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djatc
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May 9th, 2015 at 2:03:47 AM permalink
Quote: bodyforlife

Then why gamble?



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bodyforlife
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May 14th, 2015 at 2:16:08 PM permalink
Quote: djatc

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I just think it's a dumb comment. Sounds like if we hit a table where we got two rolls in four hours while we were getting rated, that would be awesome. Yeah, don't think so. Comps are always nice, but if the sole intent was to just sit around and not gamble, I'll opt for a different venue for a vacation. I'll never understand why someone makes a comment like that. Sometime people go a little overboard with the math angle.
mustangsally
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May 14th, 2015 at 2:41:21 PM permalink
Quote: bodyforlife

Sometime people go a little overboard with the math angle.

This guy Mike, i think that is his name, not that Mike, was hitting on my HOT GF at a bar one day in Lake Tahoe.
His pick-up line kind of went like this

"Hi beautiful, can I tell you about a recent conversation I had with my computer"
my GF
"Go away flea"
He rambled on
"I asked my computer what 1 plus 1 equals and it said
10.
I said no way is it a ten.

my computer said "not a ten,
10"
"But you look like a 10 to me, how about"

and me GF threw up all over his lap

it took me a few seconds to get that punch line too

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those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't."
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AxelWolf
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May 14th, 2015 at 2:50:22 PM permalink
Quote: bodyforlife

I just think it's a dumb comment. Sounds like if we hit a table where we got two rolls in four hours while we were getting rated, that would be awesome. Yeah, don't think so. Comps are always nice, but if the sole intent was to just sit around and not gamble, I'll opt for a different venue for a vacation. I'll never understand why someone makes a comment like that. Sometime people go a little overboard with the math angle.

And a guy sitting at the slot machines could say the same thing. For $3 he can hit for millions and get tons of comps.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪

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