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EvenBob
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May 29th, 2015 at 1:29:24 PM permalink
Ace is in AC and gave me permission to
post his PM's.

From: aceofspades
To: EvenBob
Date Sent: May 29, 2015 11:19 am

Just sat down to play
Dealer had 2 Blackjacks and 2 21s in the first 7 hands
Just got dealt 4 natural 20s In a row
Pushed 2
Lost 2
Was down 2k got it back
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
EvenBob
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May 29th, 2015 at 1:30:53 PM permalink
"Sat down even and got a BJ first hand (had to take even money bc dealer showing Ace) so was up 1 chip
Then lost the next 8 hands BUT by the end of the shoe I am (drumroll) +200!!"
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May 29th, 2015 at 2:04:37 PM permalink
Give AoS my regards, and tell him I hope he will post here again. I find his trip reports entertaining and insightful. I hope variance swings back his way this time
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TwoFeathersATL
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May 29th, 2015 at 2:12:07 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Ace is in AC and gave me permission to
post his PM's.

From: aceofspades
To: EvenBob
Date Sent: May 29, 2015 11:19 am

Just sat down to play
Dealer had 2 Blackjacks and 2 21s in the first 7 hands
Just got dealt 4 natural 20s In a row
Pushed 2
Lost 2
Was down 2k got it back


Too funny!.........now EvenBob is posting for AoS?
I hope that combo wins.
If it does, I'm gonna have EvenBob post my next trip report!
What's your cut Bob? Do you share in wins and loses?
Inquiring minds and all that. Tell Ace "Kick Ass".
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
EvenBob
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May 29th, 2015 at 2:13:43 PM permalink
Quote: TwoFeathersATL


What's your cut Bob? Do you share in wins and loses?



Free legal advice if I ever get divorced.
Which is unlikely, too much work.
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May 29th, 2015 at 2:21:37 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Free legal advice if I ever get divorced.
Which is unlikely, too much work.



So with a comped attorney, that would be like actually, "free kitty" ?
TwoFeathersATL
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May 29th, 2015 at 2:43:47 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Free legal advice if I ever get divorced.
Which is unlikely, too much work.


I've been divorced once or twice, never my idea.
Didn't cost a bunch of money ( relative to lots of other, less worthy, investments and/or behaviors )
Just cost a bunch of my soul.
If you marry, you should try to stay there.
If you fail you should be able to look in the mirror and say "I tried hard".
Tomorrow is another day, I hope we ALL get there.
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
EvenBob
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May 29th, 2015 at 3:33:38 PM permalink
Ace is at dinner, more later.
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May 29th, 2015 at 3:48:08 PM permalink
Quote: TwoFeathersATL

Just cost a bunch of my soul.



At what price, freedom?
EvenBob
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May 29th, 2015 at 4:46:27 PM permalink
Played through three shoes
First show was actually dealt 5 Blackjacks which just kept me at even
Second show up and down nothing to write home about
Third shoe u finally caught some nice cards and was able to press

Trip is +1200
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EvenBob
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May 29th, 2015 at 4:47:02 PM permalink
Sat down to play lost 3 doubles back to even
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EvenBob
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May 29th, 2015 at 4:47:46 PM permalink
Dealer had 16 on each of my doubles and pulled 21 all 3 times

FML!!!
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May 29th, 2015 at 4:54:07 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

"Sat down even and got a BJ first hand (had to take even money bc dealer showing Ace) so was up 1 chip
Then lost the next 8 hands BUT by the end of the shoe I am (drumroll) +200!!"



Can you ask ace why he took even money on a first hand?
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May 29th, 2015 at 5:17:56 PM permalink
Can't tell if this thread is satire or not
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May 29th, 2015 at 5:19:35 PM permalink
Quote: 1BB

Can you ask ace why he took even money on a first hand?



Maybe AoS is hole carding, knew the dealer had a paint underneath
EvenBob
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May 29th, 2015 at 5:26:19 PM permalink
'Played another shoe and won some doubles got the 1k
Trip still up 1200'
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May 29th, 2015 at 5:44:29 PM permalink
So what is point of "resigning" from the forum if you are just going to have an intermediary post your threads?

