Mission: Nuggets
Quote: beachbumbabs
I'm more than unimpressed with anyone who comes into a structured prop bet like this later, as varmenti has (18-19 PAGES later), and tries to influence the outcome so severely. The meddling is not welcome.
Quote: beachbumbabsQuote: varmentiQuote: Beethoven9thSo Mission will be eating his McNuggets off a 'pallet'??? LOL!Quote: varmentiMission I don't want to try to think there is a trick to eating the 100 bite size (whatever you wanna call them) but just for safety, Please don't just dig in when you get them, they are extremely hot and will burn your pallet
Anyway, I love how you casually come back to this thread and ignore your $1,000 bet.
is that all you worry about Beethoven9th, is the money.
Have you no consideration for the health and safety in this Challenge that Mission is going up against.
My wife worked as an RNA (Registered Nursing Assistant) as referred today as (LPN) Licensed Practical Nurse for approx 10 years.
She is telling me, not asking me to "The rate that you have to eat the food is vastly Exceeds the the room that the stomach can possibly hold, let alone digest. example: Place the Bag of 100 Mcnuggets in the palm of your hand to give you a visual picture.
Now picture Digesting that in a Two hour period" But then I told her you have 1hr, then ten minutes digesting time.
I don't want to repeat what she just told me. but I am willing to make you an offer you can not refuse.
I'm sure you know of the Offer I put on the table to satisfy 10 members, but actually its not me that reccomended it, it was my wife who offered me to say this.
My offer to you MISSION146 is:
I will be at your side at the D when you do this and My Starting offer is $50.00 Cash to not put yourself at risk and Bow Down from this Challenge.
Wait, My wife says to make it a hundred, But I'm gonna be playing baccarat while in Vegas, so here is my offer to you.
In knowing that each of my Baccarat sessions are $200.00 in Profit, My offer to you is ONE WINNING BACCARAT SESSION Totaling $200.00 Cash Offer to you if you choose to Bow Down and Forfeit this Incredibly Dangerous Challenge.
Or go on and continue the challenge to satisfy 10 Forum Members.
This offer is VALID the day of the Challenge giving you 1hr and 10 minutes before you order those 100 what'cha'ma'call its.
So, let me get this straight, because this is reminding me of Black Sox gambling tricks;
Varmenti bet the NO 3-1 odds.
Varmenti had takers.
Varmenti withdrew that bet, spammed the thread with videos and pleas to Mission to call it off.
Varmenti offered to pay 10 members 100 each if Mission DOES do it, promising $1000.
Varmenti has more than 10 takers, including Mission himself.
Varmenti is now offering Mission escalating amounts if he DOESN'T do it, currently $200, essentially trying to buy back his $1000 for that.
Varmenti has returned to imploring Mission not to do it, trying to psych him out again.
And ANYBODY on this forum is still speaking to him about this? We've still got more than 2 months to go, what next?
Hey Remember, There is plenty of Money to go around and your in a Casino Forum, so yeah, be prepared for many challenges in future.
Quote: EvenBob
It's not Meddling, I just want everyone to "Open their EYES" to understand that there is much more important factors to consider other than Worry about Money.
EvenBob, Meddling is what a handful of members do daily on my threads and in reply to my posts in this forum. In reading many posts on this topic of Nuggets, no one has even given any thought to the risks involved with Mission himself other than Wizard and I. Go figure.
Quote: varmentiIn reading many posts on this topic of Nuggets, no one has even given any thought to the risks involved with Mission himself other than Wizard and I. Go figure.
So far, in all the attempts to eat 100 nuggets,
nobody has died or has even been hospitalized.
What are you worried about, exactly, except
obviously wanting out of your part in this?
Quote: GWAEso when Varmenti doesn't pay will Mission or the Wizard ban him for lack of character. Maybe we could make side bets on whether he pays the $1000. I would set the odds at 10-1.
If your offering to pay 10 to 1 odds, then put me in for 120.00 and we can send the money to the wizard. so that way if I don't pay means I would win there for winning 1200.00 enough for you to pay ten members and also Missions 200.00 for doing it.
Is it a bet GWAE? or are ya' Yeller'
Quote: EvenBobSo far, in all the attempts to eat 100 nuggets,
nobody has died or has even been hospitalized.
What are you worried about, exactly, except
obviously wanting out of your part in this?
EvenBob, wake up and smell the coffee. Don't "Assume" what you just posted and make people believe it. Do the Research man.
95% against you are your odds.
Quote: varmentiEvenBob, wake up and smell the coffee. Don't "Assume" what you just posted and make people believe it. Do the Research man.
You have a list of those that died during a
nugget challenge? Put up or shut up. This
is going to happen no matter hard you try
and stop it.
Quote:A man who collapsed after winning a cockroach-eating contest last month at a Florida pet store choked to death, according to a Broward County Medical Examiner report released Monday.
Edward Archbold, 32, of West Palm Beach, and several other contestants signed up to eat a variety of insects at Ben Siegel Reptiles in Deerfield Beach on Oct. 6. After eating dozens of giant cockroaches, Archbold was declared the winner of an ivory-ball python.
Earlier in the night, he had also entered a superworm-eating contest.
But after winning, Archbold felt sick and started vomiting. He then collapsed in the store and was later pronounced dead. The medical examiner’s office conducted tests to determine the cause of death, which was revealed more than a month later.
According to the report, the death was deemed an accident as a result of "arthropod body parts"
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/26/15460502-florida-man-who-died-in-cockroach-eating-contest-choked-to-death-autopsy-says?lite
Quote: varmentiIf your offering to pay 10 to 1 odds, then put me in for 120.00 and we can send the money to the wizard. so that way if I don't pay means I would win there for winning 1200.00 enough for you to pay ten members and also Missions 200.00 for doing it.
Is it a bet GWAE? or are ya' Yeller'
LOL!!!!!!
Quote: varmenti
no one has even given any thought to the risks involved with Mission himself other than Wizard and I. Go figure.
No thought? Of course we've thought about it. But, Mission, being an adult, hardly needs to be told that bad things may happen when 4600 calories worth of grease balls are consumed in 60 minutes. He considered that before discussing or taking the bet, and he's doing it anyway. Presumably he's determined that the expected earnings from the bet outweigh the potential medical risks associated with a one-time binge like this.
Quote: coilmanWIZ if there is any of your $500 still available I will take a BLACK CHIP of it....oh and I want to place a GREEN CHIP rider on that for MISSION MAN
Sorry, there is none available. I've got $100 with MidwestAP, $200 with Babs, $100 with Mission, and $100 with JB.
Quote: EvenBobAdd this to the $1000 bet, has he sent the money to the Wiz yet?
I haven't received anything, nor an inquiry how to send any.
Quote: rdw4potusNo thought? Of course we've thought about it. But, Mission, being an adult, hardly needs to be told that bad things may happen when 4600 calories worth of grease balls are consumed in 60 minutes. He considered that before discussing or taking the bet, and he's doing it anyway. Presumably he's determined that the expected earnings from the bet outweigh the potential medical risks associated with a one-time binge like this.
Someone has "Assumed to mention" no deaths have come from this foolishness, but I hope he at least updates his Life insurance policy. lmao
Quote: varmentiSomeone has "Assumed to mention" no deaths have come from this foolishness, ...
I think they have a defibrillator across Fremont Street, at the Heart Attack Grill, if anything happens. Hopefully they will let us borrow it.
People don't try this up in Canada due to the cost involved I guess...10 nuggets $6.49
Quote: varmentiSomeone has "Assumed to mention" no deaths have come from this foolishness, but I hope he at least updates his Life insurance policy. lmao
I've never seen anybody try and squirm out of a wager
like you're trying to squirm out of this. Why don't you
just cancel it and be done with the whole thing.
Quote: gr8varmenti...no probs we can send the Wagers to the Wizard in Escrow and have him pay the winner.
I guess gr8varmenti isn't a man of his word.
Quote: Beethoven9thI guess gr8varmenti isn't a man of his word.
He just uses the scatter method. One of the things he's said will have been true:-)
Quote: Beethoven9thOh no, now Mr. Tangent is here. lol
I have no chicken in this nugget race.
Quote: varmentiMission I don't want to try to think there is a trick to eating the 100 bite size (whatever you wanna call them) but just for safety, Please don't just dig in when you get them, they are extremely hot and will burn your pallet thus making your endeavor very unpleasant.
I'm not really expecting it to be, "Pleasant," to begin with...
Just kidding, I love a good challenge, doesn't matter what it is! Win or lose, it'll be a great time, and while I may not actively enjoy the process of puking (if that's what happens) it'll be a fond memory upon which to reflect at a later time.
Quote:I know you've mentioned No forfeiting and wanting to just go till you "PUKE" but please in preparation, Have a Container of water waiting by your side next to the Toilet so you can Quench your thirst during and also mouth wash for after you're done.
If I do puke, I imagine it would only be once.
Quote: varmenti
My offer to you MISSION146 is:
I will be at your side at the D when you do this and My Starting offer is $50.00 Cash to not put yourself at risk and Bow Down from this Challenge.
It sounds like you should be in the corner of the Nuggets, coaching them between rounds!!!
Quote:Wait, My wife says to make it a hundred, But I'm gonna be playing baccarat while in Vegas, so here is my offer to you.
In knowing that each of my Baccarat sessions are $200.00 in Profit, My offer to you is ONE WINNING BACCARAT SESSION Totaling $200.00 Cash Offer to you if you choose to Bow Down and Forfeit this Incredibly Dangerous Challenge.
I can forfeit now, you'll pay me $200 of which I pay Wizard $100 for losing and keep a $100 profit?
Really?
Let me ask you this:
You trollin' me son?
Let me tell you something, I'm going to walk into the Golden Arches at The D Casino with my head held high, you're going to see the fire of a thousand suns blazing in my eyes, the smoke pouring from out of my mouth and the lightning shooting out of my ass. Upon seeing me approach, at that venue and around the World, the dozens...and dozens...of Missionaries are going to be feeling the electricity surging through their veins as their chosen Champion stares straight into the face of not one, not ten, but one-hundred enemies composed laregly of fully hydrogenated oils and fats, intestines and bones compressed into a barely recognizable shadow of their former selves that some people accidentally mistake for food.
What's going to happen after that will be both dumbfounding and awe-inspiring. Mission146, The People's Champion, is going to proceed what he does best, and that is to lay the smack down on those Roo-dee-Poo candy-ass Chicken Nuggets. Mission will be eating them with his left hand, picking them up with his right hand, taking a sip of pop...and after the last McNugget has fallen, Mission146 is going to take his Fila shoe, he's going to shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and soccer kick the box that those Nuggets came in halfway across the restaurant!
If yoooooooouuuuuuu smmmmellllll whhhhaaaatttt Mission146 is eatin'!!!
However, you'd have me sacrifice all of this over a paltry profit of $100? The glory, the triumph, the history? All of this gone for the sum of $100, which I fully intend to win anyway. To back down to an enemy that I've not yet faced, to admit inferiority...to be...a coward?
Not happening. No deal, thank you for your kind offer.
Quote: Mission146
Not happening. No deal, thank you for your kind offer.
But Pierce, have you thought this thru? Are you thinking
of your family? Varmenti thinks you're in greaaaaaat
danger here, suppose you trip going to the table? What
if the D gets held up and you get wounded in the cross
fire.
More thinking needed, I'm not convinced this is safe.
Quote: EvenBobBut Pierce, have you thought this thru? Are you thinking
of your family? Varmenti thinks you're in greaaaaaat
danger here, suppose you trip going to the table? What
if the D gets held up and you get wounded in the cross
fire.
More thinking needed, I'm not convinced this is safe.
lol! Or the street performers revolt and start a riot. Or the zipline fails and someone flies into Mission's newly-bloated gut 9 minutes after the 100th nugget is consumed!
Quote: Mission146It sounds like you should be in the corner of the Nuggets, coaching them between rounds!!!
I can forfeit now, you'll pay me $200 of which I pay Wizard $100 for losing and keep a $100 profit?
Really?
Let me ask you this:
You trollin' me son?
