darkoz
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February 10th, 2015 at 4:30:31 PM permalink
I will be in Vegas from the 25th through march 5th.

I have three disguises for sale. They aren't cheap. Selling them for 2K apiece.

This is not a joke. If you are a recognized AP and are tired of being backed off, these disguises are absolutely fool-proof (playing un-rated of course.)

It's like a new beginning.

I used them myself but don't have need of them anymore. I have a fourth but am keeping one for myself.

I will accept cash at time of sale and, of course, will give you a full demonstration of the effectiveness of the disguise.

I might go slightly lower than 2K but trust me, I can get close to that amount on Ebay if I have too. I figure, you AP's in Vegas might want a chance at them first.

PM me if you want to set up an appointment
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February 11th, 2015 at 7:33:35 AM permalink
Quote: darkoz



This is not a joke.



Generally people who say that are the biggest jokes around.
Good luck on Ebay.
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February 11th, 2015 at 8:25:33 AM permalink
I thought people that could beat the casinos just grew a beard, wore Ray Ban's (think Blues Brothers) and hunched their shoulders up to their ears and they sat and played??? Guess I am wrong.
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February 11th, 2015 at 8:56:38 AM permalink
Will it make my play look like crap too? Pictures for our amusement?
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February 11th, 2015 at 9:06:46 AM permalink
Quote: darkoz

I will, of course, give you a full demonstration of the effectiveness of the disguise.

Will it help me to add and subtract at 21?
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February 11th, 2015 at 9:34:20 AM permalink
Two things immediately spring to mind...



... and that I'd have to shave quite a bit to even begin to look convincing in a sexy nurse costume.
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February 11th, 2015 at 9:42:11 AM permalink
Quote: darkoz

I used them myself but don't have need of them anymore. I have a fourth but am keeping one for myself.


We don't know where the masks for sale have been.

Add on: Or what the fourth one looks like.
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February 11th, 2015 at 10:54:35 AM permalink
I've got some for sale too

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February 11th, 2015 at 11:31:36 AM permalink
How much did you pay for these masks? I assume it's more than $2k each, if that's what they are "worth" used.

Is your game that strong that you can justify spending $10k+ on masks? That's pretty high on the expense ladder.
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February 11th, 2015 at 12:03:43 PM permalink
Quote: HowMany

How much did you pay for these masks? I assume it's more than $2k each, if that's what they are "worth" used.

Is your game that strong that you can justify spending $10k+ on masks? That's pretty high on the expense ladder.



He did not say "masks". He said disguises. I'm thinking wig, fake facial hair, horrifying mole, suicidal neck scar, polio arm and leg braces and Tom Dempsey shoe.


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February 11th, 2015 at 12:10:01 PM permalink
Should I bring the cash with me when we meet in the Circus Circus parking garage?
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February 11th, 2015 at 12:29:37 PM permalink
Quote: Zcore13

He did not say "masks". He said disguises. I'm thinking wig, fake facial hair, horrifying mole, suicidal neck scar, polio arm and leg braces and Tom Dempsey shoe.


ZCore13



One disguise is so good you'll look like a seeing eye dog. Then you'll only need an accomplice.

j/k
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February 11th, 2015 at 12:40:53 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz

I will be in Vegas from the 25th through march 5th.

I have three disguises for sale. They aren't cheap. Selling them for 2K apiece.

This is not a joke. If you are a recognized AP and are tired of being backed off, these disguises are absolutely fool-proof (playing un-rated of course.)

It's like a new beginning.

I used them myself but don't have need of them anymore. I have a fourth but am keeping one for myself.

I will accept cash at time of sale and, of course, will give you a full demonstration of the effectiveness of the disguise.

I might go slightly lower than 2K but trust me, I can get close to that amount on Ebay if I have too. I figure, you AP's in Vegas might want a chance at them first.

PM me if you want to set up an appointment



How about some before and after pictures
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February 11th, 2015 at 12:45:31 PM permalink
I assume anyone willing to pay 2k for something like th on tois has already figured out something. Is this a kit or something? What do you do when once they catch on to that one? Pony up another 2k?

For 2k I have to think someone could buy an entire costume/makeup kit and use it many times.

BTW someone will have to spend 2k on 2 disguises. One for the casino and one to meet up with you.

How does one get around that?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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February 11th, 2015 at 12:52:48 PM permalink
Quote: Zcore13

... and Tom Dempsey shoe.


ZCore13



That made me laugh out loud.
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February 11th, 2015 at 12:58:16 PM permalink
Quote: terapined

How about some before and after pictures



No, then the casinos will know what to look for!
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February 11th, 2015 at 1:15:47 PM permalink
Quote: DRich

That made me laugh out loud.



