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November 27th, 2011 at 3:09:31 PM permalink
MrV
Member since: Feb 13, 2010
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Just as there is no positive expectation in craps, so is there no God in this world.

We're it, baby.

Works for me.

see ... PennJillette
November 27th, 2011 at 3:31:12 PM permalink
FrGamble
Member since: Jun 5, 2011
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Yes there is a God.

There is so much more to this world than what we see or know.

Works for me at least.
"I know that the spades are swords of the soliders, I know that the clubs are weapons of war, I know that diamonds mean money for this art, but that's not the shape of my heart." - Sting
November 27th, 2011 at 3:35:46 PM permalink
AZDuffman
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Quote: MrV
Just as there is no positive expectation in craps, so is there no God in this world.

We're it, baby.

Works for me.


The world is flat! If you try to drive beyond the horizon you will fall off. Works for me!

But when you get the chance, please explain how the universe was created if you can neither create nor destroy matter.
"The Roman Empire wasn't planned, but neither did it 'just happen.'"
November 27th, 2011 at 3:42:38 PM permalink
thecesspit
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Quote: AZDuffman
The world is flat! If you try to drive beyond the horizon you will fall off. Works for me!

But when you get the chance, please explain how the universe was created if you can neither create nor destroy matter.


(snip my answer)

And I just noticed which area this thread is in... I need to unsubscribe(*) myself from this section to avoid a round of cyclical arguments we've already had several times before, and remember the 5 rules of being on the internet.

(*) Which I can't, I know.
"Then you can admire the real gambler, who has neither eaten, slept through nor lived, he has so smarted under the scourge of his martingale, so suffered on the rack of his desire, for a coup at trente-et-quarante" - Honore de Balzac, 1829
November 27th, 2011 at 4:43:59 PM permalink
Ibeatyouraces
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I would say that there MIGHT be a god or gods or zeus or odin or some other figure in myth. Almost anything is possible, but I'll believe all this god stuff when physical evidence presents itself.
"Shut up Meg." Peter Griffin, Family Guy
November 27th, 2011 at 4:57:01 PM permalink
EvenBob
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This whole thing is getting stupid. If everybody wants
to discuss religion so much, go to a Bible forum.
One casino owner to another: "It would be so much easier if we could just hit them over the head, steal their money, and throw their bodies in the creek." Al Swearengen, Deadwood
November 27th, 2011 at 6:49:02 PM permalink
MrV
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Quote: AZDuffman
But when you get the chance, please explain how the universe was created if you can neither create nor destroy matter.


That isn't the point.

I don't claim to KNOW how the universe, or more likely, the multiverses came into existence, but I put more weight in string theory than I would in the Catholic Church.

Really, this popular notion of a white bearded "god" sending his "son" to earth(if Jesus was really god's son before he came to earth, then who was god's Old Lady?), only to be crucified for "our sins," whatever the hell that means, is beyond absurd.

Almost as stupid as the notion of an afterlife.
November 27th, 2011 at 7:06:47 PM permalink
rxwine
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Quote:
News in Brief
God Loses Decision-Making Coin

HEAVEN–God confirmed that He has misplaced His special decision-making coin. "I have no idea where I put it," a visibly distraught God said of the coin, which He has used for more than four billion years to determine everything from the direction of breezes to genocides. "I remember flipping it last night for [Monroe, MI, couple Mark and Patti Brenton's] attempt at conception, but I haven't seen it since." God said He hopes to locate the coin



That should be enough proof there is somebody in charge.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-loses-decisionmaking-coin,3639/
November 27th, 2011 at 7:34:40 PM permalink
s2dbaker
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Quote: MrV
(if Jesus was really god's son before he came to earth, then who was god's Old Lady?)
If you want to talk Mormonism then that's a whole other can of worms.
November 27th, 2011 at 8:09:56 PM permalink
MrV
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Quote: s2dbaker
If you want to talk Mormonism then that's a whole other can of worms.


I'll give Mormons credit for watching out for one another, i.e. having and implementing true charity, but that's about it.

Their theology is a whacked out as the Scientologists.
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