Defying Basic Strategy
Here's a gem:
Quote:For some strange reason the best cards are dealt first out of the shoe to the first base position. There is a mathematical reason for this, but this isn't a calculus manual so it's not necessary to know the exact reason that this happens. The important element to know and remember just that IT HAPPENS".
From the excerpt that I read, the only thing worse than this guy's grammar is his blackjack advice. Save your $9.
Hit till 17: Dealer showing a 6? He's gonna draw to 17 so try to end up with 18.
Insurance: Yes on 17-20. Matter of fact insure everything. You don't drive to the 7-11 nearby without insurance do you?
Double as much as you can: Get the money out there. Double 12s, you rarely bust with them, only 10s can screw you!
Squeeze play: Not just in baccarat. Look for pips and say "monkey" real loud to get a 20. Then proceed to split them. Throw the cards at the dealer like a dart, they like to feel like they are part of the game.
Divorce lawyers: If you see one playing the $100 table bring your girlfriend in a red dress to the tables ASAP.
Quote: djatcSplit your tens: 2 hands you can win!
Hit till 17: Dealer showing a 6? He's gonna draw to 17 so try to end up with 18.
Insurance: Yes on 17-20. Matter of fact insure everything. You don't drive to the 7-11 nearby without insurance do you?
Double as much as you can: Get the money out there. Double 12s, you rarely bust with them, only 10s can screw you!
Squeeze play: Not just in baccarat. Look for pips and say "monkey" real loud to get a 20. Then proceed to split them. Throw the cards at the dealer like a dart, they like to feel like they are part of the game.
Divorce lawyers: If you see one playing the $100 table bring your girlfriend in a red dress to the tables ASAP.
Literally laughed out loud
Quote: AxiomOfChoiceHere's a gem:
Quote:For some strange reason the best cards are dealt first out of the shoe to the first base position. There is a mathematical reason for this, but this isn't a calculus manual so it's not necessary to know the exact reason that this happens.
OMG that is priceless.
I can't improve on your quote from the content, so I'll snark on the book cover:
That title font reminds me of this: