guitarmandp
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June 27th, 2014 at 8:48:06 AM permalink
Start with a large fortune ...
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June 27th, 2014 at 9:26:25 AM permalink
Quote: guitarmandp

Start with a large fortune ...



Threads 9, posts 45. Nice ratio.
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June 27th, 2014 at 9:52:45 AM permalink
Essentially a monologue
DJTeddyBear
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June 27th, 2014 at 10:34:23 AM permalink
Quote: guitarmandp

Start with a large fortune ...

Wow that's enlightening!

And next you're gonna tell us what Einstein said about Roulette, right?
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June 27th, 2014 at 10:44:03 AM permalink
Tough crowd huh, guitarman? Been there. Comedy is not my strong suit either.
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guitarmandp
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June 27th, 2014 at 10:56:00 AM permalink
Its a joke a couple of the floor managers say to me all the time. I think its funny
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June 27th, 2014 at 10:57:43 AM permalink
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DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
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June 27th, 2014 at 11:02:35 AM permalink
Lot's of variations. How to double your money - fold it in half. How to leave with $1000 - walk in with $2000. I always get a chuckle.
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DJTeddyBear
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June 27th, 2014 at 12:04:15 PM permalink
Quote: guitarmandp

Its a joke a couple of the floor managers say to me all the time.


That should tell you how bad, old, and most important when you're asking why you got grief over it, how well known it is.
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June 27th, 2014 at 12:06:14 PM permalink
This is incorrect. Plenty of times I have started at the craps table with a large amount of money and ended up with no amount of money.
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June 27th, 2014 at 12:17:52 PM permalink
Quote: sodawater

This is incorrect. Plenty of times I have started at the craps table with a large amount of money and ended up with no amount of money.



Well, it goes without saying, one must still know when to walk away. ;-)
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June 27th, 2014 at 3:15:27 PM permalink
Smartest craps system I've ever heard of on my life.
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June 27th, 2014 at 3:22:51 PM permalink
There's the devout Christian gambler who once prayed before buying-in at the table: "God, please let me break even because I need the money so badly."
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June 27th, 2014 at 5:08:13 PM permalink
Quote: Nareed

There's the devout Christian gambler who once prayed before buying-in at the table: "God, please let me break even because I need the money so badly."



Isn't gambling one of the seven deadly sins?
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