Nathan's Corner
Quote: OnceDearYou have to bear in mind that this whole IRS sub-plot is another of Nathan's bloody metaphors. Nothing to do with the IRS.
Nathan, do you really think it's wise to post this sub-thread? You know you are going to 'fess up' at this rate and no good could come of that.
In my defense, the very first time(s) I mentioned the IRS, it was about the actual IRS. ;)
Quote: NathanIn my defense, the very first time(s) I mentioned the IRS, it was about the actual IRS. ;)
I would have to believe a jury of your peers, assuming there is 12 actually out there, would find you guilty with that defense.
Quote: BozI would have to believe a jury of your peers, assuming there is 12 actually out there, would find you guilty with that defense.
My very first IRS posts were tax refund related. :)
Nathan... I suggest you don't be so defensive about your parables... But also realise that the latest 2 might really damage your rep if/when they get decoded. When you're n a hole stop digging.
Quote: OnceDearDifferent sub-thread. The whole one about deceiving irs was metaphor.
Nathan... I suggest you don't be so defensive about your parables... But also realise that the latest 2 might really damage your rep if/when they get decoded. When you're n a hole stop digging.
Ok, here is where I usually get in trouble but as Popeye once said..,..I Yam who I Yam.
You OD are talking in the same blabbering nonsense as Nathan.
So either you studied in the same circles as Nathan or you know as a Mod something that probably should be shared with the 99% of us who believe Nathan is a sock of a previously banned member.
If you can’t do that, could you please let me in on the joke, because I honestly don’t get the infatuation here.
What do you expect when dealing with #TWME?Quote: BozOk, here is where I usually get in trouble but as Popeye once said..,..I Yam who I Yam.
You OD are talking in the same blabbering nonsense as Nathan.
But seriously, I think it's easy for OD to conclude that Nathan is trying to be clever talking in riddles, without the use of any Mod powers, since she did with all that Harry Potter crap before. Her first "real" story about the IRS. lots of holes is that story, I assume
She added extra stuff in there too make it sound better.
That inspired her to leave behind the Harry Potter stuff and continue with the IRS plot.
I don't know how drunk one would have to be to come up with the nonsense she did. It seems to me that being drunk might make you say something you normally wouldn't, but I can't imagine it would lead to total nonsense. So, I'm not buying the drunk excuse either. It''s probably just something that makes sense to her and whomever she is talking about.
Personally I would not continue to engage those people in conversation.
Quote: Dalex64I don't see how someone could expect to be taken seriously if they aren't straight with people, and even worse, if they are intentionally obfuscating.
Personally I would not continue to engage those people in conversation.
Hey! I only told like TWO lies. Just two!
Quote: NathanHey! I only told like TWO lies. Just two!
I only used heroin like 2 times...lol...just two
Quote: MaxPenI only used heroin like 2 times...lol...just two
Heroin is some scary stuff! O.O Not at all like my two innocent white lies.
So now they are just "white" lies? Sounds racist to me😃Quote: NathanHeroin is some scary stuff! O.O Not at all like my two innocent white lies.
Quote: MaxPenSo now they are just "white" lies? Sounds racist to me😃
Now, you're just reaching. ;) Okay, how about "Innocent," lies? ;) And one of them wasn't even a complete lie. It was an implied lie. ;)
Quote: DRichI recently turned down a position in Miami. My only regret is missing the opportunity to meet Nathan at a casino.
:) You can still meet me at either Gulfstream or Hialeah :) I decided to give Gulfstream another chance since they reinstated my free play for this month! :D But Hialeah is still my main squeeze. Hialeah gives me more free play than Gulfstream. If this were dating/Marriage, Hialeah is my husband and Gulfstream is my boytoy man on the side ;) LOL at the fact that I happen to have my boytoy man on the side as an Avatar instead of my husband. ;)
Quote: NathanAh recently, I have dealt with more Starbucks and Amazon in the last month or so than I have my entire life. LMAO! :D This is not a metaphor, it is literal.
