news flash, bob dancer is a perf and cheap
he finds it attractive that his current girlfriend is not attracted to jewelry
and felt the need to stare at the prostitute sign he found on a current trip
then noticed they also sold edible underwear
this entire article is just exudes creepiness
i was about to hurl like mission in veras while reading it
wonder if he stole a free breakfast again
Quote: strictlyAPaccording to his recent blog post
he finds it attractive that his current girlfriend is not attracted to jewelry
and felt the need to stare at the prostitute sign he found on a current trip
then noticed they also sold edible underwear
this entire article is just exudes creepiness
i was about to hurl like mission in veras while reading it
wonder if he stole a free breakfast again
I've never read it but Bob wrote and published a book called "Sex, Lies, and Video Poker." He had a business partner then, Liam Daily. By Bob's own admission Daily was so appalled by the book that he broke off his partnership, and friendship with Bob.
Quote: strictlyAPthats pretty damn funny- ill save what I want to say so that I don't get banned, but I would be surprised at all to see him traveling to vietnam or thailand some day
Do they have video poker machines over there? I THINK there's a few prostitutes if one really wants to find one.
Quote: aceofspadesI did not think the article was anything more than Bob having some fun with the locale and making his wife blush a little — seemed harmless to me but, what do I know
I completely agree with you. Besides, what's a "Perf"?
Quote: DRichI completely agree with you. Besides, what's a "Perf"?
perforated? I assumed the OP meant "perv" but spell check (as it just did to me) changed it to perf for some reason
around here lately. Are we all just a bunch of old biddy
gossips now?
Urban Dictionary: old biddy
Crazy or lame elderly woman who is out of touch with the world yet thinks she knows something relevant and feels compelled to share it.
Biddy please. Read that again out loud three times. Lets combine these threads with the God thread.Quote: EvenBobI don't understand this 'lets pick on Bob Dancer' thing
around here lately. Are we all just a bunch of old biddy
gossips now?
Urban Dictionary: old biddy
Crazy or lame elderly woman who is out of touch with the world yet thinks she knows something relevant and feels compelled to share it.
Call it Bob Dancer does not exist.
Quote: aceofspadesI did not think the article was anything more than Bob having some fun with the locale and making his wife blush a little — seemed harmless to me but, what do I know
I agree. No harm with that article.
The word on the street is people are very unhappy with Bob Dancer, especially If his name is mentioned among AP's. The only AP's who don't seem to have much of a derogatory comment, are people who to share the spotlight or are public gaming figures. I knew a few people who got started in the business with BD's books and classes, they had nothing bad to say about him, until after his slip up on his radio show, about the Revel promotion.Quote: EvenBobI don't understand this 'lets pick on Bob Dancer' thing
around here lately. Are we all just a bunch of old biddy
gossips now?
Urban Dictionary: old biddy
Crazy or lame elderly woman who is out of touch with the world yet thinks she knows something relevant and feels compelled to share it.
I really don't know why people want to discuss his personal life. I guess they are angry and want to use anything they can to get their frustrations out.
Are you upset more people are not picking on you?
Quote: EvenBobI don't understand this 'lets pick on Bob Dancer' thing
around here lately. Are we all just a bunch of old biddy
gossips now?.
Evenbob, you know this. It's lonely at the top.
Quote: tournamentkingDo they have video poker machines over there ( Thailand)? I THINK there's a few prostitutes if one really wants to find one.
I have a friend, Vic, who goes to Thailand twice a year. Vic is a fairly wealthy insulation contractor in Montana. He's a little pudgy man in his early sixties with thick glasses. In the Montana bars Vic has no chance to get layed. But he goes to Thailand twice a year. When he gets back I have to stand at the bar and listen to all his bragging. I've heard it so much that I always joke with him:
"So you took a gross of rubbers to Thailand? How many of them did you use on this trip?
"You asshole! I used 42 of them."
"Vic, you're kidding me. A coxman like you? And you only used 42? That's lightweight action, brother."
"I was only there for five weeks."
"Is that all you can get up for five weeks? I beat off more times than that in five weeks."
"You want to see some pictures?"
"Hell no! Vic! I don't want to see your asshole doing anything."
"Mickey, these American broads don't do anything."
"Maybe that's why I like them. They ain't the kind of broads you are used too."
"But they don't put out."
"Oh, yes they do. They just don't like going with an old pudgy, glassed eye'd horn dog like you."
"F--- you, prick"
Quote: mickeycrimmI have a friend, Vic, who goes to Thailand twice a year. Vic is a fairly wealthy insulation contractor in Montana. He's a little pudgy man in his early sixties with thick glasses. In the Montana bars Vic has no chance to get layed.
MT has no women. My wife's nephew works in MT
and is very good looking and can't find a GF. He
came back here and married a girl and took her to
MT and she left him in a year because she was
bored to death. Now he has nobody again. He's
an insurance adjuster and nobody wants to live
there, so his company overpays the crap out of
him and he can't leave.
