Slot Machine Name Generator
September 29th, 2021 at 1:24:54 PM
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I think you'll like this. On the "Ridiculous" setting, it's probably my funniest work ever.
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September 29th, 2021 at 1:36:52 PM
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Well that's 10 minutes of my life I won't get back. My 1st result for "Ridiculous" was "Angry Toilet" which, I have to say, has possibilities.
My goal of being well informed conflicts with my goal of remaining sane.
September 29th, 2021 at 1:50:41 PM
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Double Masturbating JackpotQuote: MichaelBluejayI think you'll like this. On the "Ridiculous" setting, it's probably my funniest work ever.
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this might pass:
Ultra Luxury STD
Craps is paradise (Pair of dice).
Lets hear it for the SpeedCount Mathletes :)
September 29th, 2021 at 1:50:44 PM
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My favorite is “Mega Hideous Hooker”. Because I can relate.
“Triple Masturbating Pandas” is a close second.
“Triple Masturbating Pandas” is a close second.
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September 29th, 2021 at 1:53:51 PM
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Glistening Biologists II probably has some remarkable bonus features.
May the cards fall in your favor.
September 29th, 2021 at 2:20:34 PM
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The generator was retweeted by Steve Wynn (!), with a note, "Note to Stu. Hire this guy when we open."
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September 29th, 2021 at 2:48:03 PM
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Wow, "Steve Wynn" must be a common name for there to be only 2266294 of them on twitter.
@stevewy02266924
I'm McLovin' this:
BUT IN CASE IT IS STEVE WYNN, I would also like a job a WYNN. Somewhere in management would be a good fit, methinks. Salary semi-negotiable based on my posts on WoV.
ps: Let's start with 3x whatever Wizard made at Venetian. Just call Sheldon for the scoop on that, oh wait, no - nevermind. Too Soon ?
OK, back to the MEME generator and BONUS POINTS I SAY for catchy tag-lines.
@stevewy02266924
I'm McLovin' this:
BUT IN CASE IT IS STEVE WYNN, I would also like a job a WYNN. Somewhere in management would be a good fit, methinks. Salary semi-negotiable based on my posts on WoV.
ps: Let's start with 3x whatever Wizard made at Venetian. Just call Sheldon for the scoop on that, oh wait, no - nevermind. Too Soon ?
OK, back to the MEME generator and BONUS POINTS I SAY for catchy tag-lines.
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September 29th, 2021 at 2:52:50 PM
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Incontinent Cowboys
Tagline: With Irritable Bowel Movement Spin Bonus
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September 29th, 2021 at 2:57:17 PM
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Disrespectful Mother-in-law II: The Search for Spock
Well there goes my tag-line: With Irritable Bowel Movement Bonus Spin
OR Does It ?
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September 29th, 2021 at 2:59:42 PM
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HEY, Not so fast BLUEJAY, I think I saw this one at Planet Hollywood, it was near the 6/5 $ 5 Denom Jacks or Better in that weird roundy thing.
Shitty Treasure Chest 3
Shitty Treasure Chest 3
YOU GUESSED IT, with Irritable Bowel Syndrome Bonus Spins
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
September 29th, 2021 at 6:48:02 PM
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OK, like I said, you got some 'splainin' to do, BLUEJAY.
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
September 29th, 2021 at 7:17:40 PM
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Mega Boring-Ass Felons
September 29th, 2021 at 9:46:35 PM
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Okay, I don't know jack about Twitter. I saw that Vital Vegas followed him and I thought I saw that he had thousands of followers, but now I see it's that he's *following* thousands of other accounts, has only 387 followers himself. So I get the dunce cap for today.Quote: JohnnyQWow, "Steve Wynn" must be a common name for there to be only 2266294 of them on twitter.
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I'm not that interested in Twitter but it seems like it's a good way for me to get the word out about updates and new articles & tools. The Slot Name Generator was popular (thanks to a retweet by Vital Vegas) and that resulted in hundreds of visitors.
