Did you send juiciejennie a PM?

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January 23rd, 2014 at 1:20:46 PM permalink

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nice guys finish last.

Story of my life.

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January 23rd, 2014 at 1:33:23 PM permalink

Quote: Wizard
Story of my life.

Did you text JJ yet? What is the hold up?!

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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:23:52 PM permalink

Quote: sodawater
Did you text JJ yet? What is the hold up?!

I'm still trying to think of something to say.

"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)

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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:25:03 PM permalink

Quote: Wizard
I'm still trying to think of something to say.

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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:27:32 PM permalink

Quote: sodawater
http://www.wikihow.com/Text-a-Girl-That-You-Like

Suggestion #2 was "Ask her a question." How about, "Where was Snoopy born?"

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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:28:07 PM permalink

Quote: Wizard
Suggestion #2 was "Ask her a question." How about, "Where was Snoopy born?"

May I suggest blackjack trivia?

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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:28:48 PM permalink

I mean, she likes blackjack, you are the former blackjack player of the year....

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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:36:07 PM permalink

Send her some CatFacts...

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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:39:07 PM permalink

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I mean, she likes blackjack, you are the former blackjack player of the year....

I can't get my mind off her Perfect Pair comment.

Maybe I could lead her through the math of how to calculate the probability of her perfect pair.

"For with much wisdom comes much sorrow." -- Ecclesiastes 1:18 (NIV)

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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:46:59 PM permalink

Quiz her on composition-depedent exceptions to basic strategy and say you will have to spank her if she gets them wrong. Women love that.

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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:52:14 PM permalink

Quote: sodawater
Quiz her on composition-depedent exceptions to basic strategy and say you will have to spank her if she gets them wrong. Women love that.

I think I wouldn't need to resort to something that advanced. I'd let her spank me if she knew at least 90% of the basic strategy.

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January 23rd, 2014 at 3:59:28 PM permalink

Quote: Wizard
Maybe I could lead her through the math of how to calculate the probability of her perfect pair.

A math nerd, every woman's dream.. Are you
the guy Big Bang Theory was based on? Do
you get residuals from the reruns?

"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."

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January 23rd, 2014 at 4:01:35 PM permalink

Does your wife read this forum?

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January 23rd, 2014 at 5:12:03 PM permalink

Quote: Wizard
I can't get my mind off her Perfect Pair comment.

Maybe I could lead her through the math of how to calculate the probability of her perfect pair.

The Wiz and double entendres......never thought I would see the day!

Mike, it isn't really that bad, just text a simple, hey Jennie, It's Mike. Now you have my nunmber..... :)

Ball is in her court and you didn't say anything inappropriate. BAM!!! LOL

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January 23rd, 2014 at 5:39:15 PM permalink

Oh, come on, think of a modeling job she can do and go with that!

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January 23rd, 2014 at 5:40:50 PM permalink

Quote: sodawater
CatFacts...

Cats do not bury feces to hide from predators. They bury such to hide themselves from their prey.

the next time Dame Fortune toys with your heart, your soul and your wallet, raise your glass and praise her thus: �Thanks for nothing, you cold-hearted, evil, damnable, nefarious, low-life, malicious monster from Hell!� She is, after all, stone deaf. ... Arnold Snyder

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January 23rd, 2014 at 5:41:53 PM permalink

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Cats do not bury feces to hide from predators. They bury such to hide themselves from their prey.

That's the take-away you got from soda's post? :)

PS: I'm sure your facts are accurate!

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January 23rd, 2014 at 7:04:21 PM permalink

Quote: Wizard
Suggestion #2 was "Ask her a question." How about, "Where was Snoopy born?"

Without looking, Daisy Hill Puppy Farm.

My reward is a date with the Wizard at Tacos El Gordo. Dutch treat.

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January 23rd, 2014 at 7:08:24 PM permalink

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Without looking, Daisy Hill Puppy Farm.

My reward is a date with the Wizard at Tacos El Gordo. Dutch treat.

you get to be best man in the wizard and jennie's wedding

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January 23rd, 2014 at 7:14:53 PM permalink

Quote: odiousgambit
Cats do not bury feces to hide from predators. They bury such to hide themselves from their prey.

I see both reasons listed on site postings. Also, when they do not cover their poop they are sending a message, such as marking territory or giving the feline equivalent of the international one-finger salute to their owners.

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January 23rd, 2014 at 9:09:37 PM permalink

Cats smell each other's butts to find out what the other cats are eating and find out where they're getting it. burying poop might have something to do it as well as hiding their presence.

Might want to start a juicy jenny chat room for all this chatter. lol
The odds say the next time it will be a man so reap the win.

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January 23rd, 2014 at 9:50:28 PM permalink

Quote: onenickelmiracle
Cats smell each other's butts to find out what the other cats are eating and find out where they're getting it. burying poop might have something to do it as well as hiding their presence.

Might want to start a juicy jenny chat room for all this chatter. lol
The odds say the next time it will be a man so reap the win.

