BigJer
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June 16th, 2013 at 4:25:18 PM permalink
This place I go to a lot I was telling the dealer the jokes he's hearing for years and have heard at least a thousand times. It started off with "I gotta tell you this joke I heard. It's funny! What's the difference between people who pray in church ................." etc. Then I said "I'll bet you never heard that joke before! lol." He just looks up at me. Then almost right after that he gets and ace and asks for insurance or even money. I have a 20 or something and I say "I'll take even money! lol. That's pretty funny too!" Then at the end of the shoe when the cut card comes out I say "Wildcard!" Then I said "Man that's funny! Thought of that on my own!" That's when he says "You're just evil."
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sodawater
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June 16th, 2013 at 4:36:10 PM permalink
I didn't follow most of this.
Beethoven9th
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June 16th, 2013 at 4:36:46 PM permalink
Hmm...I guess you had to be there...
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BigJer
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June 16th, 2013 at 4:38:03 PM permalink
Quote: sodawater

I didn't follow most of this.



In other words I was kidding the dealer. Just telling him jokes that he's heard a thousand times and I'm acting like it's new. He knew it was a joke.
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