"How To Win At A Casino"
January 8th, 2016 at 12:03:05 PM
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January 8th, 2016 at 12:12:37 PM
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Strangely, I saw no advice I how to win. Except maybe the brief mention of WoO.
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
January 8th, 2016 at 12:16:02 PM
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OK has far more Indian casinos than any
other state because that's where the Trail
of Tears ended. More tribes are recognized
in OK than any other state,
other state because that's where the Trail
of Tears ended. More tribes are recognized
in OK than any other state,
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
January 8th, 2016 at 12:22:10 PM
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Guy clearly has this down to a science...
Playing it correctly means you've already won.
January 8th, 2016 at 12:26:52 PM
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Meh. (so, when did 5 characters become required in a post? It didn't allow me to stop there.)
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
January 8th, 2016 at 12:29:06 PM
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Quote: beachbumbabsMeh. (so, when did 5 characters become required in a post? It didn't allow me to stop there.)
Use spoiler tags or formatting codes, I would assume this would be a workaround.
Meh.
This feeling is heavy, makes my body ache and I'm ready;
To fall into the sky and I see now, the reason why.
My heart is heavy, takes me to a place I can't breathe.
Only then I know why I see the warning sign.
January 8th, 2016 at 12:47:54 PM
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My thoughts are - this guy is hilarious. For him, winning is not losing your rent money. And that's pretty much true for most folks.
His thoughts on slot machines align with mine completely. I'll play a 3 reel Double Diamond non-progressive over just about any of those new machines that look like a kids cartoon more than a slot machine - for the same reasons he gives.
His thoughts on slot machines align with mine completely. I'll play a 3 reel Double Diamond non-progressive over just about any of those new machines that look like a kids cartoon more than a slot machine - for the same reasons he gives.
"Those who have no idea what they are doing, genuinely have no idea that they don't know what they are doing." - John Cleese
January 8th, 2016 at 1:27:49 PM
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"Stay Away From The Weird Ones
I don’t know how to play Baccarat, Mini-Baccarat, Pai Gow Tiles, Pai Gow Poker, Keno, Ultrakeno, Doublegame, Doublegame Classic, Big Bettor, Money Master, Crazy Elevens, 2 for 3s, Cardswap, Flip and Tip, Jazzman Hands, Wild Time, Dragon Scowl, Riverboat Accident, Deck of Jacks, or Diamond Six. What’s more, some of those games are actually real, and they’re everywhere. If you know how to play those games, that’s fantastic. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with them. In fact, I hear Baccarat is quite simple (which is what everyone says when they’ve finally figured out something really complicated), but unless you’re a savant, there will be a limit to the number of games you can play well."
LOL. Hehehehehehehehehe.........
I don’t know how to play Baccarat, Mini-Baccarat, Pai Gow Tiles, Pai Gow Poker, Keno, Ultrakeno, Doublegame, Doublegame Classic, Big Bettor, Money Master, Crazy Elevens, 2 for 3s, Cardswap, Flip and Tip, Jazzman Hands, Wild Time, Dragon Scowl, Riverboat Accident, Deck of Jacks, or Diamond Six. What’s more, some of those games are actually real, and they’re everywhere. If you know how to play those games, that’s fantastic. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with them. In fact, I hear Baccarat is quite simple (which is what everyone says when they’ve finally figured out something really complicated), but unless you’re a savant, there will be a limit to the number of games you can play well."
LOL. Hehehehehehehehehe.........
January 8th, 2016 at 1:34:13 PM
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Now reading that paragraph again....
Ultrakeno, Doublegame, Doublegame Classic, Big Bettor, Money Master, Crazy Elevens, 2 for 3s, Cardswap, Flip and Tip, Jazzman Hands, Wild Time, Dragon Scowl, Riverboat Accident, Deck of Jacks, or Diamond Six.
I don't even know what these are either!
Ultrakeno, Doublegame, Doublegame Classic, Big Bettor, Money Master, Crazy Elevens, 2 for 3s, Cardswap, Flip and Tip, Jazzman Hands, Wild Time, Dragon Scowl, Riverboat Accident, Deck of Jacks, or Diamond Six.
I don't even know what these are either!
January 8th, 2016 at 1:38:30 PM
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Quote: DMSCRNow reading that paragraph again....
Ultrakeno, Doublegame, Doublegame Classic, Big Bettor, Money Master, Crazy Elevens, 2 for 3s, Cardswap, Flip and Tip, Jazzman Hands, Wild Time, Dragon Scowl, Riverboat Accident, Deck of Jacks, or Diamond Six.
I don't even know what these are either!
Maybe Chevy Chase and Randy Quaid will know.
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