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September 29th, 2021 at 10:23:31 PM
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I tweeted this.Quote: JohnnyQOK, like I said, you got some 'splainin' to do, BLUEJAY.
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September 30th, 2021 at 5:44:09 AM
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Would it be any trouble to provide a link to your Twitter ?Quote: MichaelBluejayI tweeted this.
FOUND IT: https://twitter.com/EasyVegas/
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There's dust in all their hearts
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September 30th, 2021 at 5:51:11 AM
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Also, if IGT ( or Steve Wynn for that matter ! ) contacts you, you could suggest a tie-in with the manufacturer of one of the following:
Alosetron (Lotronex)
Eluxadoline (Viberzi)
Rifaximin (Xifaxan)
Lubiprostone (Amitiza)
Linaclotide (Linzess)
Alosetron (Lotronex)
Eluxadoline (Viberzi)
Rifaximin (Xifaxan)
Lubiprostone (Amitiza)
Linaclotide (Linzess)
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
September 30th, 2021 at 6:34:18 AM
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Bonus Toilet Housewives
Quote: JohnnyQWith Irritable Bowel Movement Spin Bonus
"Dealer has 'rock'... Pay 'paper!'"
September 30th, 2021 at 6:59:30 AM
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Good one !Quote: JoemanBonus Toilet Housewives
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There's dust in all their hearts
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September 30th, 2021 at 7:42:43 AM
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Rickrolled again! Darn you, JQ!
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"Dealer has 'rock'... Pay 'paper!'"
September 30th, 2021 at 8:08:07 AM
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i was surprised
September 30th, 2021 at 10:47:28 PM
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I got "Rising Resort Fee".
Vital Vegas would like that I also just got "69 Housewives".
Someone on Twitter said, "Um. I would 100% play Jedi Penguins until all my money was gone."
A fair number of results even on the "Ridiculous" setting could be actual slot names.
As more ridiculous words come to mind, I add them to the mix. I also tweak the grammar.
This might wind up being my most popular work.
Vital Vegas would like that I also just got "69 Housewives".
Someone on Twitter said, "Um. I would 100% play Jedi Penguins until all my money was gone."
A fair number of results even on the "Ridiculous" setting could be actual slot names.
As more ridiculous words come to mind, I add them to the mix. I also tweak the grammar.
This might wind up being my most popular work.
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October 1st, 2021 at 4:18:12 AM
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Even I might run a few bucks through a JEDI PENGUINS slot machine. Well, provided that.....
Also, it might be fun to have a list of 5 Real Games and 5 Slot Name Generator Games in a list to see if people can tell which is which.
Kitty gLitter comes to mind as a real one for the list.
Wild Red Sevens
Wild Red Sixes and Nines
Mean Streets of Deetroit
Pillsbury Doughboy Big Dough
Bob Evans Down on the Farm
Hillbillies, Hoboes, and Horses
It had Irritable Bowel Syndrome Bonus Spins, or something equally silly: Killer Whale Feeding Frenzy Light Saber Battle Royale Bonus Spins
Also, it might be fun to have a list of 5 Real Games and 5 Slot Name Generator Games in a list to see if people can tell which is which.
Kitty gLitter comes to mind as a real one for the list.
Wild Red Sevens
Wild Red Sixes and Nines
Mean Streets of Deetroit
Pillsbury Doughboy Big Dough
Bob Evans Down on the Farm
Hillbillies, Hoboes, and Horses
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There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
October 1st, 2021 at 7:12:25 AM
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I think the next project should be something where it randomly generates, "Big Win," verbiage and some relatively small multiple of the bet to go along with it.
The slot machines are already running out of superlatives: Big Win, Incredible Win, Outstanding Win, Colossal Win, Amazing Win, Huge Win, Extraordinary Win, Unbelievable Win---Incomprehensible Win, and, it's like 8x the bet amount, or something. I might have also made up, "Incomprehensible Win."
