expected to tip a maid. Hell, I spent half my Hawaii vacation bickering with the kahn-see-AIR at the Sheraton Maui over blatant communication issues - I tipped the hell out of the valet, wait staff, bartenders, etc. but did not tip the maid because I did not realize it was expected.
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September 23rd, 2014 at 4:33:01 PM permalink
Quote: AxiomOfChoice

Reminds me of an old joke... did you hear about the blonde who lost $100 on the game? $50 on the game and $50 on the instant replay...



Old joke.

A blonde and a brunette are watching the news at a bar when the story turns to a man who's standing on a bridge, threatening to jump. The brunette says, "A hundred bucks says he jumps." The blonde takes the bet - and the man jumps.

The brunette collects, but then she says, "I don't think I can keep this. I watched the news an hour ago and I knew he jumped."

The blonde says back, "I watched it too, but I didn't think he's jump again!"
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