Let me tell you something, I'm going to walk into the Golden Arches at The D Casino with my head held high, you're going to see the fire of a thousand suns blazing in my eyes, the smoke pouring from out of my mouth and the lightning shooting out of my ass. Upon seeing me approach, at that venue and around the World, the dozens...and dozens...of Missionaries are going to be feeling the electricity surging through their veins as their chosen Champion stares straight into the face of not one, not ten, but one-hundred enemies composed laregly of fully hydrogenated oils and fats, intestines and bones compressed into a barely recognizable shadow of their former selves that some people accidentally mistake for food.
What's going to happen after that will be both dumbfounding and awe-inspiring. Mission146, The People's Champion, is going to proceed what he does best, and that is to lay the smack down on those Roo-dee-Poo candy-ass Chicken Nuggets. Mission will be eating them with his left hand, picking them up with his right hand, taking a sip of pop...and after the last McNugget has fallen, Mission146 is going to take his Fila shoe, he's going to shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and soccer kick the box that those Nuggets came in halfway across the restaurant!
If yoooooooouuuuuuu smmmmellllll whhhhaaaatttt Mission146 is eatin'!!!
However, you'd have me sacrifice all of this over a paltry profit of $100? The glory, the triumph, the history? All of this gone for the sum of $100, which I fully intend to win anyway. To back down to an enemy that I've not yet faced, to admit inferiority...to be...a coward?
Not happening. No deal, thank you for your kind offer.
Mah hero! (Swooning gracefully, then delicately waving lace fan over face).
Quote: Mission146
What's going to happen after that will be both dumbfounding and awe-inspiring. Mission146, The People's Champion, is going to proceed what he does best, and that is to lay the smack down on those Roo-dee-Poo candy-ass Chicken Nuggets. Mission will be eating them with his left hand, picking them up with his right hand, taking a sip of pop...and after the last McNugget has fallen, Mission146 is going to take his Fila shoe, he's going to shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and soccer kick the box that those Nuggets came in halfway across the restaurant!
If yoooooooouuuuuuu smmmmellllll whhhhaaaatttt Mission146 is eatin'!!!
However, you'd have me sacrifice all of this over a paltry profit of $100? The glory, the triumph, the history? All of this gone for the sum of $100, which I fully intend to win anyway. To back down to an enemy that I've not yet faced, to admit inferiority...to be...a coward?
OMG. Just actually read this post. Can't breathe. Too much awesomeness. Love the reference. So, do you consider this to be a 100 v 1 handicap match? Would you consider doing this in a steel cage? Also, you totally need a belt if you pull this off.
I think suspenders would be the more appropriate attire.
Quote: Buzzard" Also, you totally need a belt if you pull this off. "
I think suspenders would be the more appropriate attire.
I was thinking hernia belt, myself.
Quote: rdw4potusOMG. Just actually read this post. Can't breathe. Too much awesomeness. Love the reference. So, do you consider this to be a 100 v 1 handicap match? Would you consider doing this in a steel cage? Also, you totally need a belt if you pull this off.
Thanks! I was hoping someone would get it! I would absolutely do this in a steel cage. It'd be sweet if we could do that, waive the ten minutes, and to win I have to eat them all and climb out of the cage with both feet landing on the ring apron.
Quote: Mission146Thanks! I was hoping someone would get it! I would absolutely do this in a steel cage. It'd be sweet if we could do that, waive the ten minutes, and to win I have to eat them all and climb out of the cage with both feet landing on the ring apron.
You should go Austin-style and shotgun some beers after winning the challenge:-)
I'm thinking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBUSH2oeTW8
Always preferred largely instrumental entrance music.
Mission: 99 Nuggets
Quote: Mission146There might be entrance music...if I can figure out a way.
I'm thinking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBUSH2oeTW8
Always preferred largely instrumental entrance music.
The nuggets also need music. November-Uniform-Golf-Golf-Echo-Tango...and then you're just swarmed by greasy warmth.
Varm So whats going on? Are you weaseling or putting up the money? If your NOT weaseling please set up a way to send the Wizard the 1k You promised along with some criteria, ASAP. I DON'T want any of the money, I doubt he can even eat 100. I really just want you to see that you pony up 1k in good faith money, so we can move forward with the rest of this.Quote: Mission146I'm not really expecting it to be, "Pleasant," to begin with...
