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jack654987
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October 27th, 2023 at 3:54:31 AM permalink
How Do You Show Proof of Income?
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October 27th, 2023 at 4:14:32 AM permalink
Do what MDawg does and post random win numbers in your own Adventure thread and back it up with a few hundred paid off markers from the tables. Maybe get the cage to wire your bank the profits that are over $10K.
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October 27th, 2023 at 5:26:35 AM permalink
Quote: ChumpChange

Do what MDawg does and post random win numbers in your own Adventure thread and back it up with a few hundred paid off markers from the tables. Maybe get the cage to wire your bank the profits that are over $10K.
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You are on to something, I'm surprised it took someome else so long to notice/ echo that sentiment.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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October 27th, 2023 at 7:37:47 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Quote: ChumpChange

Do what MDawg does and post random win numbers in your own Adventure thread and back it up with a few hundred paid off markers from the tables. Maybe get the cage to wire your bank the profits that are over $10K.
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You are on to something, I'm surprised it took someome else so long to notice/ echo that sentiment.
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October 27th, 2023 at 7:57:18 AM permalink
Paystubs

W2

Income tax forms
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October 27th, 2023 at 12:10:21 PM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

Paystubs

W2

Income tax forms
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If you don’t have those, then 3 consecutive months bank statements showing deposits.
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October 27th, 2023 at 12:29:13 PM permalink
Pictures of stacks of hundred dollar bills

Pictures of high value casino chips.

Pictures of Rolexes.
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October 27th, 2023 at 12:39:10 PM permalink
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How Do You Show Proof of Income?
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Is this a serious question? When you go apply for a bank loan you don't know how to show proof of income? Luckily the bank's going to tell you pretty fast how to do that.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
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October 27th, 2023 at 12:41:11 PM permalink
If they ask for proof, just pound your fist on the desk and scream "Don't you know who I am?!?"
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October 27th, 2023 at 12:47:01 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Quote: jack654987

How Do You Show Proof of Income?
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Is this a serious question? When you go apply for a bank loan you don't know how to show proof of income? Luckily the bank's going to tell you pretty fast how to do that.
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No, it is almost assuredly not a serious question.

You might be familiar with the concept of "call and response" either from liturgy or Jazz music; I believe this will be apparent shortly.
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October 27th, 2023 at 1:03:38 PM permalink
From a random thread elsewhere:
Large numbers of cash deposits should probably be avoided. Banks in the West are beginning to move away from large cash transactions and when they are made, the bank has a tendency to take note of them. If you have large cash deposits to your account, then it's possible that the bank might alert the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) and then you'll be forced to explain the source of those deposits. Not having a good excuse can result in your account being frozen and your assets being seized.

IOW - banks suck.
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October 27th, 2023 at 1:26:52 PM permalink
Quote: ChumpChange

From a random thread elsewhere:
Large numbers of cash deposits should probably be avoided. Banks in the West are beginning to move away from large cash transactions and when they are made, the bank has a tendency to take note of them. If you have large cash deposits to your account, then it's possible that the bank might alert the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) and then you'll be forced to explain the source of those deposits. Not having a good excuse can result in your account being frozen and your assets being seized.

IOW - banks suck.
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Frequent cash deposits are fine as long as you can justify and report them.
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
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October 27th, 2023 at 1:40:30 PM permalink
If a gambler gets issued 50+ cashiers checks by the casino for winnings of over $3K, but the gambler cashes them at casinos as buy-ins on subsequent days within 6 months, they don't really hit the gambler's bank account unless he/she sets aside a specific casino check(s) for a bank deposit.
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