Does Santa exist?
August 30th, 2011 at 5:17:15 PM
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I haven't seen him myself, but I won't rule out the possibility of him existing.
Mark
Mark
August 30th, 2011 at 5:20:33 PM
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August 30th, 2011 at 5:21:32 PM
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Quote: marksolbergI haven't seen him myself, but I won't rule out the possibility of him existing.Mark
What a foolish question.
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August 30th, 2011 at 5:32:17 PM
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Quote: MrVWhat a foolish question.
There's just as much chance of Santa existing as there is of
god existing. Exactly zero.
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August 30th, 2011 at 5:49:57 PM
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Does Santa exist? I don't know. I was raised Jewish, so I guess that should be "No".....
But I CAN confirm the Tooth Fairy. I've seen the evidence. It's my brother. He has a container full of teeth in his desk. Ewwww
But I CAN confirm the Tooth Fairy. I've seen the evidence. It's my brother. He has a container full of teeth in his desk. Ewwww
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August 30th, 2011 at 6:15:00 PM
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Quote: DJTeddyBear
But I CAN confirm the Tooth Fairy.
Fairies definitely exist, I've got pics to prove it. And they
look nothing like this:
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August 30th, 2011 at 6:41:53 PM
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Quote: Francis Church... there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus...
Yes, there is a Santa Claus. Easiest question ever asked in these forums.
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August 30th, 2011 at 10:21:39 PM
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He absolutely does exist because men have been writing stories about him for many years. So he must be real. Why would they lie?
I myself, ran into Santa last Christmas near the LV downtown area, but he looked kinda sad. Vegas does that to some folks.
I myself, ran into Santa last Christmas near the LV downtown area, but he looked kinda sad. Vegas does that to some folks.
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August 30th, 2011 at 11:05:23 PM
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I'll be damned if I allow some red-nosed bandit take credit for all of my hard-earned work. None of the presents under my Christmas tree have been nor ever will be marked "From Santa."
August 31st, 2011 at 2:30:22 AM
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Some of the presents me and my wife exchange over Christmas always say "from Santa", so I don't know what more proof you need.
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August 31st, 2011 at 2:10:15 PM
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Quote: odiousgambitSome of the presents me and my wife exchange over Christmas always say "from Santa", so I don't know what more proof you need.
Exactly. There's much more proof that Santa exists
than there is that god exists. Would you take your
3 year old to sit on god's lap? I don't think so...
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September 1st, 2011 at 10:49:53 AM
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I used to get "From Santa" gifts every Christmas, too, but I suspect they were actually from my cat.
September 1st, 2011 at 11:17:12 AM
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Of course Santa doesn't exist. But there is an awesome Teapot made if fine China in orbit around the Sun between the Earth and Mars.
Someday, joor goin' to see the name of Googie Gomez in lights and joor goin' to say to joorself, "Was that her?" and then joor goin' to answer to joorself, "That was her!" But you know somethin' mister? I was always her yuss nobody knows it! - Googie Gomez
September 1st, 2011 at 12:24:45 PM
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"Does Santa exist?" is one question. "Does he deliver presents worldwide?" is quite another. (Most "proofs" that Santa does not exist are based on the impossibility that he can deliver all of those presents in one night, even taking rotation of the earth into account (so "night" is actually about 36 hours).)
September 1st, 2011 at 12:48:43 PM
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I have to say I thought this was the silliest topic to post. And I'm even more surprised at the number of you whose answers indicate that you're taking this question as seriously as you are.
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