Or, make a simple slot machine out of it that people can play and randomly generate the superlatives.
The slot machines are already running out of superlatives: Big Win, Incredible Win, Outstanding Win, Colossal Win, Amazing Win, Huge Win, Extraordinary Win, Unbelievable Win---Incomprehensible Win, and, it's like 8x the bet amount, or something. I might have also made up, "Incomprehensible Win."
Or, make a simple slot machine out of it that people can play and randomly generate the superlatives.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
October 1st, 2021 at 7:17:36 AM
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OK how about.....
"Mission" Accomplished WIN
Don't Spend this All in One Place WIN
Amaze your Yokel Friends back in Podunk WIN
"Mission" Accomplished WIN
Don't Spend this All in One Place WIN
Amaze your Yokel Friends back in Podunk WIN
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There's dust in all their hearts
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October 1st, 2021 at 7:47:01 AM
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Quote: JohnnyQOK how about.....
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"Mission" Accomplished WIN
Don't Spend this All in One Place WIN
Amaze your Yokel Friends back in Podunk WIN
I like those!
“You Should Probably Stop Here WIN!”
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
October 1st, 2021 at 7:53:13 AM
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Behemoth Beer Money WIN
Baby Needs New Shoes WIN
Baby Needs New Shoes WIN
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October 1st, 2021 at 8:43:43 AM
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Quote: JohnnyQOK how about.....
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"Mission" Accomplished WIN
Don't Spend this All in One Place WIN
Amaze your Yokel Friends back in Podunk WIN
At a certain level of prize award, the coin fountain is replaced with real estate brochures for private islands.
This is well after a Ludicrous Win turns the screen plaid.
May the cards fall in your favor.
October 1st, 2021 at 8:58:26 AM
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Which made this one come to mind:
TIMESHARE TOWERING TOWER TOKENS
For Married Couples Only
TIMESHARE TOWERING TOWER TOKENS
For Married Couples Only
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There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
October 1st, 2021 at 9:54:08 AM
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Colombian BAM BAM and High End H***er WIN!
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October 1st, 2021 at 2:04:43 PM
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Quote: JohnnyQOK, like I said, you got some 'splainin' to do, BLUEJAY.
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I will quote myself here for the sheer IRONY of it.....
Could there be two versions ? I'm not sure these have the IBS bonus spins.There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
October 1st, 2021 at 2:38:32 PM
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Quote: JohnnyQCould there be two versions ? I'm not sure these have the IBS bonus spins.
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I believe the blue chest version has a differently themed bonus spin feature, but I do not recall the details. I believe they are mathematically equivalent; difference in display art and sound effects only.
May the cards fall in your favor.
October 1st, 2021 at 2:39:11 PM
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hmmmmmmm
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There's dust in all their hearts
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October 1st, 2021 at 10:49:35 PM
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Thanks everyone for the comments.
You can peek behind the curtain and see what words I'm using by choosing "View Source" or "View Page Source" (or some such) in your browser. Could be under Developer Tools.
Lots of the adjectives, including ones I just added, are negative. That's part of the joke: who wants to play a slot named "Unwinnable Jackpots" or "Insufficient Hits"?
I split up the Appendices and Sequels so they’re now separate things. An Appendix like “Deluxe” or “and the Last Crusade” won’t trigger the name of a sequel (such as ": Judgment Day"), only a sequel # like “III” or “3” can now trigger a sequel name.
