mea culpa - things I sortof have wished I didn't say when I was in Vegas....
.....if I hadn't been a drinkin (ok, just call me Mickey C.....)
a) To a 30-ish woman (with her husband at 1st base at a BJ table off-strip):
She had obviously had a drink or two (apparently I had as well), and she was kindof proud when she announced that she had a couple of kids and was still a fairly attractive blonde, and she had been saying that she was double-checking the dealers' sum of the players cards vs the dealer's:
So I said: - "You look like you would be good at Arithmetic".
I see NOW
how that could be misinterpreted as a "dig" on her appearance. I didn't mean it that way (honest). I think I got back on the husband's good side when I asked the young-ish woman if Texas A&M had a football program. I don't regret that so much, it was kindof funny, and he went to the UofT or somewhere NOT Texas A&M. Fist-bump.ANYONE ELSE ?
Come on M146, I know you have one. Or not, I still remember it being hilarious.
Last edited by: JohnnyQ on Jul 16, 2017
I remember the thirty-five sweet goodbyes;
When you put me on the Wolverine up to Annandale;
It was still September
When your daddy was quite surprised;
To find you with the working girls in the county jail;
I was smoking with the boys upstairs when I
Heard about the whole affair;I said oh no
William and Mary won't do