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Buzzard
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August 28th, 2014 at 10:28:34 AM permalink
I have found the secret to success at the craps table. Miss Sticky Fingers.
Shed not for her the bitter tear Nor give the heart to vain regret Tis but the casket that lies here, The gem that filled it Sparkles yet
petroglyph
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August 28th, 2014 at 11:05:29 AM permalink
Quote: mustangsally

what is a *real* number?
never heard of that one.

Is this the true mark of a *craps expert*

when I played crapless craps I could place money on every number except the 7
are those all real numbers too?

and I always wash my hands after any hand job as many guys want to kiss and lick my hand afterwards.
not my pleasure
buts theirs

Sally




Geez, there I go again with this naivete thing. In the past when you mentioned "HJ's" I thought you were a manicurist, guess not?

Reel # or real number which would be the antithesis of a faux number, this language stuff confuses me.
thecesspit
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August 28th, 2014 at 11:13:11 AM permalink
Quote: mustangsally

what is a *real* number?
never heard of that one.



Opposite of imaginary numbers. A real craps expert, though, would hit imaginary numbers. If you ask me. You weren't asking me, but I offer the answer anyways.
"Then you can admire the real gambler, who has neither eaten, slept, thought nor lived, he has so smarted under the scourge of his martingale, so suffered on the rack of his desire for a coup at trente-et-quarante" - Honore de Balzac, 1829
Scotty71
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August 28th, 2014 at 11:51:44 AM permalink
Quote: mustangsally

what is a *real* number?
never heard of that one.



You're right I meant box numbers..especially the ones I'm on.... my point as I intended would be that a craps expert actually plays craps or has played craps in a casino and has a bit of etiquette at the table.

A 2nd qualifier would be that a "craps expert" has at his or her disposal a few betting strategies to rely upon to make best use of the "rhythm" of the table. If they bet on other shooters that is.

You crack me up BTW
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Scotty71
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August 28th, 2014 at 11:54:20 AM permalink
The "real" craps expert is the one who is banking the game and can stay in business profitably.
when man determined to destroy himself he picked the was of shall and finding only why smashed it into because." E.E. Cummings
mustangsally
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August 28th, 2014 at 12:11:51 PM permalink
Quote: Scotty71

You're right I meant box numbers..especially the ones I'm on....

ah great! beam me up!
i * i = -1
makes me just want to stay in bed all day
(and that could be fun too, unless I need to be connected to a machine to continue living, like my refrigerator)

box numbers.
seems to me all craps players have there special term or terms to describe accepted terms for the game of craps

Quote: Scotty71

my point as I intended would be that a craps expert actually plays craps or has played craps in a casino

sounds good
I think my list satisfies that requirement except maybe #5
I will not name his name here
but Stewart teaches in Utah and might be Mormon and I think it is against their religion (in other words a sin)
to gamble (or play craps for money) but is OK to own the casino
go figure

Quote: Scotty71

and has a bit of etiquette at the table.

the word *bit* just bit me

Quote: Scotty71

A 2nd qualifier would be that a "craps expert" has at his or her disposal a few betting strategies to rely upon to make best use of the "rhythm" of the table.

rhythm of the table. you do so say...

Is this the same as the rhythm method the Catholic Church teaches and preaches?

Quote: Scotty71

If they bet on other shooters that is.

I love to bet against most all shooters. Lay the point.
yap yap
I win more money that way
playing craps = fun
winning money playing craps = more fun

Quote: Scotty71

You crack me up BTW

thank you
I know up is better than down

so are you a craps expert?
Sally
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Scotty71
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August 28th, 2014 at 12:31:20 PM permalink
Quote: mustangsally


Is this the same as the rhythm method the Catholic Church teaches and preaches?



Yes, no protection....never hedge a good bet

Quote: mustangsally

I love to bet against most all shooters. Lay the point.



Fine by me but you say "most all" who do you bet on? -or- do you pass the dice like most donts.


Quote: mustangsally

so are you a craps expert?
Sally



No, not in my opinion.

I play as an expert in a much bigger casino with much better odds and way more fun games
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GWAE
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August 28th, 2014 at 12:37:09 PM permalink
Quote: mustangsally


My first bankroll was $400 and I lost all of it.
I started with $5,000 on my second try and 7 Royals (VP) have added to this and I did have a very nice Lotto win.

just call me
Lucky Sally
I was surprised why no one has asked where my bankroll came from



would you like to share the story of your lotto win? I would love to hear it.
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slackyhacky
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October 6th, 2014 at 1:26:06 AM permalink
So mustang Sally,

Did you define a craps expert?

I think I missed it if you did.
Ahigh
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October 6th, 2014 at 3:22:08 AM permalink
I may not be a craps expert, but I have had a radio personality refer to me as such.

It was not upon my suggestion that he did this, but rather based on his perspective of who I was when I explained that I was not an advantage player and that I wasn't sure that advantage play was even possible at all.

Craps expert, from his view, was just the best way that he could come up with that referred to my expertise for his listeners.

I'm not sure what this thread is all about, but I'm pretty certain that I have been interviewed on a radio talk show and described by the host as a craps expert.

I'm also pretty sure that at least one craps expert on this list in the original post doesn't even know the rule about keeping his drink off the armrest. Or if he does know, he needed to be reminded a couple of times (one of the dead giveaways of someone who does not play the game all that much).

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