bdc42
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August 3rd, 2014 at 12:27:00 AM permalink
I have a funny hotel room story ... staying at the Gold Coast after 3 nights at the Orleans. my last day, I'm checking out in like 5 hours and I've been playing low limit BJ all morning (aprox $15 a hand for 3 hours). I ask the pit boss for a $15 food comp to subway and she responds with "your play doesn't warrant that, but keep playing or charge it to your room and ask the manager if they can cover it'. now I'm a moderate to big bettor normally, but this trip has sucked the life blood out of me. I have never and I mean never paid for a room or food in a casino ever (very debatable if that's a good thing or not) so I'm taken aback by her statement.

now I have to backtrack to the Orleans 3 days earlier where I had a $100 dinning credit and I still had $20 left to spend, so I ordered 2 steak and cheese subs and left to the Gold Coast. upon reaching the Coast my room wasn't ready so I checked my bag and subs in at the bell desk and wondered over to the Rio. I didnt return for almost 24 hours on a poker. sports betting binge (it was NCAA tourney time). so I get back and check into my room with my bags and sandwiches, but I take a whiff of the sandwich and decide against eating it. can you see where this is going? back to check out day at the Gold Coast.

so I wander back up to my room, with my newly purchased sandwich (that I had to pay for) and start packing my bags. I realize that my subs from the Orleans are still in my room (3 days later) and now they are getting a little ripe. so I do the only thing I think will bring me any satisfaction, stuff the a sandwich under the A/C box machine. it would be impossible for a maid to see on her daily routine as I had to really wrench up the casing to get it up in there. anyway I hope the GC thinks twice before denying me a comp.
RS
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August 3rd, 2014 at 3:37:39 AM permalink
Like that story, sticking it to GC!!

Reminds me of a story my friend from HS told me (I'm gonna assume it's true). Traditionally, seniors in high school will pull a prank near the end of the year before they graduate. Well, this kid thought it'd be good to prank the computer teacher since the teacher was kindavan asshole. As the story goes, he pooped in a Gatorade bottle somewhere during the school year, capped it, and buried it in his backyard. Once we get to end-of-the-year time, he digs up the bottle and brings it to school, on the last day of school. He opened up one of the computer towers, popped that fermented bad boy in there, and shut the lid on the tower.
Sabretom2
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August 3rd, 2014 at 5:37:51 AM permalink
Perhaps I can be of assistance. Clearly, Philippino women are not Asian. As any man of the world knows, Asian crack is horizontal. I can testify that Philippine crack runs vertical. An easy test can be used for proof. When you go down on it, If it makes that funny noise like when you run your finger between your lips while blowing. You're eating a gooner.
VCUSkyhawk
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August 3rd, 2014 at 7:01:35 AM permalink
Quote: Sabretom2

Perhaps I can be of assistance. Clearly, Philippino women are not Asian. As any man of the world knows, Asian crack is horizontal. I can testify that Philippine crack runs vertical. An easy test can be used for proof. When you go down on it, If it makes that funny noise like when you run your finger between your lips while blowing. You're eating a gooner.



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JimRockford
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August 3rd, 2014 at 7:05:18 AM permalink
Quote: Sabretom2

Perhaps I can be of assistance.

Then again....
"Truth is ever to be found in the simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things." - Isaac Newton
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August 3rd, 2014 at 10:46:41 AM permalink
Quote: Sabretom2

Perhaps I can be of assistance. Clearly, Philippino women are not Asian. As any man of the world knows, Asian crack is horizontal. I can testify that Philippine crack runs vertical. An easy test can be used for proof. When you go down on it, If it makes that funny noise like when you run your finger between your lips while blowing. You're eating a gooner.



Sabretom,

I'm going to hope this is sarcasm. There is no world in which it's PG. Take a break. 3 days.
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VPninja
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August 3rd, 2014 at 11:03:38 AM permalink
Actually, Filipinos are of varied ethnic extraction, including Malay, Chinese, Spanish, etc. The Philippines is in Southeast Asia and is a member of the association of South east Asian Nations. Most Filipinos do consider themselves Asians although they do reside on an island (or group of islands) in the Pacific. Hope that clears some misconceptions up. Now whether Filipino girls are all sweet and nice... they're all human and are therefore subject to all human traits, good or bad.
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August 3rd, 2014 at 11:08:29 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Well from everything I can find on the subject they are in fact Asian. Even when they interview Filipinos they conciser themselves Asian or both. I found this However I have no clue if this information is accurate. It sounds legit to me.

The basic Filipino belongs to Malay stock and have brown skin color compared to typical yellow race Asian (Chinese, Japanese and Koreans). Malays were descended from peoples of SOUTH ASIA-Indian sub-continent, not South China. DNA studies showed that many of the inhabitants of the Philippines were related to Ethnic Malays. Filipino languages (Ilocano, Pampango, Tagalog, Cebuano, Bikol) are part of the Austronesian group, which originates in Asia. The Philippines was isolated from the rest of Asian culture because of more than 300 years of Spanish colonialism and about 50 years American imperialism. Our mixed heritage makes us unique among our Asian neighbors.

Asia is the biggest continent on this planet earth. It encompasses countries in the Middle East Korea peninsula, Borneo, Fiji Islands and some parts of the old Soviet Russian empire. The Philippine villages or barangays looks like the Indonesian countryside or any other place in Southeast Asia with it's rice fields, rice terraces, water buffaloes, fish ponds, native houses and native boats. The Filipinos basic diet like rice, fish and soup, is the common all over Southeast Asia. Filipinos not only look Malay, but the also have many cultural Malay traits.


On other hand, we are Pacific Islanders in the sense that some Filipino cultures are clos%r to Pacific Islanders than Asians, and at least one Pacific Island culture - the Chamorros. It seem
to have a recent Philippine origin. There is also one theory that many other Pacific Islander cultures may have originated, at least partly, from the Philippine archipelago.

Pacific islanders are divided into three groupings:

1.Malayo-Polynesians like Filipinos, Indonesian, Malays, Chamorros.
2. Polynesians
3. Micronesians

Filipinos can be both Asian and pacific islanders. Itís difficult to simplify different asian races, cultures and heritage. iím sure we are all Homo sapiens or modern human beings. The United States of America the only super power nation on earth recognized as FILIPINOS, the native inhabitants of the Philippines.

VPninja
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August 3rd, 2014 at 11:09:20 AM permalink
Thanks AxelWolf, couldn't have said it better

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