Quote: EvenBobMT has no women. My wife's nephew works in MT
and is very good looking and can't find a GF. He
came back here and married a girl and took her to
MT and she left him in a year because she was
bored to death. Now he has nobody again. He's
an insurance adjuster and nobody wants to live
there, so his company overpays the crap out of
him and he can't leave.
What town does he live in, Bob?
Quote: mickeycrimmWhat town does he live in, Bob?
Oh, yes. And how old is he?
Quote: mickeycrimmI have a friend, Vic, who goes to Thailand twice a year. Vic is a fairly wealthy insulation contractor in Montana. He's a little pudgy man in his early sixties with thick glasses. In the Montana bars Vic has no chance to get layed. But he goes to Thailand twice a year. When he gets back I have to stand at the bar and listen to all his bragging. I've heard it so much that I always joke with him:
"So you took a gross of rubbers to Thailand? How many of them did you use on this trip?
"You asshole! I used 42 of them."
"Vic, you're kidding me. A coxman like you? And you only used 42? That's lightweight action, brother."
"I was only there for five weeks."
"Is that all you can get up for five weeks? I beat off more times than that in five weeks."
"You want to see some pictures?"
"Hell no! Vic! I don't want to see your asshole doing anything."
"Mickey, these American broads don't do anything."
"Maybe that's why I like them. They ain't the kind of broads you are used too."
"But they don't put out."
"Oh, yes they do. They just don't like going with an old pudgy, glassed eye'd horn dog like you."
"F--- you, prick"
Montana....where men are men, women are scarce, and the sheep are nervous. :)
Quote: beachbumbabsMontana....where men are men, women are scarce, and the sheep are nervous. :)
What do you call a Montana Cowboy with three sheep in the back of his pickup truck? A pimp.
Quote: mickeycrimmWhat do you call a Montana Cowboy with three sheep in the back of his pickup truck? A pimp.
Why do Montana Cowboys roll up the sides of their hats? So they can fit 3 across in a pickup truck.
Why do Montana Cowboys play their C&W records backwards? They get their job back, they get their girl back, they get their dog back.....
Quote: beachbumbabsWhy do Montana Cowboys roll up the sides of their hats? So they can fit 3 across in a pickup truck.
Why do Montana Cowboys play their C&W records backwards? They get their job back, they get their girl back, they get their dog back.....
Oaky. Now I'm gonna have to run over to the bar and get some more Montana Cowboy jokes.
Quote: mickeycrimmOh, yes. And how old is he?
He's 33 and lives in the Missoula area. He's
movie star handsome. There are women
there, but not ones you want to marry.
He says those get snatched up in high
school, they never come on the market. Or
they move away. He's a big outdoors guy,
lots of hunting and fishing. And self abuse.
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: Why don’t girls play hide and seek in Montana?
A: No one would look for them.
year. His first wife left him in MT after 3 years.
He travels all over the state and leaves them
alone a lot. He can come here and find a beautiful
blond wife in a month, but he's afraid of history
repeating itself. This part of MI is loaded with
gorgeous blonds, it has a high Netherlands population.
Quote: EvenBobMT has no women. My wife's nephew works in MT
and is very good looking and can't find a GF.
If he has a right hand, he doesn't need a wife or girlfriend.
Quote: KeyserSozeIf he has a right hand, he doesn't need a wife or girlfriend.
+1
Quote: KeyserSozeIf he has a right hand, he doesn't need a wife or girlfriend.
Much cheaper and his hand doesn't talk back :)
Quote: aceofspadesBob - it is always wondrous how you know someone in any area that is brought up on the boards!
I've said
here before my wife's elderly parents live in
MT, they have for 40 years. I detailed a couple
years ago how they drive here every year and
he operates the foot petals and his wife steers.
All the way from MT.
Quote: EvenBobWhat boards? What does that mean. I've said
here before my wife's elderly parents live in
MT, they have for 40 years. I detailed a couple
years ago how they drive here every year and
he operates the foot petals and his wife steers.
All the way from MT.
Bob - I was being sarcastic as a throwback to the thread a few months ago wherein someone accused you of making up all the professions you were in…I guess you forgot that thread lol
Quote: EvenBobHe's 33 and lives in the Missoula area. He's
movie star handsome. There are women
there, but not ones you want to marry.
He says those get snatched up in high
school, they never come on the market. Or
they move away. He's a big outdoors guy,
lots of hunting and fishing. And self abuse.
I guess he missed the hottest girl I have slept with while she was going to college there. I thought it was amazing I got her when I did, but she was 18 and naive. Now she's 32 and married with two kids. She left montana to go to college in missouri and missed montana so much she transferred back there!
