CrystalMath
CrystalMath
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June 21st, 2017 at 7:01:56 AM permalink
Quote: rxwine

(Old) Lobster Mania, Texas Tea. Millionizer. (Old) black cat That's last is probably not the right name. Has the broken mirrors bonus and steps bonus.

I generally don't like the updated versions of anything.



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gamerfreak
gamerfreak
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June 21st, 2017 at 7:44:29 AM permalink
Game of Thrones can take my $$$
FleaStiff
FleaStiff
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June 21st, 2017 at 8:08:07 AM permalink
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Game of Thrones can take my $$$

I ain't never watched Game of Thrones. I understand that it is some sort of "Sopranos come to Middle Earth". I understand its a very successful show and has some real cute girls in it. I also understand that these characters are copyrighted and marketed. They ain't marketed for free. Somebody pays a licensing fee and recurrent royalties. That money is in turn paid by the PLAYERS in the way of fewer wins or wins of lesser amounts. The casino sure does not absorb those fees, they pass them on to the players. So I do not play at any well known theme machine. I ain't paying to make Disney rich, I'm playing to make me rich.
ncfatcat
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June 21st, 2017 at 8:21:17 AM permalink
There's a 5c and a 1c version of Bally 9 credit Mystic Lamp machines in Cherokee that seem pretty low variance. ALso the Lord of the Rings games there near the 1c Mystic Lamp were pretty loose.
Gambling is a metaphor for life. Hang around long enough and it's all gone.
gamerfreak
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June 21st, 2017 at 10:14:41 AM permalink
Quote: FleaStiff

I ain't never watched Game of Thrones. I understand that it is some sort of "Sopranos come to Middle Earth". I understand its a very successful show and has some real cute girls in it. I also understand that these characters are copyrighted and marketed. They ain't marketed for free. Somebody pays a licensing fee and recurrent royalties. That money is in turn paid by the PLAYERS in the way of fewer wins or wins of lesser amounts. The casino sure does not absorb those fees, they pass them on to the players. So I do not play at any well known theme machine. I ain't paying to make Disney rich, I'm playing to make me rich.


I agree the returns are undoubtedly lower for fancy licensed machines. Most of my play is recreational/comps, so if I am going to play a -EV game I'm going to play one that I throughly enjoy. I've had decent luck on GoT though (and it's 100% luck), but I'm about even on it after ~16hrs of slow minimum wager play.
Joeman
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June 21st, 2017 at 10:34:00 AM permalink
"Dealer has 'rock'... Pay 'paper!'"
rxwine
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June 21st, 2017 at 12:13:03 PM permalink
You know, I bet when someone finally realizes that combining LOLcatz pics and videos into a slot machine, that person will become a million trillion zillionaire.
Quasimodo? Does that name ring a bell?
RS
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June 21st, 2017 at 12:17:17 PM permalink
Kitty Glitter is without a doubt the best slot machine.


OMG Puppies and OMG Kittens is pretty strong too.
Ibeatyouraces
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June 21st, 2017 at 12:28:33 PM permalink
The best slot machines are the ones I can profit off of. The theme doesn't matter! 😁
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
AxelWolf
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June 21st, 2017 at 12:32:42 PM permalink
I can't believe Hotflashes(a slot about PMS?) Isn't number one on the everyone's list.

♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪

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