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Who is Anon E. Mouse anyway?

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September 29th, 2011 at 6:07:32 PM permalink
EvenBob
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Say Google Doodle 5 times fast, I dare you.
One casino owner to another: "It would be so much easier if we could just hit them over the head, steal their money, and throw their bodies in the creek." Al Swearengen, Deadwood
September 29th, 2011 at 6:26:40 PM permalink
Ayecarumba
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September 29th, 2011 at 7:59:01 PM permalink
heather
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Just because nobody else has tossed Jack Potter or Jaques Pozzi in there, I'll suggest those. They aren't worse than the Mouse.

Have William Gordon-Cumming ask a question about Baccarat and/or cheating.

Marcus Wendell was the evil casino owner on the UK TV show "Hustle" (well, one of the evil casino owners on that show, now that I think about it ...). You could have him ask an operations/management question.

Make Joseph H. Jagger pose a query regarding Roulette bias play.
September 29th, 2011 at 9:13:13 PM permalink
Doc
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Quote: heather
Make Joseph H. Jagger pose a query regarding Roulette bias play.
Or statman.
September 29th, 2011 at 9:39:16 PM permalink
mickpk
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Quote: Wizard
Any more suggestions? I'll use all good ones at least once. Just nobody suggest Ben Dover.


I'm guessing you wouldn't be interested in using Mike Hunt? At least you'd be retaining your first name. :)
September 30th, 2011 at 12:32:56 AM permalink
MichaelBluejay
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Of all the things in the world to complain about, someone chooses the Wizard's pseudonym? Really? I mean, like, really?

Anyway, I used to submit Ask the Wizard questions using the name "Spanky McBluejay". There are a few of them in the archives.
September 30th, 2011 at 12:42:42 AM permalink
EvenBob
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Quote: mickpk
I'm guessing you wouldn't be interested in using Mike Hunt?


The little doll on Imus in the Morning who does the email
questions, had one a couple weeks ago that was signed
Mike Hunt.

Mike Hunt
One casino owner to another: "It would be so much easier if we could just hit them over the head, steal their money, and throw their bodies in the creek." Al Swearengen, Deadwood
September 30th, 2011 at 1:00:27 AM permalink
mickpk
Member since: Oct 21, 2009
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Quote: EvenBob
The little doll on Imus in the Morning who does the email
questions, had one a couple weeks ago that was signed
Mike Hunt. She said 'this one is from Mike Hunt.' One
of the guys said 'What did you say?' And she repeated
that it was from Mike Cunt. The all male crew erupted
in laughter and she didn't get it. After she did get it,
she turned the deepest shade of red I've ever seen. It
was by far the most hilarious thing I ever saw on live TV. It
went on and on, and I was laughing so hard my side hurt.


You mean this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvXdw3tQBso

Notice how Mike Hunt becomes Anon E. Mouse on the second attempt? They are one and the same after all. Lol.
September 30th, 2011 at 1:18:02 AM permalink
EvenBob
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Quote: mickpk
You mean this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvXdw3tQBso

Notice how Mike Hunt becomes Anon E. Mouse on the second attempt? They are one and the same after all. Lol.


I laughed hard again after seeing it. Her face turned
a brighter red than the video shows. You're right,
Mike Hunt morphed into Anon E. Mouse, right on cue.
One casino owner to another: "It would be so much easier if we could just hit them over the head, steal their money, and throw their bodies in the creek." Al Swearengen, Deadwood
September 30th, 2011 at 4:55:22 AM permalink
pacomartin
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Quote: Wizard
Any more suggestions? I'll use all good ones at least once. Just nobody suggest Ben Dover.


Charles Wells when appropriate. In July 1891 Wells went to Monte Carlo with £4,000 that he had defrauded from investors in a bogus invention, a "musical jump rope." In an eleven-hour session Wells 'broke the bank' twelve times, winning a million francs. He later admitted that his system was just a lucky streak.

The famous gambler inspired the song "The Man who Broke the Bank in Monte Carlo" written in 1892 .

François Blanc, the owner of Monte Carlo's casino, wanted the publicity from stories of big winnings. In the French language, if a gambler wins more than the chips on the table, they are said to have "faire sauter la banque", which was translated as "breaking the bank" (lit. to blow up the bank or the safe). A black shroud was placed over the table until replacement chips were brought in.

I've just got here, through Paris, from the sunny southern shore;
I to Monte Carlo went, just to raise my winter's rent.
Dame Fortune smiled upon me as she'd never done before,
And I've now such lots of money, I'm a gent.
Yes, I've now such lots of money, I'm a gent.

As I walk along the Bois Boolong
With an independent air
You can hear the girls declare
"He must be a Millionaire."
You can hear them sigh and wish to die,
You can see them wink the other eye
At the man who broke the bank at Monte Carlo.

I stay indoors till after lunch, and then my daily walk
To the great Triumphal Arch is one grand triumphal march,
Observed by each observer with the keenness of a hawk,
I'm a mass of money, linen, silk and starch -
I'm a mass of money, linen, silk and starch.

Chorus

I patronised the tables at the Monte Carlo hell
Till they hadn't got a sou for a Christian or a Jew;
So I quickly went to Paris for the charms of mad'moiselle,
Who's the loadstone of my heart - what can I do,
When with twenty tongues she swears that she'll be true?

Chorus
Wine loved I deeply, dice dearly -Edgar, betrayed son of Gloucester in King Lear
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