Quote: mickeycrimmOaky. Now I'm gonna have to run over to the bar and get some more Montana Cowboy jokes.
I went over to the bar.
"Katie, get me a cup of coffee. Okay, guys tell me some Montana Cowboy/sheep jokes."
They all looked at me with a "gag me with a maggot" look.
"C'mon guys. I know ya'll know some sheep jokes. Cough 'em up."
"I don't know any of that bull---" Ron said. Everybody else shook their heads in agreement.
"Here comes Gene" Doug said. "Maybe he knows some."
Old Gene was walking through the door. Gene is an authentic Montana cowboy. Worked on ranches all his life. He's 84 years old. He comes to the bar everyday for a beer, shot, and a nap.
"Hey, Gene" I said "Tell me some sheep jokes."
"Git the hell outta here. I don't know any of that bull----. Katie! Get me a shot and a beer."
I thought for a few seconds.
"Well, if the damn Montanans don't know any sheep jokes then where the hell did they come from?"
Gene: "North Dakota and Minnesota. They just blame that bull---- on us."
Quote: EvenBobHe's 33 and lives in the Missoula area. He's
movie star handsome. There are women
there, but not ones you want to marry.
He says those get snatched up in high
school, they never come on the market. Or
they move away. He's a big outdoors guy,
lots of hunting and fishing. And self abuse.
Bob, my guess would be that he is just unlucky in love. Missoula is a college town (University of Montana) chock full of gorgeous women. I spend about 100 days a year there. One of my favorite things to do is grab a beer at the Oxford, on the corner of Pine and Higgins, right downtown, sit in the big plate glass window and watch all the girls go by.
Quote: EvenBobMT has no women. My wife's nephew works in MT
and is very good looking and can't find a GF. He
came back here and married a girl and took her to
MT and she left him in a year because she was
bored to death. Now he has nobody again. He's
an insurance adjuster and nobody wants to live
there, so his company overpays the crap out of
him and he can't leave.
My wife is from Montana and we got married there. Her home town, Darby, is one half square mile in area. I'm guessing no one other than Mickey has any clue where that is. Mickey has probably ran some plays out of there.
Quote: DRichMy wife is from Montana and we got married there. Her home town, Darby, is one half square mile in area. I'm guessing no one other than Mickey has any clue where that is. Mickey has probably ran some plays out of there.
Darby is up the Bitterroot Valley, one of the most scenic areas of Montana. I've been to Darby but it was years ago. About the furthest south I go on Hwy. 93 is Hamilton. It's not worth the drive down to Darby to check just one bar/casino for plays.
Hank Williams Jr. has a ranch somewhere out of Darby. This is a Montana secret about Hank Jr. He has been barred out of every bar in the Bitterroot Valley.
Quote: mickeycrimmDarby is up the Bitterroot Valley, one of the most scenic areas of Montana. I've been to Darby but it was years ago. About the furthest south I go on Hwy. 93 is Hamilton. It's not worth the drive down to Darby to check just one bar/casino for plays.
Hank Williams Jr. has a ranch somewhere out of Darby. This is a Montana secret about Hank Jr. He has been barred out of every bar in the Bitterroot Valley.
There was a couple playable machines when I was in Hamilton about two years ago. I was only there for a week so I really didn't get to exploit them.
Quote: DRichThere was a couple playable machines when I was in Hamilton about two years ago. I was only there for a week so I really didn't get to exploit them.
DRich, do you make it to Montana, often?
Quote: KeyserSozeIf he has a right hand, he doesn't need a wife or girlfriend.
I'll just leave this here: Decline of right-handed masturbation.
Quote: AcesAndEightsI'll just leave this here: Decline of right-handed masturbation.
I always held the magazine in my right hand
as a kid, and left the left hand was free. Otherwise
I'm right handed for everything else.
Quote: mickeycrimmI went over to the bar.
"Katie, get me a cup of coffee. Okay, guys tell me some Montana Cowboy/sheep jokes."
They all looked at me with a "gag me with a maggot" look.
"C'mon guys. I know ya'll know some sheep jokes. Cough 'em up."
"I don't know any of that bull---" Ron said. Everybody else shook their heads in agreement.
"Here comes Gene" Doug said. "Maybe he knows some."
Old Gene was walking through the door. Gene is an authentic Montana cowboy. Worked on ranches all his life. He's 84 years old. He comes to the bar everyday for a beer, shot, and a nap.
"Hey, Gene" I said "Tell me some sheep jokes."
"Git the hell outta here. I don't know any of that bull----. Katie! Get me a shot and a beer."
I thought for a few seconds.
"Well, if the damn Montanans don't know any sheep jokes then where the hell did they come from?"
Gene: "North Dakota and Minnesota. They just blame that bull---- on us."
Heeheeheeheehee.
Quote: DRichI completely agree with you.
I thought it was a good article. Not quite Pulitzer material, but so what ?