Here are the words I added today:
PREFIXES: Completely, Multi, Wild
ADJECTIVES: Anthropocentric, Anthropomorphic, Anxious, Bankrupt, Big, Broke, Broke-Ass, Charming, Contaminated, Counterfeit, Cuddling, Cuddly, Cynical, Defecating, Degenerate, Deluxe, Destitute, Disappointing, Disgraced, Disinfected, Mostly Disinfected, Enthusiastic, Excitable, Extraordinary, Fast, Fat, Fat-Ass, Frustrating, Garden of, Genuine, Glacial, Gross, Horny, Hot Tub, Huge, Huge-Ass, Hungry, Hungry Hungry, Icky, Illiterate, Immature, Incompetent, Incomprehensible, Inconsistent, Incredible, Inexplicable, Insufficient, Jacuzzi, Juicy, Land of, Lethargic, Losing, Malfunctioning, Midnight, Moist, Moonlight, Moldy, Naughty, Nervous, Obedient, Obese, Outstanding, Painful, Penniless, Pessimistic, Putrid, Promiscuous, Quick, Red White &, Repulsive, Revolting, Romantic, Rotten, Ruined, Sadistic, Seductive, Shocking, Showering, Slow, Smelly, Soaking Wet, Speedy, Squeaky, Squishy, Submissive, Uncontrollable, Uninspiring, Unrelenting, Unwinnable, Urinating, Useless, Vengeance, Vomiting, Worthless, Yucky
NOUNS: Agony, Baby/ies, Bankruptcy, Cocaine, Crystal Meth, Cuddling, Degenerate/s, Doctor/s, Drywall, Earlobe, Earthquake, Electrocardiogram, Fight, Hand Sanitizer, Hangnail, Highway, Hillbilly/lies, Hippo/s, Hits, Hot Tub/s, Imposter/s, Jacuzzi, Kung Fu, Malfunction/s, Menopause, Midnight, Mildew, Moonlight, Nurse/s, Pain, Pajama Party, Plumbing, Poetry, Redneck/s, Romance, Scientist/s, Secret Agent/s, Sewage, Shower, Skeleton/s, Skull/s, Smoothie/s, Stench, Surgeon/s, Syringe/s, Teenager/s, Toast, Toaster/s, Toilet Paper, Toilets, University, Urine
…REMOVED: Methamphetamine (replaced with Crystal Meth)
SUFFIXES: ”, Baby”, Deluxe
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Right after I added Teenagers, I actually got "Spoiled Teenagers".
You can peek behind the curtain and see what words I'm using by choosing "View Source" or "View Page Source" (or some such) in your browser. Could be under Developer Tools.
Lots of the adjectives, including ones I just added, are negative. That's part of the joke: who wants to play a slot named "Unwinnable Jackpots" or "Insufficient Hits"?
I split up the Appendices and Sequels so they’re now separate things. An Appendix like “Deluxe” or “and the Last Crusade” won’t trigger the name of a sequel (such as ": Judgment Day"), only a sequel # like “III” or “3” can now trigger a sequel name.
Here are the words I added today:
PREFIXES: Completely, Multi, Wild
ADJECTIVES: Anthropocentric, Anthropomorphic, Anxious, Bankrupt, Big, Broke, Broke-Ass, Charming, Contaminated, Counterfeit, Cuddling, Cuddly, Cynical, Defecating, Degenerate, Deluxe, Destitute, Disappointing, Disgraced, Disinfected, Mostly Disinfected, Enthusiastic, Excitable, Extraordinary, Fast, Fat, Fat-Ass, Frustrating, Garden of, Genuine, Glacial, Gross, Horny, Hot Tub, Huge, Huge-Ass, Hungry, Hungry Hungry, Icky, Illiterate, Immature, Incompetent, Incomprehensible, Inconsistent, Incredible, Inexplicable, Insufficient, Jacuzzi, Juicy, Land of, Lethargic, Losing, Malfunctioning, Midnight, Moist, Moonlight, Moldy, Naughty, Nervous, Obedient, Obese, Outstanding, Painful, Penniless, Pessimistic, Putrid, Promiscuous, Quick, Red White &, Repulsive, Revolting, Romantic, Rotten, Ruined, Sadistic, Seductive, Shocking, Showering, Slow, Smelly, Soaking Wet, Speedy, Squeaky, Squishy, Submissive, Uncontrollable, Uninspiring, Unrelenting, Unwinnable, Urinating, Useless, Vengeance, Vomiting, Worthless, Yucky
