I have a system to come out ahead on a certain slot machine.

I recently sent an email to Michael Bluejay (http://michaelbluejay.com/ author of many famous web articles such as "How to Not Get Hit by Cars" and "Battery Guide (AA, AAA, C, D)") in regards to a proposition. On his other website (http://vegasclick.com/) he is offering 10:1 that my betting system can't beat the house. Unfortunately, Michael Bluejay only offers the bet for baccarat, roulette, and craps. I still sent him the offer to disprove my slot betting system (which involves changing my bets at specific times), hoping he would except it because it is in the TRUE NATURE of the bet, i.e. a betting system that beats the house. Either way, I have had no reply. It is my understanding that the wizard, Michael Shackleford (http://wizardofodds.com/askthewizard/boyfriend.html), once offered a proposition similar to this one. Wizard, are you interested in taking me up on this? My friend tried my system, and hit BIG, and I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is. I've left up almost every time. The few times I didn't were when I was tweaking my methods. Holla back.

-Nate

If you have found a betting system that can beat the house on slots, why are you wasting your time here? Go use your system to make money, show us your 1099 forms with all the profits. Just for humor's sake, what is your expected profit, say per hour, or say, per $100 bet? I hope the Wiz takes you up, if you are willing to put up enough money to make it worth his while.

Wellllll, maybe it's a penny slot? Maybe the EV is 1.005? Maybe at proper play you stand to make $2/hr? A wise man I once met from China told me "Thinky before I speaky". ROLF, you guessed it we were playing Pai Gow!

I am not sure what you are saying-- your system will only work on 1 machine? One low paying machine? But I'll bite... how much do you expect to make per bet, then?

I was just giving examples of how someone could be beating the house (making money vs. losing money), but not necessarily filing a 1099. And I'll give more info on the system once I hear from the wizard. Not gonna lie, I have a little inside information from this keno dealer (errr table worker) on the Rez I play at. They paid attention to other people playing my system (the slots are right by them), and say it looks like it's been working out. It's pretty reliable accounts too. Everyone knows Keno dealers are the most astute, intelligent workers in the casino. They're pretty much known for their great vision, as it comes with the overall health and physical fitness required to work the keno game.

Keno?
What is a gambler doing in a Keno room?

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Everyone knows Keno dealers are the most astute, intelligent workers in the casino. They're pretty much known for their great vision, as it comes with the overall health and physical fitness required to work the keno game.

This is the funniest thing I've read here in a while.

Even if I were interested, I would need to see the PARS sheet to know how the slot machine was designed. How could we do a simulation on a slot machine if we didn't know three reel stripping and/or weightings?

We couldn't. Assuming I could provide a PARS sheet.

Not gonna lie, I have a little inside information from this keno dealer>>

Good enough for me. Where do I invest?