Starbucks is trash Nathan, leave that drug and waste of your hard earned money alone. Lottery tickets provide more value for your money.
Quote: mcallister3200Starbucks is trash Nathan, leave that drug and waste of your hard earned money alone. Lottery tickets provide more value for your money.
Starbucks is decent :) A Venti Macchiato Caramel with 2 percent milk, Mocha Syrup, and cream and a Chicken Bacon Panini is $17, not too shabby and the taste is decent. :)
Quote: NathanStarbucks is decent :) A Venti Macchiato Caramel with 2 percent milk, Mocha Syrup, and cream and a Chicken Bacon Panini is $17, not too shabby and the taste is decent. :)
Dude, I’m doing something wrong. Congratulations on thinking that’s a good deal at $17 for a drink and a reheated frozen sandwich.
Quote: BozDude, I’m doing something wrong. Congratulations on thinking that’s a good deal at $17 for a drink and a reheated frozen sandwich.
Walgreen's stock must be on the rise again.
Quote: BozDude, I’m doing something wrong. Congratulations on thinking that’s a good deal at $17 for a drink and a reheated frozen sandwich.
I BUDGETED for that $17 Panini and drink, so there you have it! :P
Quote: NathanI BUDGETED for that $17 Panini and drink, so there you have it! :P
I figured IRS refund.
Quote: BozI figured IRS refund.
LOL. Using IRS refund for a Starbucks Panini and Drink! You really are hilarious! :D You should be a Stand Up Comedian! Here's a Starbucks joke I made off the top of my head for you if you want to use it at Open Mike Night at the local Club. "My IRS Refund was $1,000. I used it all at Starbucks for a Panini and Large Caramel Iced Latte and still had to give them $5 out of pocket!" That joke will generate lots of laughter! :D
Quote: NathanHere's a Starbucks joke I made off the top of my hesd for you if you want to use it at Open Mike Night at the local Club. "My IRS Refund was $1,000. I used it all at Starbucks for a Panini and Large Caramel Iced Latte and still had to give them $5 out of pocket!" That joke will generate lots of laughter! :D
I like the set-up and punchline, but I'd lower the amount, $1,000 makes it hard to digest.
Quote: WizardI like the set-up and punchline, but I'd lower the amount, $1,000 makes it hard to digest.
Is "Hard to digest," your own light hearted joke? LMAO! :D
I don't think this is something you will ever have to worry about. I have a feeling the best thing they could do for you is to take away your $3 in free play.Quote: NathanI have a question about Hosts. Sometimes Hosts can downright screw you over. A guy said something like,"My main Host was going out of town the weekend I was flying into Vegas to gamble, bummer, but she promised to send me her assistant Host to take care of me. I thought I would be in good hands since I was a high playing Client of hers(You guys know where this is going, right? I'll still tell it anyways, ;) Lo and behold, I played hard that weekend but the Assistant Host never showed up! I was left out in the cold! WTF!? Is there anyway I could get my Main Host to rectify(I don't know if rectify is the right word to use here) my hard play that was wasted since not only was she out of town the weekend I came, her Assistant Host she promised me never showed up!" Would there be a way for him to get his due rewards for his main Host screwing him over? :/
Quote: AxelWolfI don't think this is something you will ever have to worry about. I have a feeling the best thing they could do for you is to take away your $3 in free play.
I'm sure Nathan has a lot of perks, things you don't get such as:
BOGO at the water fountain.
Free hobo bag hiding in the bushes.
Do-it-yourself hair cuts at the salon.
Free elevator rides.
Buy one full cost menu item and get a second at the same price.
Gender neutral meetings.
Low-cost bus service to the casino.
Free restroom usage.
A host that helps her keep fit by making Nathan chase her through the entire casino.
Slot machines that can cost as low as 1 cent.
That there's a whole lotta perks.