Glad I'm not the only one. And you quoting it made me laugh again XD
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February 11th, 2015 at 1:32:51 PM permalink
Quote: Zcore13

horrifying mole



I used to play PGP with a guy every saturday. Long shaggy hair, nosering, hoody, neck tattoo... First time I sat by him, I noticed that he had a small braid in his hair. After about 90 minutes I realized that the braided hair did not originate from the top of his head, but was instead coming from a mole on his cheek.
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February 11th, 2015 at 1:37:13 PM permalink
I heard of a guy who used disguises good enough to be in Hollywood. He thought he had everyone fooled but he wore the same Rolex every time he played blackjack and that's how they got him.
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February 11th, 2015 at 2:08:34 PM permalink
Quote: Greasyjohn

Should I bring the cash with me when we meet in the Circus Circus parking garage?



If you're real adventerous meet him at the circus circus buffet.
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February 11th, 2015 at 2:14:56 PM permalink
Quote: 1BB

he wore the same Rolex every time he played blackjack and that's how they got him.



See, you need to invest in several different Rolexes, to be consistent with the disguises.
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February 11th, 2015 at 2:33:35 PM permalink
Quote: djatc

If you're real adventerous meet him at the circus circus buffet.



I mentioned in a prior post on another thread that I wouldn't eat there even if it was comped. Now that I think of it I wouldn't stay at Circus Circus if it was comped either. Why did they name it Circus Circus anyway? Yeah, I know about the elephant and stuff, but it's like naming NYNY, NYNYNYNY. I remember back when on the second floor they had a small rotating bar. Had a drink there. Could have looked around to find Tony Stuart's gift shop. Anyone remember back in 1980 when they had lots of slot machines in Vegas that had nothing but $ signs on each stop (with a few scattered blanks and three logo-symbols of some sort for the jackpot)? You would get three $ signs almost 50% of the time for a 2:1 payout. This was back in the day when you had to grab the eight ball and pull down on the lever. I remember seeing Liberace there once. "Isn't this piano covered in mirrors beautiful? There are only two of them in the whole world. I own both of them."
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February 11th, 2015 at 2:46:18 PM permalink
Quote: Greasyjohn

I mentioned in a prior post on another thread that I wouldn't eat there even if it was comped. Now that I think of it I wouldn't stay at Circus Circus if it was comped either. Why did they name it Circus Circus anyway? Yeah, I know about the elephant and stuff, but it's like naming NYNY, NYNYNYNY. I remember back when on the second floor they had a small rotating bar. Had a drink there. Could have looked around to find Tony Stuart's gift shop.

I always thought that the sickening vibe of that place was just because the years have not been kind. But I recently watched Diamonds are Forever (1971 James Bond) and the casino looked just a eerie when it was new.
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February 11th, 2015 at 2:55:16 PM permalink
I thought of that movie too when I was posting about Circus Circus. Jill St. John was gorgeous.

I just noticed your signature line. It's amazing how many people when writing use then when they mean than. But they never use than when they mean then. (I think these people don't know there's a word than.)
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February 11th, 2015 at 5:58:47 PM permalink
Quote: Greasyjohn

I mentioned in a prior post on another thread that I wouldn't eat there even if it was comped. Now that I think of it I wouldn't stay at Circus Circus if it was comped either. Why did they name it Circus Circus anyway? Yeah, I know about the elephant and stuff, but it's like naming NYNY, NYNYNYNY. I remember back when on the second floor they had a small rotating bar. Had a drink there. Could have looked around to find Tony Stuart's gift shop. Anyone remember back in 1980 when they had lots of slot machines in Vegas that had nothing but $ signs on each stop (with a few scattered blanks and three logo-symbols of some sort for the jackpot)? You would get three $ signs almost 50% of the time for a 2:1 payout. This was back in the day when you had to grab the eight ball and pull down on the lever. I remember seeing Liberace there once. "Isn't this piano covered in mirrors beautiful? There are only two of them in the whole world. I own both of them."



The casino tower rooms are as good as Golden Nugget rooms.
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February 11th, 2015 at 7:11:40 PM permalink
It's not the rooms, it's the clientele.
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February 11th, 2015 at 7:23:25 PM permalink
Quote: Greasyjohn

It's not the rooms, it's the clientele.



I was really excited to see circus circus after seeing fear and loathing in Vegas. Big disappointment, it's just a bunch of kids running around.
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February 11th, 2015 at 7:50:16 PM permalink
Quote: Greasyjohn

. Had a drink there. Could have looked around to find Tony Stuart's gift shop. ."