NOUNS: Agony, Baby/ies, Bankruptcy, Cocaine, Crystal Meth, Cuddling, Degenerate/s, Doctor/s, Drywall, Earlobe, Earthquake, Electrocardiogram, Fight, Hand Sanitizer, Hangnail, Highway, Hillbilly/lies, Hippo/s, Hits, Hot Tub/s, Imposter/s, Jacuzzi, Kung Fu, Malfunction/s, Menopause, Midnight, Mildew, Moonlight, Nurse/s, Pain, Pajama Party, Plumbing, Poetry, Redneck/s, Romance, Scientist/s, Secret Agent/s, Sewage, Shower, Skeleton/s, Skull/s, Smoothie/s, Stench, Surgeon/s, Syringe/s, Teenager/s, Toast, Toaster/s, Toilet Paper, Toilets, University, Urine
…REMOVED: Methamphetamine (replaced with Crystal Meth)
SUFFIXES: ”, Baby”, Deluxe
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Right after I added Teenagers, I actually got "Spoiled Teenagers".
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October 2nd, 2021 at 5:38:25 AM
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Quote: JohnnyQOK how about.....
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"Mission" Accomplished WIN
Don't Spend this All in One Place WIN
Amaze your Yokel Friends back in Podunk WIN
Haircut money WIN
"Truth is ever to be found in the simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things."
-- Isaac Newton
October 2nd, 2021 at 6:16:43 AM
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If I may add one word I can come up with:Quote: MichaelBluejayYou can peek behind the curtain and see what words I'm using by choosing "View Source" or "View Page Source" (or some such) in your browser. Could be under Developer Tools.
Naughty Alien Nurses
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
October 2nd, 2021 at 7:04:52 AM
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Quote: JimRockfordQuote: JohnnyQOK how about.....
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"Mission" Accomplished WIN
Don't Spend this All in One Place WIN
Amaze your Yokel Friends back in Podunk WIN
Haircut money WINlink to original post
Throwback! Nice!
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
October 2nd, 2021 at 3:36:55 PM
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Okay, I added "Naughty" as a possible prefix. There's a 17% chance of getting a prefix, and there are 15 prefixes, so there's a 1.13% chance that your slot name will start with "Naughty". To get exactly "Naughty Alien Nurses will take approximately 3.67 gazillion clicks.Quote: JohnnyQIf I may add one word I can come up with:
Naughty Alien Nurses
After today's tweaks, I think I'm done tweaking the generator, except to add a few more ridiculous words here and there as they come to mind.
Would you like me to add your artwork to the name generator page?
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October 2nd, 2021 at 3:44:11 PM
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Well the Louvre said I would have to change it to "Naughty French Alien Nurses", and I believe you are well aware of my "artistic" integrity, so yes, please post away on the Name Generator page and enjoy a platter of Freedom Fries.Quote: MichaelBluejayWould you like me to add your artwork to the name generator page?
There's emptiness behind their eyes
There's dust in all their hearts
They just want to steal us all and take us all apart
October 2nd, 2021 at 4:43:30 PM
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Quote: MichaelBluejayOkay, I added "Naughty" as a possible prefix. There's a 17% chance of getting a prefix, and there are 15 prefixes, so there's a 1.13% chance that your slot name will start with "Naughty". To get exactly "Naughty Alien Nurses will take approximately 3.67 gazillion clicks.
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After today's tweaks, I think I'm done tweaking the generator, except to add a few more ridiculous words here and there as they come to mind.
Would you like me to add your artwork to the name generator page?
So you're saying there's a chance?
(Someone had to do it.)