Quote: NathanI have a question about Hosts. Sometimes Hosts can downright screw you over. A guy said something like,"My main Host was going out of town the weekend I was flying into Vegas to gamble, bummer, but she promised to send me her assistant Host to take care of me. I thought I would be in good hands since I was a high playing Client of hers(You guys know where this is going, right? I'll still tell it anyways, ;) Lo and behold, I played hard that weekend but the Assistant Host never showed up! I was left out in the cold! WTF!? Is there anyway I could get my Main Host to rectify(I don't know if rectify is the right word to use here) my hard play that was wasted since not only was she out of town the weekend I came, her Assistant Host she promised me never showed up!" Would there be a way for him to get his due rewards for his main Host screwing him over? :/
Anybody who has a host at a property would know how to handle this, so I'm doubting your friend's story in some respects.
If you WANT your host to do something, and they're not available, ANY host on duty will review your account in about 30 seconds and give you an answer on specific requests, and/or tell you what they can offer. You just have to step into the VIP/host office, or ask for one at the Player Club and request service.
This can be done in advance, during your stay, and/or at checkout. The mistake (which I don't think a hosted guest would make) would be to not pursue the inquiry. Nobody would just sit around wondering when the host would drop by.
If they don't IMMEDIATELY direct you to VIP on check in, go yourself. The griper problem was entirely self-inflicted.
If this was another made-up tale of yours, epic fail.
I don't think this was Nathans friend or anyone she knows. She probably read some story on the inter-web and went with it.Quote: beachbumbabsAnybody who has a host at a property would know how to handle this, so I'm doubting your friend's story in some respects.
If you WANT your host to do something, and they're not available, ANY host on duty will review your account in about 30 seconds and give you an answer on specific requests, and/or tell you what they can offer. You just have to step into the VIP/host office, or ask for one at the Player Club and request service.
This can be done in advance, during your stay, and/or at checkout. The mistake (which I don't think a hosted guest would make) would be to not pursue the inquiry. Nobody would just sit around wondering when the host would drop by.
If they don't IMMEDIATELY direct you to VIP on check in, go yourself. The griper problem was entirely self-inflicted.
If this was another made-up tale of yours, epic fail.
This is a thing however. Perhaps not the same as she has described it(I didnt really pay much attention to the details.) Similar situations have happened to me and other people I know. Basically your host is willing to give you much more than other hosts would. Now they go on vacation, get sick, take a personal day or leave the property suddenly. Things you were promised get held up until they can contact that host.
Bad Celebrity Portrayals. Flex Alexander as Michael Jackson. Flex looked nothing like Michael Jackson, he also portrayed Michael as really slow. Critics pointed out that Michael was not really slow, but was a shrewd businessman who made very sharp business deals. Flex "crying," when he sees the news report of September 11th was really bad. He looked like he was mugging for the camera. The real Michael Jackson himself bashed the Flex movie badly saying something like they didn't do his life or his family justice. You know that's bad when the Celebrity bashes the movie based on him. A better choice would have been Usher Raymond who is a singer and dancer and took inspiration from Michael.
Quote: Nathan
Bad Celebrity Portrayals. Flex Alexander as Michael Jackson. Flex looked nothing like Michael Jackson, he also portrayed Michael as really slow. Critics pointed out that Michael was not really slow, but was a shrewd businessman who made very sharp business deals. Flex "crying," when he sees the news report of September 11th was really bad. He looked like he was mugging for the camera. The real Michael Jackson himself bashed the Flex movie badly saying something like they didn't do his life or his family justice. You know that's bad when the Celebrity bashes the movie based on him. A better choice would have been Usher Raymond who is a singer and dancer and took inspiration from Michael.
Jerry Sandusky or just about any Catholic Priest would have been more authentic.
Quote: BozJerry Sandusky or just about any Catholic Priest would have been more authentic.
