Quote: NathanI would be remiss if I didn't mention that He Who Shall Not Be Named has given me a sort of gift card that actually works after it was made clear that not only was a woman but that I am the Poster named Nathan. :) We have a Peaceful Truce nowadays. :)
Are you Kim Jong-un in real life?
Quote: MaxPenAre you Kim Jong-un in real life?
Sacre Blue! O.O
Quote: NathanNursing pads are a good Baby Shower gift, right? My sister is having a Baby Shower for her baby who is due on March 19th. :)
I hear Depends go over well. You could also get some baby diapers. Try to get a matching set.
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Quote: MaxPenI hear Depends go over well. You could also get some baby diapers. Try to get a matching set.
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I got her diapers, baby wipes, nursing pads, and baby formula. :)
Quote: billryanRubbing sambucca on an infants lips and thumb is a good way to ensure Mom gets a decent nights sleep, so I'd toss a bottle of two of the stuff in any gift basket.
I enjoy rubbing a couple of Sambucca's on my liver a few times a month.
Quote: DRichI enjoy rubbing a couple of Sambucca's on my liver a few times a month.
Don't forget the whole coffee bean. It makes the drink.
Quote: NathanWell, at my sister's baby shower, there was a gift giveaway. The rules of the game were that you could pick any gift you want when your number was called, you get a free gift! The catch was whoever wanted your gift you had to give it up. The other catch was that you had to keep the gift visible.
Isn't that a White Elephant, also known as a Yankee Swap?
Quote: WizardIsn't that a White Elephant, also known as a Yankee Swap?
I had never heard of a White Elephant/Yankee Swap until your question, but I made a quick run to Good Old Google, and yes, it was a White Elephant/Yankee Swap. :) It was fun however and I got a free Nail File System for my mother!:D
Quote: NathanI had never heard of a White Elephant/Yankee Swap until your question, but I made a quick run to Good Old Google, and yes, it was a White Elephant/Yankee Swap. :) It was fun however and I got a free Nail File System for my mother!:D
It would actually be interesting to do a math analysis of White Elephant strategy, but I have never actually done one. In my days with normal jobs we just did a Secret Santa. Maybe we should do a White Elephant for the WoV spring fling.
Quote: WizardIt would actually be interesting to do a math analysis of White Elephant strategy, but I have never actually done one. In my days with normal jobs we just did a Secret Santa. Maybe we should do a White Elephant for the WoV spring fling.
A White Elephant for WOV Spring Fling sounds like it could be fun! :D
Quote: NathanIt's my birthday! :D I am 35 today! Woo-hoo!
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Answer....... NATHAN!
Quote: WizardQuote: NathanIt's my birthday! :D I am 35 today! Woo-hoo!Happy birthday Nathan! You don't look a day over 34.
Thanks, Wizard ! :D How old do I look? :)
Quote: NathanQuote: WizardQuote: NathanIt's my birthday! :D I am 35 today! Woo-hoo!Happy birthday Nathan! You don't look a day over 34.
Thanks, Wizard ! :D How old do I look? :)
he is definitely too smart to answer that question.
Quote: GWAEQuote: NathanQuote: WizardQuote: NathanIt's my birthday! :D I am 35 today! Woo-hoo!Happy birthday Nathan! You don't look a day over 34.
Thanks, Wizard ! :D How old do I look? :)
he is definitely too smart to answer that question.
Wizard has implied look younger than my age and people are SHOCKED when I tell them that I am 34/35. They say,"You look so much younger!" :D
People like lying. It's probably true a little bit but people exaggerate.Quote: NathanQuote: GWAEQuote: NathanQuote: WizardQuote: NathanIt's my birthday! :D I am 35 today! Woo-hoo!Happy birthday Nathan! You don't look a day over 34.
Thanks, Wizard ! :D How old do I look? :)
he is definitely too smart to answer that question.
Wizard has implied look younger than my age and people are SHOCKED when I tell them that I am 34/35. They say,"You look so much younger!" :D
Quote: onenickelmiraclePeople like lying. It's probably true a little bit but people exaggerate.