Just kidding, I love a good challenge, doesn't matter what it is! Win or lose, it'll be a great time, and while I may not actively enjoy the process of puking (if that's what happens) it'll be a fond memory upon which to reflect at a later time.
If I do puke, I imagine it would only be once.
Quote: GWAEMission, you should take up Var on his $200 offer then start a new challenge.
Mission: 99 Nuggets
LOL
Normally I avoid gambling gatherings, especially when casino personal are present, however if this is going to take place in Vegas I'll probably show up.Quote: avargovI may actually go downtown to see this take place. Meh, then again, I can watch it on video later. Nevermind.
Quote: Mission146It sounds like you should be in the corner of the Nuggets, coaching them between rounds!!!
Let me tell you something, I'm going to walk into the Golden Arches at The D Casino with my head held high, you're going to see the fire of a thousand suns blazing in my eyes, the smoke pouring from out of my mouth and the lightning shooting out of my ass. Upon seeing me approach, at that venue and around the World, the dozens...and dozens...of Missionaries are going to be feeling the electricity surging through their veins as their chosen Champion stares straight into the face of not one, not ten, but one-hundred enemies composed laregly of fully hydrogenated oils and fats, intestines and bones compressed into a barely recognizable shadow of their former selves that some people accidentally mistake for food.
What's going to happen after that will be both dumbfounding and awe-inspiring. Mission146, The People's Champion, is going to proceed what he does best, and that is to lay the smack down on those Roo-dee-Poo candy-ass Chicken Nuggets. Mission will be eating them with his left hand, picking them up with his right hand, taking a sip of pop...and after the last McNugget has fallen, Mission146 is going to take his Fila shoe, he's going to shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and soccer kick the box that those Nuggets came in halfway across the restaurant!
If yoooooooouuuuuuu smmmmellllll whhhhaaaatttt Mission146 is eatin'!!!
However, you'd have me sacrifice all of this over a paltry profit of $100? The glory, the triumph, the history? All of this gone for the sum of $100, which I fully intend to win anyway. To back down to an enemy that I've not yet faced, to admit inferiority...to be...a coward?
Not happening. No deal, thank you for your kind offer.
OMG, I feel a stering in my loins, is it possible I'm homosexual.
YESQuote: Sabretom2Quote: Mission146It sounds like you should be in the corner of the Nuggets, coaching them between rounds!!!
Let me tell you something, I'm going to walk into the Golden Arches at The D Casino with my head held high, you're going to see the fire of a thousand suns blazing in my eyes, the smoke pouring from out of my mouth and the lightning shooting out of my ass. Upon seeing me approach, at that venue and around the World, the dozens...and dozens...of Missionaries are going to be feeling the electricity surging through their veins as their chosen Champion stares straight into the face of not one, not ten, but one-hundred enemies composed laregly of fully hydrogenated oils and fats, intestines and bones compressed into a barely recognizable shadow of their former selves that some people accidentally mistake for food.
What's going to happen after that will be both dumbfounding and awe-inspiring. Mission146, The People's Champion, is going to proceed what he does best, and that is to lay the smack down on those Roo-dee-Poo candy-ass Chicken Nuggets. Mission will be eating them with his left hand, picking them up with his right hand, taking a sip of pop...and after the last McNugget has fallen, Mission146 is going to take his Fila shoe, he's going to shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and soccer kick the box that those Nuggets came in halfway across the restaurant!
If yoooooooouuuuuuu smmmmellllll whhhhaaaatttt Mission146 is eatin'!!!
However, you'd have me sacrifice all of this over a paltry profit of $100? The glory, the triumph, the history? All of this gone for the sum of $100, which I fully intend to win anyway. To back down to an enemy that I've not yet faced, to admit inferiority...to be...a coward?
Not happening. No deal, thank you for your kind offer.
OMG, I feel a stering in my loins, is it possible I'm homosexual.
Quote: Beethoven9thI guess gr8varmenti isn't a man of his word.
