billryan
billryan
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February 26th, 2018 at 8:33:58 AM permalink
Imported my Sense, sent thru the mail
Beware the Dog, I got thrown into jail.

Coffee plus a glass jar keeps the dogs away.
MrV
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February 26th, 2018 at 8:54:54 AM permalink
Could be used towards a tip for an uber or lyft driver on the way to the airport.
"What, me worry?"
MaxPen
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February 26th, 2018 at 9:30:33 AM permalink
Quote: billryan

Imported my Sense, sent thru the mail
Beware the Dog, I got thrown into jail.

Coffee plus a glass jar keeps the dogs away.



Until you run into the dog trained to alert on coffee.😀
gamerfreak
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February 26th, 2018 at 9:57:56 AM permalink
Quote: billryan

Imported my Sense, sent thru the mail
Beware the Dog, I got thrown into jail.

Coffee plus a glass jar keeps the dogs away.


lol never heard it called sense I had to look that one up either

I know this is just one of your late night proverbs, but coffee wouldn’t work either. Masking a scent with another scent will trick humans sometimes, but not so much with dogs. Dogs can separate different scents the same way humans can separate different colors in a bowl of skittles.

The only way to hide a scent from a dog is a vacuum sealed mylar or aluminum moisture barrier bag.

That said, there is so much damn mail that it would be impossible to screen every package for drugs. Those that get caught moving drugs via post were tracked via regular police work rather than the mode of transport.

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