Gasp! Sacre Bleu! O.O
Quote: NathanI was at a Burger King getting a Whopper Jr. and I heard a commotion...................... The cashier told this guy that had come into the Burger King to go before she called the cops on him(The cops had given him a warning before I think) and she didn't want the cops to come for him again. While he was leaving, I asked what the commotion was about. A customer told me that the guy had been in Burger King begging people for money, saying that he needed food. He said, "Look at him, begging people for money for food even though he has a job. He's wearing $100.00 shoes, begging people for money. I oughta stick my foot up his ass." He said this in a disgusted tone. What do you think of the "beggar" guy? :/
Your main problem was you were at Burger King ʘ‿ʘ
Quote: HullabalooI'm sure Nathan has a lot of perks, things you don't get such as:
BOGO at the water fountain.
Free hobo bag hiding in the bushes.
Do-it-yourself hair cuts at the salon.
Free elevator rides.
Buy one full cost menu item and get a second at the same price.
Gender neutral meetings.
Low-cost bus service to the casino.
Free restroom usage.
A host that helps her keep fit by making Nathan chase her through the entire casino.
Slot machines that can cost as low as 1 cent.
That there's a whole lotta perks.
Did you forget you can get busy in a Burger King bathroom? That's a free hotel room.
You should have said, I do, I have like 5 new IPhones.Quote: RSSome homeless feller asked me for change the other day. Of course, I said no. Then he walked away and came back and said he had an iPhone charger that he didn't need because he doesn't have an iPhone and he'd give it to me. I denied that too because I already have a few AND he probably would have still wanted money (wtf?). Sacre Bleu! O_O
Quote: MaxPenYour main problem was you were at Burger King ʘ‿ʘ
What can I say? I like Whopper Juniors! :)
Quote: MaxPenWalgreen's stock must be on the rise again.
Walgreen's Stock is still CRAP! Still roughly $54! The bright side is that Google/Fidelity finally told the truth. They claim that WBA(Walgreen's Boots Alliance) is DOWN, which it is. A couple of days ago it was at roughly $54, and they claimed it was UP. Like my ex Manager told a potential would be shoplifter, "Get out of here!" Get out of here! How is a LOSS an "UP," At least they rectified their mistake. It kind of reminds me of a Roulette Game claiming that 24 was a "Hot Number," despite 24 not coming up in 30 minutes! 30 minutes without a single 24 is a Hot Number alright! Get out of here. On a funny note, they claimed 0 was a Cold number. As soon as it hit,the new Cold Number was.....Drumroll please.....24! LMAO!
Quote: billryan24 was overdue. How can something overdue not be considered hot. A number that came up a bunch isn't due, therefore is cold. When playing games based on a perfect circle, you must learn to think circularly. Only when one recognizes that up is down and moving sideways is really straight ahead will the mysteries of the Devils Wheel be revealed.. Do you think it a coincidence that the sum of all roulette numbers adds up to 666.
Numbers that hit a lot are considered Hot in Roulette. Numbers that go long stretches without being hit are considered Cold. :)
Quote: NathanNumbers that hit a lot are considered Hot in Roulette. Numbers that go long stretches without being hit are considered Cold. :)
Strike that. Reverse it.
Quote: billryanStrike that. Reverse it.
According to the "Roulette Tips," they tell you stuff like hot number 14 has come up 20 times within the last 500 spins. Cold number 0 has come up twice within 500 spins.
Quote: NathanAccording to the "Roulette Tips," they tell you stuff like hot number 14 has come up 20 times within the last 500 spins. Cold number 0 has come up twice within 500 spins.
You can find the world's best gamblers here on the internet. Doesn't that convince you to follow my advice. Cold numbers come in just as often as hot ones. Use that knowledge.
Quote: billryanYou can find the world's best gamblers here on the internet. Doesn't that convince you to follow my advice. Cold numbers come in just as often as hot ones. Use that knowledge.
I'll admit, I have played "Cold numbers," on a hunch snd have had them hit a few times! O.O