Here we go again, "The Masters of "ASSUME"
The challenge is two months away. This is becoming a trend to the forum and it should stop. I know a few members believe in their Freedom of speech but it repeats itself like a treadmill. Many members "like to ASSUME" and if you incorporate this in with your Gaming, Like Mr. "T" says "I Pitty You, Foo"
Quote: varmentiLike Mr. "T" says "I Pitty You, Foo"
He said, I pity the fool. I can see why you dropped the L in fool, but I can't forgive spelling pity with two T's.
Quote: AxelWolfVarm So whats going on? Are you weaseling or putting up the money? If your NOT weaseling please set up a way to send the Wizard the 1k You promised along with some criteria, ASAP. I DON'T want any of the money, I doubt he can even eat 100. I really just want you to see that you pony up 1k in good faith money, so we can move forward with the rest of this.
AxelWolf, in no way, shape or form did I "OFFER" to setup sending any money anywhere. I suggest to stop the "ASSUMING" BS or Produce the Facts. I recommend you should re-read all the posts and tell me when I have offered to send any money to Wizard. He has nothing to do with this challenge other than a private Bet between Mission.
On another note, I will be there in Person to watch Mission accomplish such an undesirable yet Dangerous feat.
Let me Repeat that AxelWolf, I WILL BE THERE at THE D In PERSON and I will have CASH!!!!!!
Quote: WizardHe said, I pity the fool. I can see why you dropped the L in fool, but I can't forgive spelling pity with two T's.
I know, I purposely do not choose to use the spell correct (Red squiggle Underline) It's all pun intended along with the correct phrase, it's kind of like a way to access someones mind in an altered way to get a point across.
Quote: varmentiOn another note, I will be there in Person to watch Mission accomplish such an undesirable yet Dangerous feat.
Let me Repeat that AxelWolf, I WILL BE THERE at THE D In PERSON and I will have CASH!!!!!!
I'll be there too in person. Flying all the way from Tampa for this. You changed your generous offer from interested to most interested. Didn't think that was fair but regardless, due to the distance I am travelling for this, I am easily showing the MOST interest. Its a long flight and I'm connecting ugh. I'll tell you this, if mission becomes THE MAN he thinks he is and you give me a Benjamin, I'd like to try out your bac system and use the whole hundred for that, either eventually double up or donate it to the casino. Hopefully get some pointers and help from you, never played bac.
Anyway, I'm just doing this for fun. I have no stake in this. If I come out of this simply having fun, then I've come out a winner and that's what counts in the end. FUN
Quote: terapinedI'll be there too in person. Flying all the way from Tampa for this. You changed your generous offer from interested to most interested. Didn't think that was fair but regardless, due to the distance I am travelling for this, I am easily showing the MOST interest. Its a long flight and I'm connecting ugh. I'll tell you this, if mission becomes THE MAN he thinks he is and you give me a Benjamin, I'd like to try out your bac system and use the whole hundred for that, either eventually double up or donate it to the casino. Hopefully get some pointers and help from you, never played bac.
Anyway, I'm just doing this for fun. I have no stake in this. If I come out of this simply having fun, then I've come out a winner and that's what counts in the end. FUN
You are a Positive person terapined, We all lose when we gamble, It's normal, this is why casinos are there, BUT many people don't understand that we also have to win, that's why casinos are still in business and people still go there.
You can't do too much with just a hundred bucks man, Bring a Bank roll if you want to play Baccarat. I guarantee you will have fun and hey, maybe even leave Vegas with a few of them brand new "Benjamins"
Yes I understand however my concern is we have all this build up with mission and others believing you're giving out a 1k free roll and god forbid something happens and you fall off the face of the Earth. No harm no foul for you other then a bad reputation. Heck as far as I'm concerned this message board is interfering with your life and money at this point ,a reason to make an exit may even benefit you.Quote: varmentiAxelWolf, in no way, shape or form did I "OFFER" to setup sending any money anywhere. I suggest to stop the "ASSUMING" BS or Produce the Facts. I recommend you should re-read all the posts and tell me when I have offered to send any money to Wizard. He has nothing to do with this challenge other than a private Bet between Mission.
On another note, I will be there in Person to watch Mission accomplish such an undesirable yet Dangerous feat.
Let me Repeat that AxelWolf, I WILL BE THERE at THE D In PERSON and I will have CASH!!!!!!