I often ask women if they like my salt and pepper hair or if I should go back to dying it. They always say things like grey hair makes a man look distinguished, but I can never be sure if they are lying.
When women ask me questions like this I tell them the truth, which probably explains why so few speak to me.
Quote: WizardI often ask women if they like my salt and pepper hair or if I should go back to dying it. They always say things like grey hair makes a man look distinguished, but I can never be sure if they are lying.
When women ask me questions like this I tell them the truth, which probably explains why so few speak to me.
But, Wizard, I want your honest opinion on how old you think I look. :) I want the truth! :) And please no one respond with,"You can't handle the truth! " Famous line from A Few Good Men. ;)
Quote: WizardI often ask women if they like my salt and pepper hair or if I should go back to dying it. They always say things like grey hair makes a man look distinguished, but I can never be sure if they are lying.
When women ask me questions like this I tell them the truth, which probably explains why so few speak to me.
Here are a few male Celebrities who look distinguished with salt and pepper hair. :)
Richard Gere
Morgan Freeman
Colonel Harland Sanders(Kentucky Fried Chicken Founder)
Barry Gibbs
:) You are in the company of these distinguished looking gentlemen. :)
Some people just look younger than they are. My Grandpa is 93. A doctor / nurse / pharmacist or someone like that asked him how old he was and when he told them, they didn't believe him. He had to show them his ID.
I just turned 40. People always think I'm way younger.
Quote: mipletHappy Birthday!
Some people just look younger than they are. My Grandpa is 93. A doctor / nurse / pharmacist or someone like that asked him how old he was and when he told them, they didn't believe him. He had to show them his ID.
I just turned 40. People always think I'm way younger.
ya when i met you like years ago you looked young af like you just turnt 21 or somethin
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Oh my God, that was one of the worst things ever, but I smiled! :D Thank you! :D
Quote: NathanI'm going to make a radical suggestion. Is there a way that Zenking and I can "Share" my "Apartment," as a "Roommate," so to speak? ;)
You might not want that without a prior fumigation. Bedbugs are pervasive.
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Quote: NathanHas anyone cracked the code in my Signature? :)
25.5.19
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Nope! How did you come up with that, however? :)
I'm pretty sure BBB is right. 14.15.9.20.9.19.11.1.18.18.5.14Quote: NathanNope! How did you come up with that, however? :)
Quote: NathanNope! How did you come up with that, however? :)
Did you decode my answer? That I answered that way should demonstrate that I broke your code.
Quote: NathanAnother random thought! :D Why aren't water bottle Companies marketing salt free Ocean water?The Oceans are our biggest source of water and with the way water is heavily marketed and world wide needed, you would think salt free Ocean water would be in top demand. Just tell the public that Science says that salt free Ocean Water is very healthy for the body and get celebrities to shill for salt free Ocean water, like Cardi B to claim she lives by it and watch the Sheep Masses line up to buy it
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This is agony to respond, but perhaps I have a little masochism in me........
There is a process called 'desalinization' which does take the salt out of ocean water, making it safe for human consumption. I believe there are countries (Israel?) that are actually doing this for the general public. But it is expensive to do, and uses a decent amount of energy.
But if Cardi B vouches for it, then we should divert funds meant for the wall to desalinization plants.......
Quote: SOOPOOThis is agony to respond, but perhaps I have a little masochism in me........
There is a process called 'desalinization' which does take the salt out of ocean water, making it safe for human consumption. I believe there are countries (Israel?) that are actually doing this for the general public. But it is expensive to do, and uses a decent amount of energy.
But if Cardi B vouches for it, then we should divert funds meant for the wall to desalinization plants.......
I understand. I stifled it. The Big Island of Hawaii has a large desalination plant within view of the Kona control tower. They do it mostly for the salt, but the water is also used for various things, though not drinking, because it's still far from pure to that processing point. As you say, it's very expensive, and each purification step adds cost.
Quote: MaxPenWhen is the confession coming that you are really "He who shall not be named"?
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Loving these. I'd like to figure out how you made all these characters. Very clever.
It was really underwhelming. It just tasted like water.