I believe you are talking about Tony Spilatro, not Stewart.
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February 11th, 2015 at 7:52:20 PM permalink
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I believe you are talking about Tony Spilatro, not Stewart.



I'm glad you mention this. Yes, Spilotro was his last name, but he held the gift shop under the alias Stuart.

There's an excellent book I read about Spilotro entitled Enforcer.
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February 11th, 2015 at 8:31:31 PM permalink
Are you selling something like this?




I got one too but sadly it did not work.
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February 11th, 2015 at 8:43:41 PM permalink
A Nixon mask always works, if you wear a baseball
cap with it.

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February 11th, 2015 at 8:53:05 PM permalink
$2000 is pretty steep for a disguise.

For about one quarter of that price I can order a truly transformational disguise.

I wonder if I'd get used to guys opening doors for me and offering to buy me drinks?

realflesh

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February 11th, 2015 at 10:28:01 PM permalink
Quote: MrV

$2000 is pretty steep for a disguise.

For about one quarter of that price I can order a truly transformational disguise.

I wonder if I'd get used to guys opening doors for me and offering to buy me drinks?

realflesh



Yeah, unless it's an incredibly real silicone mask, I don't know what would be worth $2K. The one you have pictured here wouldn't fly in a casino. That's a good shot, but in reality, at first glance, you'd look like a tranny to the patrons. On closer examination, your eyes would be sunken into your sockets--at least that is the case on some of them. Wouldn't fool surveillance; at best they would notice something off. Think OP should reveal a bit more. If someone gives me just $1900, I'll buy them an $800 silicone mask--NEW!
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February 11th, 2015 at 11:02:04 PM permalink
Are the disguises good enough to fool the FBI like in The Americans?
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February 12th, 2015 at 12:05:29 AM permalink
What's funny is, 50 years ago the show
Mission Impossible had masks that still
aren't possible today, and most of the
audience thought the show was very
plausible.
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February 12th, 2015 at 2:11:14 AM permalink
Quote: Zcore13

He did not say "masks". He said disguises. I'm thinking wig, fake facial hair, horrifying mole, suicidal neck scar, polio arm and leg braces and Tom Dempsey shoe.


ZCore13



Tom Dempsey shoe? At first I thought you were talking about the shoe in the Blackjack Hall of Fame that contained the toe computer. So I googled it and the field goal kicker came up. Move it to DT mods.

j/k

I don't need a disguise. I'm just going to look like an androgynous 30-year-old and wear a baseball cap, sunglasses and drink bottled water. Then I definitely wouldn't be recognized.
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February 12th, 2015 at 7:45:49 PM permalink
Yeah, for $2k your's better be damn close to that Phillip Seymour Hoffmann costume that Tom Cruise wore in M.I.:3 -- wiith the voice duplicator, too.

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February 12th, 2015 at 7:54:45 PM permalink
Color you hair gray, wear a BB cap, and rent
an old person oxygen tank with the tubes
in your nose. You'll be invisible.
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February 12th, 2015 at 8:02:01 PM permalink
Quote: teddys

Yeah, for $2k your's better be damn close to that Phillip Seymour Hoffmann costume that Tom Cruise wore in M.I.:3 -- wiith the voice duplicator, too.



Yeah for 2K, an invisible voice modulator better come with it. Gonna have to agree with bobsims, good luck on Ebay. Not one detail since first post. Who would even consider a serious meeting about this mystery disguise?
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February 12th, 2015 at 8:11:05 PM permalink
Quote: Sonuvabish

Quote: teddys

Yeah, for $2k your's better be damn close to that Phillip Seymour Hoffmann costume that Tom Cruise wore in M.I.:3 -- wiith the voice duplicator, too.



Yeah for 2K, an invisible voice modulator better come with it. Gonna have to agree with bobsims, good luck on Ebay. Not one detail since first post. Who would even consider a serious meeting about this mystery disguise?



Dunno, but I would take a thread offering used condoms for sale more seriously than this one.
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February 12th, 2015 at 8:15:34 PM permalink
Quote: sc15

Quote: Sonuvabish

Quote: teddys

Yeah, for $2k your's better be damn close to that Phillip Seymour Hoffmann costume that Tom Cruise wore in M.I.:3 -- wiith the voice duplicator, too.



Yeah for 2K, an invisible voice modulator better come with it. Gonna have to agree with bobsims, good luck on Ebay. Not one detail since first post. Who would even consider a serious meeting about this mystery disguise?



Dunno, but I would take a thread offering used condoms for sale more seriously than this one.



LOL. If you're in the market, I know a guy who knows a guy
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