AxelWolf
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April 2nd, 2021 at 1:49:30 PM permalink
If your travels don't contain super unlikely events and some extra added spicy BS, they won't be very popular.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
MrV
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April 2nd, 2021 at 2:22:15 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

If your travels don't contain super unlikely events and some extra added spicy BS, they won't be very popular.



Hmmm .... you're right .... let's see ...

OK, how's this?

I was a bit bored so I drove to Chinook Winds in the Rolls Royce that my dad had given to me before he went to prison for bank fraud; it had been raining heavily before I'd left but upon opening the massive garage doors of my Lake Oswego lakefront island estate the rain stopped, the clouds parted and the roads immediately dried.

As always I only brought a one dollar bill for my bankroll 'cause hey, I never, and I do mean never lose.

Although their valet service is closed due to covid-19 the manager herself saw me arrive with my entourage; she graciously offered to valet the Rolls, and as usual she gave me a Franklin just for showing up.

Entering the high limit room I saw Becky, the cute little cocktail waitress that always has had a major crush on me; she sashayed over and whispered "Hey MrV, I get off at four. Meet me then and we'll get in your Rolls and I'll give you a Rolls Willie."

I glanced at my Roger Dubuis Excalibur RDDBEX0299 Skeleton Double Flying Tourbillon 45mm Watch and saw that was an hour away.

I smiled and said "OK darlin', but what's in it for me?"

...to be continued ...
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MrV
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April 2nd, 2021 at 2:23:18 PM permalink
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April 2nd, 2021 at 2:57:10 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

If your travels don't contain super unlikely events and some extra added spicy BS, they won't be very popular.

Correct. Make sure you drop a bunch of “REAL” to keep up with the Jones’s!
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April 2nd, 2021 at 4:19:20 PM permalink
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I glanced at my Roger Dubuis Excalibur RDDBEX0299 Skeleton Double Flying Tourbillon 45mm Watch and saw that was an hour away.
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Be more believable if you had a picture of the watch sitting on the front seat of the Rolls with thousands of dollars in hundreds rolled up with rubber bands.
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April 2nd, 2021 at 4:20:20 PM permalink
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Be more believable if you had a picture of the watch sitting on the front seat of the Rolls with thousands of dollars in hundreds rolled up with rubber bands.



I'm not going to do your homework for you, get it yourself.
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April 5th, 2021 at 11:27:19 AM permalink
I'm so very happy that you're back. And that this is what you chose to do with your return.
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April 5th, 2021 at 11:40:59 AM permalink
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I'm not going to do your homework for you, get it yourself.



Get what myself, what the heck are you talking about
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April 5th, 2021 at 11:41:56 AM permalink
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April 5th, 2021 at 12:11:28 PM permalink
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I'm so very happy that you're back. And that this is what you chose to do with your return.



Aw, shucks.

I tell you, it's great to be here, man.

That's the same thing Becky mouthed while bouncing my bone in the back on my Rolls; she's a good girl who has her priorities straight.

After giving her the thrill of her life I told my chauffer to return to the main entrance of Chinook Winds: time to play slots!

Of course it's not really play since I never lose; fact is I get a somewhat sadistic rush watching the casino suits cringe in fear as I enter their domain and invariably crush them, exiting with wheelbarrows filled with winnings: happens every time.

Amidst the sound of trumpets blasting a red carpet was unfurled and rolled out; I exited the Silver Ghost; admiring onlookers oohed and ahhed at my magnificence, as well they should: it is my due as the King of the World.

Few of you little people know that the Illuminati elevated me via unanimous vote to that exalted position; it is my due.

My footmen had removed the sedan chair from one of the semi-trucks which always accompany me in my travels; they placed it adjacent to the Rolls as I deigned to exit the car and take my place on my throne-like sedan chair.

Of course the chair is gilded in gold, encrusted in jewels, and was a gift to me from one of my minions, a remarkable flim flam man who now has rebranded himself as "45:" he's of no further use to me as I absolutely cannot abide a loser.

Amidst customary fanfare and a release of white doves I was carried through the maw of the casino: it was time to show these nobodies how a real pro, a gambling god, gets things done.

But I had to relieve myself first.

I summoned the manager with a "Oh, piss boy, come here."

Grateful for the opportunity to serve me the manager bowed in front of me and opened his mouth ...

*to be continued*
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