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
October 2nd, 2021 at 5:02:44 PM
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Ugh. Okay:Quote: Mission146So you're saying there's a chance?Quote: MichaelBluejayOkay, I added "Naughty" as a possible prefix. There's a 17% chance of getting a prefix, and there are 15 prefixes, so there's a 1.13% chance that your slot name will start with "Naughty". To get exactly "Naughty Alien Nurses will take approximately 3.67 gazillion clicks.
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17% chance of getting a prefix.
6.7% chance of the chosen prefix being "Naughty"
1/489 chance of the adjective being "Alien"
1/386 chance of the noun being "Nurse" or "Nurses".
50% chance of the noun being "Nurses" and not "Nurse".
93% chance of no suffix (e.g., "Deluxe", "Forever", "Returns", "Rising")
86% chance of no sequel (e.g., "III" or "3")
So, 0.17 x 0.67 x 1/489 x 1/386 x 0.5 x 0.93 x 0.86 = 0.0000002413.
1 ÷ 0.0000002413 = 4,144,219.
So, 1 in 4,144,219 chance of getting exactly "Naughty Alien Nurses".
That's better odds than winning any state lottery. And the slot name generator is free to play.
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October 3rd, 2021 at 11:54:55 PM
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In keeping with the cynical bent, I just added a whole bunch more negative adjectives, including "Unlucky".
How did I miss that one?!
I put a little weight on it.
How did I miss that one?!
I put a little weight on it.
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October 5th, 2021 at 11:43:00 PM
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Post your best result.
Sometimes they really work. I just got "Upsetting Resort Fee".
Sometimes they really work. I just got "Upsetting Resort Fee".
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October 6th, 2021 at 5:54:54 AM
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Endless Penis V: The Return of the King
I saw no mention of a bonus feature.
I saw no mention of a bonus feature.
edit: I'll take a penalty if I'm out of line to post this.
May the cards fall in your favor.
October 6th, 2021 at 6:14:18 AM
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Ultra Fast Sewage
Well, I certainly don't want ultra slow sewage!
Annoying Highway Forever
Glad to see they are making a slot about I-10!
Extra Creepy Nudist Camp
Is there another kind?
Naughty Wizard Nudist Camp
I guess there is. Though, surely not our Wizard's nudist camp, right?
Infected Honky Returns
More of a B-horror title, but I'm cool with it.
Well, I certainly don't want ultra slow sewage!
Annoying Highway Forever
Glad to see they are making a slot about I-10!
Extra Creepy Nudist Camp
Is there another kind?
Naughty Wizard Nudist Camp
I guess there is. Though, surely not our Wizard's nudist camp, right?
Infected Honky Returns
More of a B-horror title, but I'm cool with it.
Your penalty is to write the name of your slot machine 100 times on your whiteboard at work!Quote: DieterEndless Penis V: The Return of the King
I saw no mention of a bonus feature.edit: I'll take a penalty if I'm out of line to post this.link to original post
"Dealer has 'rock'... Pay 'paper!'"
October 6th, 2021 at 6:32:34 AM
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This made me wonder if Don Rickles ever got an offer for his own slot machine. I would play it. Constant insults in the bonus round.
Sanitized for Your Protection
October 6th, 2021 at 7:07:37 AM
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Quote: JoemanYour penalty is to write the name of your slot machine 100 times on your whiteboard at work!
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Couldn't I just get 100 lashes with a wet noodle?
(sigh) Honor demands. Gimme a bit.
May the cards fall in your favor.
October 6th, 2021 at 7:16:24 AM
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May the cards fall in your favor.
October 6th, 2021 at 10:22:37 AM
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The generator never mentions bonus features. JohnnyQ mused about that idea, but they don't really exist in the generator.Quote: DieterI saw no mention of a bonus feature.
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My GPS has an option to add John Cleese's voice, and the idea is that he insults you a lot. I didn't try it.Quote: rxwineThis made me wonder if Don Rickles ever got an offer for his own slot machine. I would play it. Constant insults in the bonus round.
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A nice recent hit: Tiny-Ass Cowboys
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