Bob, the next time a casino offers me a frozen dessert giveaway, can you be my go-between?
petroglyph
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May 29th, 2015 at 6:07:19 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

'Played another shoe and won some doubles got the 1k


Trip still up 1200'



Wait a minute. How do we know this is really AoS?
EvenBob
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May 29th, 2015 at 6:24:44 PM permalink
Quote: petroglyph

Wait a minute. How do we know this is really AoS?



I left the header in the first post.
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EvenBob
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May 29th, 2015 at 7:06:59 PM permalink
'One step back lost 1k
Two steps forward got it back plus another 1k

Trip +2k'
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Artemis
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May 29th, 2015 at 7:08:01 PM permalink
I change my mind.
I'm OK with Corps which pick and choose clienteles. Both insurance companies and casinos have the right to pick and choose customers. They may keep profitable ones and kicked out the rest. But, I'm not OK with a casino supervisor who says counting cards... is like stealing food from a buffet (a foodlifting offense), or video-taping a movie in a cinema (a piracy offense).
RS
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May 29th, 2015 at 7:16:46 PM permalink
Yeah, EB is posting on behalf of Ace. Not satire or whatever. Ace told me so.
EvenBob
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May 29th, 2015 at 7:34:36 PM permalink
'Was just up another 500 then lost 16 of 18
Trip only +1200'
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EvenBob
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May 29th, 2015 at 7:36:15 PM permalink
'Keeping with the one step back two step forwards theme
Was up another 500 then lost 16 of 18
Then got it all back plus 200

Trip is +2200


Tell them I took even money on first hand of shoe bc it was going to be the first time I was even one chip ahead anytime recently'
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May 29th, 2015 at 7:39:15 PM permalink
This is possibly the most rediculous thread ever.
Expect the worst and you will never be disappointed. I AM NOT PART OF GWAE RADIO SHOW
EvenBob
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May 29th, 2015 at 7:56:08 PM permalink
'Sat down again won the 1st hand then 8 in a row then pushed 4 in a row then lost 4 in a row

Only up 1200 now
Wtf with this variance'
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EvenBob
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May 29th, 2015 at 7:58:54 PM permalink
'Lost the 1200 back on first 10 hands lost 3 doubles trip now back to even - I have basically no chance anymore - this game has changed'
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May 29th, 2015 at 8:33:53 PM permalink
What's changed with the game? Not even playing basic strategy, even after a hundred or so hands is running good in my opinion. Down a few hundred units for the year with almost every weekend play. Sounds about right to me.
Not trying to be mean. What else do you expect to happen?
Most ploppy gamblers budget their losses, enjoy the comps, and try to have a good time with their entertainment dollar.
If it's no longer fun, stop. If you can't, get help.
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May 29th, 2015 at 8:34:14 PM permalink
The AoS's TR's may have jumped the shark.
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May 29th, 2015 at 8:57:35 PM permalink
Quote: petroglyph

Wait a minute. How do we know this is really AoS?



Come on, that was at least just a little bit funny.

Bob, I was funning with you. You and Ace make an enjoyable team for us members and voyeurs. Go Ace!
EvenBob
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May 29th, 2015 at 8:57:38 PM permalink
'Amazing that a dealer can have a face or ace up consistently whereas I am always being dealt 12 or 13 and breaking almost automatically'
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May 29th, 2015 at 9:06:50 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

'Amazing that a dealer can have a face or ace up consistently whereas I am always being dealt 12 or 13 and breaking almost automatically'



Is your 12 a 10-2 split, because then, well...
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May 29th, 2015 at 9:08:15 PM permalink
'Had 300 out doubled a 54 v dealer 6
Dealt a King for 19
Dealer has 6 turns over 5 then draws a jack


