EvenBob
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February 11th, 2015 at 8:43:41 PM permalink
A Nixon mask always works, if you wear a baseball
cap with it.

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MrV
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February 11th, 2015 at 8:53:05 PM permalink
$2000 is pretty steep for a disguise.

For about one quarter of that price I can order a truly transformational disguise.

I wonder if I'd get used to guys opening doors for me and offering to buy me drinks?

realflesh

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Sonuvabish
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February 11th, 2015 at 10:28:01 PM permalink
Quote: MrV

$2000 is pretty steep for a disguise.

For about one quarter of that price I can order a truly transformational disguise.

I wonder if I'd get used to guys opening doors for me and offering to buy me drinks?

realflesh



Yeah, unless it's an incredibly real silicone mask, I don't know what would be worth $2K. The one you have pictured here wouldn't fly in a casino. That's a good shot, but in reality, at first glance, you'd look like a tranny to the patrons. On closer examination, your eyes would be sunken into your sockets--at least that is the case on some of them. Wouldn't fool surveillance; at best they would notice something off. Think OP should reveal a bit more. If someone gives me just $1900, I'll buy them an $800 silicone mask--NEW!
sc15
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February 11th, 2015 at 11:02:04 PM permalink
Are the disguises good enough to fool the FBI like in The Americans?
EvenBob
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February 12th, 2015 at 12:05:29 AM permalink
What's funny is, 50 years ago the show
Mission Impossible had masks that still
aren't possible today, and most of the
audience thought the show was very
plausible.
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Greasyjohn
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February 12th, 2015 at 2:11:14 AM permalink
Quote: Zcore13

He did not say "masks". He said disguises. I'm thinking wig, fake facial hair, horrifying mole, suicidal neck scar, polio arm and leg braces and Tom Dempsey shoe.


ZCore13



Tom Dempsey shoe? At first I thought you were talking about the shoe in the Blackjack Hall of Fame that contained the toe computer. So I googled it and the field goal kicker came up. Move it to DT mods.

j/k

I don't need a disguise. I'm just going to look like an androgynous 30-year-old and wear a baseball cap, sunglasses and drink bottled water. Then I definitely wouldn't be recognized.
teddys
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February 12th, 2015 at 7:45:49 PM permalink
Yeah, for $2k your's better be damn close to that Phillip Seymour Hoffmann costume that Tom Cruise wore in M.I.:3 -- wiith the voice duplicator, too.

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EvenBob
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February 12th, 2015 at 7:54:45 PM permalink
Color you hair gray, wear a BB cap, and rent
an old person oxygen tank with the tubes
in your nose. You'll be invisible.
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Sonuvabish
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February 12th, 2015 at 8:02:01 PM permalink
Quote: teddys

Yeah, for $2k your's better be damn close to that Phillip Seymour Hoffmann costume that Tom Cruise wore in M.I.:3 -- wiith the voice duplicator, too.



Yeah for 2K, an invisible voice modulator better come with it. Gonna have to agree with bobsims, good luck on Ebay. Not one detail since first post. Who would even consider a serious meeting about this mystery disguise?
sc15
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February 12th, 2015 at 8:11:05 PM permalink
Quote: Sonuvabish

Quote: teddys

Yeah, for $2k your's better be damn close to that Phillip Seymour Hoffmann costume that Tom Cruise wore in M.I.:3 -- wiith the voice duplicator, too.



Yeah for 2K, an invisible voice modulator better come with it. Gonna have to agree with bobsims, good luck on Ebay. Not one detail since first post. Who would even consider a serious meeting about this mystery disguise?



Dunno, but I would take a thread offering used condoms for sale more seriously than this one.

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