rdw4potus
rdw4potus
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March 15th, 2011 at 10:48:36 AM permalink
Quote: AZDuffman

The newly bankrupt are, but remember, she would be borrowing this money BEFORE she filed, making it part of the discharge.

BTW: Here is No 2:

me: "I can't give you the loan, you have a collection."
him" That is not my fault, should be removed."
me: "Why?"
him: "Well, it was for a fancy watch but the watch was stolen. So I called the company and said they need to remove the debt because it was stolen since I am not going to pay for something I don't have anymore."

We actually had a list of this stuff we kept and passed around.



From when i worked at Verizon:

Her: "I need to buy 8 phones for my new business!"
Me: "Great! What are you going to be doing?"
Her: "I'm opening a Mail Boxes Etc. at XXXX University Avenue!"
Me: "Isn't there already an MBE at XXXX University Avenue."
Her: "Huh?"
Me: "Yeah, we're at YYYY University avenue right now. I can see that MBE out the window behind you."
Her: "OK, but I just need the 8 phones for my new business. Here's all the info. (presents info for actual MBE across the street) Can I see some phones?"
Me: "Hang on a sec. (walk to back room, call MBE, call police, grab demo phones) OK, Let's look at some phones. Feel free to take your time..."
"So as the clock ticked and the day passed, opportunity met preparation, and luck happened." - Maurice Clarett
teddys
teddys
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March 15th, 2011 at 3:55:35 PM permalink
Gambler #1: "What hand did you have?"
Gambler #2: "Pair of eights."
Gambler #1: "Were they suited?"
"Dice, verily, are armed with goads and driving-hooks, deceiving and tormenting, causing grievous woe." -Rig Veda 10.34.4
Nareed
Nareed
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March 15th, 2011 at 5:01:03 PM permalink
Quote: teddys

Gambler #1: "What hand did you have?"
Gambler #2: "Pair of eights."
Gambler #1: "Were they suited?"



I wonder, if someone set up a side bet for suited pairs in any single-deck game, do you think people would play it?

Yes, I realize no gaming comission or equivalent body would let it stand. And even if they did the lawsuits would fly.
Donald Trump is a fucking criminal
Doc
Doc
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March 15th, 2011 at 6:58:40 PM permalink
I seem to recall an old western film in which a gambler reported that his full house had lost to a pair of sixes. He explained that the pair of sixes had pearl handles.
mrjjj
mrjjj
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July 23rd, 2011 at 7:45:34 PM permalink
Hmmm, good question.

I read this on a forum a few months back >> "I've noticed the 13 & 36 have been hitting alot. Does this mean I'm an AP (cough) pro and I can take down the casino!?"

Ken
Keyser
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July 25th, 2011 at 9:53:34 PM permalink
"4 year math degree guy vs. 15 years experienced gambler"

The phrase, "4 year math degree guy" and the following questions were
poorly written, amsuing and absurd. Several of us had a good laugh about the queston. I wonder if he refers to a Dr. as a "Several year college like degree med guy"?
mrjjj
mrjjj
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July 26th, 2011 at 8:12:33 PM permalink
Quote: Keyser

"4 year math degree guy vs. 15 years experienced gambler"

The phrase, "4 year math degree guy" and the following questions were
poorly written, amsuing and absurd. Several of us had a good laugh about the queston. I wonder if he refers to a Dr. as a "Several year college like degree med guy"?




Always a way out for the cowards. Pick apart the question, THAT WAY.......you're off the hook. (ROFL) Whats new at GG buddy? (lol)

Ken
Kayday
Kayday
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July 28th, 2011 at 10:02:48 AM permalink
Stepmother: Would you like something to drink?
Me: Yes, I'll have a gin and tonic with three limes please.
Stepmother: Well, ok, but how do you fit the limes in the glass?
boymimbo
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July 28th, 2011 at 11:17:17 AM permalink
At the Art Institute of Chicago, with wie and child, 2009, I walked through an exhibit of little minuature houses, all decorated, very nicely, in displays.

Ater spending about 30 minutes in the displays with my daughter and wife, being generally bored, I see a sign for a dollhouse exhibit and think to myself, "daughter would really like to see that!"

I say, to the volunteer worker, after leaving the said exhibit, "Where are the dollhouses?"

Worker rolls her eyes. Apparently, I couldn't connect the fact that the little miniature houses were dollhouses.

My daughter still makes fun of me to this day about that. Duh.

But I highly recommend the Art Institute of Chicago. See the Reniors. See the dollhouses. And then, ask to see them again.

Duh.
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seviay
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July 28th, 2011 at 1:28:28 PM permalink
Upon hearing that the power might be turned off, heard "but how will we flush the toilets?!"

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