GWAE
GWAE 
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August 17th, 2014 at 12:52:09 PM permalink
I got a good laugh on this website.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/pennsylvania
GWAE
GWAE 
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August 17th, 2014 at 12:55:28 PM permalink
gotta love west virginia

It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

and south dakota

If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.
If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
bahdbwoy
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August 17th, 2014 at 2:00:39 PM permalink
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

psa fl
onenickelmiracle
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August 17th, 2014 at 2:09:39 PM permalink
Buzzed driving is drunk driving. Stupid law to me unless horny, hungry, stressed, tired, gleefull, elderly, sickly etc., are also drunk driving. If you're going to use pseudoscience, those BAC numbers have to match so no need to brainwash everyone with the commercials. You can have a buzz and not be guilty.
Looks like sh!t just got imaginary!
Dieter
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August 17th, 2014 at 2:34:51 PM permalink
Quote: onenickelmiracle

Buzzed driving is drunk driving.



I've often wondered about that one.

Speeding is already unlawful. As is erratic driving, failing to signal turns, failing to maintain a lane... causing injury or property damage by colliding with a person or thing.
May the cards fall in your favor.
AxelWolf
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August 17th, 2014 at 2:40:24 PM permalink
One’s pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.

I'm all for this law.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
EvenBob
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August 17th, 2014 at 6:24:29 PM permalink
'It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.'

She can do whatever she likes on Sunday, apparently.
"It's not enough to succeed, your friends must fail." Gore Vidal
Toes14
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August 17th, 2014 at 8:25:17 PM permalink
And the very first one listed for Missouri . . . . "It is illegal to have oral sex."!

Maybe is we repealed this one we'd get a larger influx of new residents!
"Bite my Glorious Golden Ass!" - Bender Bending Rodriguez
onenickelmiracle
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August 17th, 2014 at 8:49:23 PM permalink
Quote: Toes14

And the very first one listed for Missouri . . . . "It is illegal to have oral sex."!

Maybe is we repealed this one we'd get a larger influx of new residents!

States really do try enforcing those laws and almost always against homosexuals I've read somewhere before.
Looks like sh!t just got imaginary!
tringlomane
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August 18th, 2014 at 11:21:29 AM permalink
Quote: Toes14

And the very first one listed for Missouri . . . . "It is illegal to have oral sex."!

Maybe is we repealed this one we'd get a larger influx of new residents!



That was taken off the books officially in 2006, and was basically a worthless law since 2003 when the US supreme court struck down Texas's same-sex sodomy law.

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