Trip is even still after being up 2k'
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TwoFeathersATL
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May 29th, 2015 at 9:17:10 PM permalink
I have to admit I'm confused now. Happens frequently, but WTF?
Bob is posting for AoS?
That after AoS bid us all goodbye?
Wins and losses look believable, play by play.
Maybe someone who knows him should go check on Bob.
Bac79 might be holding him at gunpoint.
Sumting ain't right here, hopefully I'm wrong (again).
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
EvenBob
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May 29th, 2015 at 9:21:25 PM permalink
You're wrong. Again.
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EvenBob
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May 29th, 2015 at 10:11:32 PM permalink
'Just lost 4 doubles in ½ shoe with the dealer pulling 21 every single F'g time'
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May 29th, 2015 at 10:39:43 PM permalink
I change my mind.
I'm OK with Corps which pick and choose clienteles. Both insurance companies and casinos have the right to pick and choose customers. They may keep profitable ones and kicked out the rest. But, I'm not OK with a casino supervisor who says counting cards... is like stealing food from a buffet (a foodlifting offense), or video-taping a movie in a cinema (a piracy offense).
EvenBob
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May 30th, 2015 at 12:20:33 AM permalink
'Went from being up 2k to being down 4k
I lost every single double down in the last hour of play every single F'g one
This game is taking my sanity'
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RS
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May 30th, 2015 at 12:29:18 AM permalink
Quote: Artemis

Ace has been in a losing streak, especially true with a Latino relief dealer. Of the 20 hands I saw, he was beaten 15 hands, pushed 1, and won 4. I kid you not.



That's kinda creepy. And you didn't introduce yourself?
EvenBob
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May 30th, 2015 at 12:35:22 AM permalink
Quote: RS

That's kinda creepy. And you didn't introduce yourself?



Really creepy. Why would you do that,
spy, and then report it here? Do you
realize how creepy crawly that is? You
want somebody doing that to you?
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RS
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May 30th, 2015 at 12:39:41 AM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Really creepy. Why would you do that,
spy, and then report it here? Do you
realize how creepy crawly that is? You
want somebody doing that to you?



Your post confuses me....

?_?
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May 30th, 2015 at 12:57:20 AM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Really creepy. Why would you do that,
spy, and then report it here? Do you
realize how creepy crawly that is? You
want somebody doing that to you?



I think that's tied, at best, for the creepiest thing about this thread.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
EvenBob
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May 30th, 2015 at 1:04:27 AM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

I think that's tied, at best, for the creepiest thing about this thread.



I find it odd that a member here
would spy on Ace playing, and
rather than introduce himself,
would write about it here. I
wouldn't like that, would you?
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May 30th, 2015 at 1:51:35 AM permalink
Quote: sodawater

So what is point of "resigning" from the forum if you are just going to have an intermediary post your threads?



I don't get what this accomplishes. Ace can still be stalked and trolled just as before, and is probably still giving too much info.

This is his way of not reading what people write?
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May 30th, 2015 at 5:33:29 AM permalink
Aiiii, same old, same old Ace.
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May 30th, 2015 at 2:51:38 PM permalink
I like the ace of spade but I think he needs to stop playing blackjack as it is obvious that he no longer derives any enjoyment from it. And a trip report via the evenbob-spike as proxy is just too damned weird! It's like the freakin Twilight Zone or somethin', hey hey.
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May 30th, 2015 at 3:03:16 PM permalink
I am not saying Ace is, but.

Addicts don't continue taking their drug of choice to get high, they take it so they don't get sick.
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May 30th, 2015 at 4:25:56 PM permalink
I get paranoid of people watching me play even if I don't know them. Having my play recorded would freak me out......
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rainman
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May 30th, 2015 at 4:31:53 PM permalink
Quote: djatc

I get paranoid of people watching me play even if I don't know them. Having my play recorded would freak me out......



That's because the people watching you are named Louie Anderson.
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May 30th, 2015 at 4:34:03 PM permalink
Quote: djatc

I get paranoid of people watching me play even if I don't know them. Having my play recorded would freak me out......



It would beyond freak me out, it
would piss me off. Ace is done
with giving reports because of it,
I don't blame him.
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