P90
Posted by P90
Jun 02, 2012

Blackjack Insurance

Just about now had a particularly strange dream about working as a free agent selling blackjack insurance. Pitched some in the casino and then, with great success and self-importance, went door to door.

Only posting because I still fell an irresistible urge to sell you some.
There are things you can live without, but can you really take that chance?
I'll even throw in a two-month discount on our top-notch "dealt ace to eleven" limited time offer special insurance plan!

Comments

FleaStiff
FleaStiff Jun 02, 2012

Probably seventy percent of blackjack players don't really know what an Insurance bet is or when it is offered, they just know that they've been told its a bum deal so they don't take it, though they don't quite know why its a bum deal or how much of a bum deal it is. All they know is that it takes some time for the pretty girl to move her hand around the table above the insurance bet zone and that as she does that her bra slips a bit. So what they really know about Insurance is that it is a ten second pause taken out of the twelve-minute cycle of the CW.

1BB
1BB Jun 02, 2012

You have a buyer! Whenever the true count is +3 have your people call my people.