What does Jennie and cats have to do with one another? Wait, does Jennie like cats??? :)

Ok Wiz, new plan of attack. Ask her about Hello Kitty. You already have some questions because it was part of trivia last year wasn't it?

Jackpot, now just put the bait in the water and wait for a bite!!! :)

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January 23rd, 2014 at 9:58:15 PM permalink

Quote: Tomspur
Ok Wiz, new plan of attack. Ask her about Hello Kitty. You already have some questions because it was part of trivia last year wasn't it?

Good idea! An Asian girl has got to appreciate Hello Kitty. The question in the fall WoV meet was on the name of Kitty's boyfriend.

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January 23rd, 2014 at 9:59:23 PM permalink

Quote: Wizard
Good idea! An Asian girl has got to appreciate Hello Kitty. The question in the fall WoV meet was on the name of Kitty's boyfriend.

You can thank me by naming your first born after me :)

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January 24th, 2014 at 12:15:48 AM permalink

Quote: sodawater
Send her some CatFacts...

omfg this is sooo funny!! i cracked up and still laughing out loud!!!!!!~ where it says "shut the hell up".... cuuute

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January 24th, 2014 at 12:17:54 AM permalink

Let the flurry of posts begin! :D

Fighting BS one post at a time!

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January 24th, 2014 at 12:19:24 AM permalink

Quote: Wizard
Good idea! An Asian girl has got to appreciate Hello Kitty. The question in the fall WoV meet was on the name of Kitty's boyfriend.

HK's bf is Daniel!!!~

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January 24th, 2014 at 12:30:38 AM permalink

Quote: juiciejennie

omfg this is sooo funny!! i cracked up and still laughing out loud!!!!!!~ where it says "shut the hell up".... cuuute

See, wizard?! Should have followed my advice.

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January 24th, 2014 at 12:53:12 AM permalink

Quote: juiciejennie
HK's bf is Daniel!!!~

Ding! Ding! Ding! I'm impressed. Your prize will be a HK item of my choosing (meaning I don't have any right this minute).

I don't think anybody present last year knew that one.

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January 24th, 2014 at 3:25:09 AM permalink

Where and when is the next WoV meet up? I'd like to attend.

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January 24th, 2014 at 9:51:04 PM permalink

Quote: michael99000
Where and when is the next WoV meet up? I'd like to attend.

ur so adorable!!~

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January 24th, 2014 at 9:53:21 PM permalink

sooo i'm modeling at the L.A. Fit Expo this weekend!!~ do ya like my nails!!~

[IMG]http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx213/wuxxup/140124-203121_zps171d9e36.jpg[/IMG]

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January 24th, 2014 at 9:54:10 PM permalink

Quote: juiciejennie
ur so adorable!!~

ur so wrong !

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January 24th, 2014 at 9:55:08 PM permalink

Quote: juiciejennie
sooo i'm modeling at the L.A. Fit Expo this weekend!!~ do ya like my nails!!~

There are nails in this picture??

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January 24th, 2014 at 9:56:13 PM permalink

Quote: juiciejennie
sooo i'm modeling at the L.A. Fit Expo this weekend!!~ do ya like my nails!!~

[IMG]http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx213/wuxxup/140124-203121_zps171d9e36.jpg[/IMG]

Nails ? Oh , yes, I see them now. My auto-focus went to tilt at first glance.

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January 24th, 2014 at 10:08:23 PM permalink

I like a galvanized nail for its anti corrosion coating, however there's a nail for every job.

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January 24th, 2014 at 10:59:42 PM permalink

Quote: juiciejennie
ur so adorable!!~

Thank u

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January 24th, 2014 at 11:29:21 PM permalink

ur so cuticle!!~

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January 24th, 2014 at 11:45:09 PM permalink

Quote: juiciejennie
sooo i'm modeling at the L.A. Fit Expo this weekend!!~ do ya like my nails!!~

[IMG]http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx213/wuxxup/140124-203121_zps171d9e36.jpg[/IMG]

And the wizard tells us to behave

♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪

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January 25th, 2014 at 2:07:58 AM permalink

Very lovely....It is hard to stop looking.

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January 25th, 2014 at 2:19:39 AM permalink

Jesus fml....

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January 25th, 2014 at 2:24:36 AM permalink

Quote: juiciejennie
sooo i'm modeling at the L.A. Fit Expo this weekend!!~ do ya like my nails!!~

[IMG]http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx213/wuxxup/140124-203121_zps171d9e36.jpg[/IMG]

WOW, Where did you them done at?

♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪

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January 25th, 2014 at 2:25:30 AM permalink

Quote: AxelWolf
Quote: juiciejennie
sooo i'm modeling at the L.A. Fit Expo this weekend!!~ do ya like my nails!!~

[IMG]http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx213/wuxxup/140124-203121_zps171d9e36.jpg[/IMG]
WOW, Where did you them done at?

I meant your nails of course

♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪

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January 25th, 2014 at 2:38:54 AM permalink

Gentlemen, don't forget to scroll through for a couple more:

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January 25th, 2014 at 2:58:15 AM permalink

Where is the one that she is in the white shirt?

♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪

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