Asswhoopermcdaddy
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August 28th, 2011 at 10:31:44 AM permalink
Hello Fellow Wizard of Vegas Members!!

Been awhile since I checked back in. Had to batten down the hatches for the Hurricane. Luckily no major damage on my end. Could use some advice right now. I've been given the honor of best man and I'm planning out the bachelor's party in yours truly LAS VEGAS!!!!!!!

I plan on being around in October and I was wondering what you'd recommend. We're going to be staying on the strip, and the hotel is almost set. We're big on craps, sports book, buffets, clubs, and good wholesome fun.

I have some definite do's that I think we'll want to hit up.
1.) Really Good Steakhouse - dinner
2.) Probably a show either a Cirque Du Solei or.....comedy/musica/cabaret???
3.) Maybe a good Italian Restaurant too - dinner?
4.) Bellagio Buffet
5.) Perhaps one natural attraction? We've all done Hoover......maybe Grand Canyon or the Skywalk? not sure

Can anyone offer suggestions to make this party a notch below the Hangover movie but still fun and enjoyable?
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August 28th, 2011 at 11:05:17 AM permalink
  1. Golden Steer
  2. Jersey Boys or Blue Man Group (take a vote)
  3. Pasta Mia.
  4. Thumbs up.
  5. I've heard the skywalk is an overpriced tourist trap. I suggest a Colorado River kayak trip. Read this review. If you take only one piece of my advice, it should be this.


Where is the question about the strippers?!
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August 28th, 2011 at 11:41:49 AM permalink
Quote: Wizard

Where is the question about the strippers?!



I'm not sure, but that may be what he meant by "natural attraction." Or maybe "enhanced attraction."
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August 28th, 2011 at 11:46:28 AM permalink
Quote: Asswhoopermcdaddy

and good wholesome fun.

Asswhoopermcdaddy
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August 28th, 2011 at 2:18:23 PM permalink
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    Where is the question about the strippers?!



LOL. Ok ok, so where's the best friendlist hottest looking strippers out there? Can you give a ranking for places under the following categories:

Category Rank 1 - Hottest
Category Rank 2 - Classiest
Category Rank 3 - best place for a bachelor's party....
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August 28th, 2011 at 2:19:35 PM permalink
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Don't be jealous cause your not planning a bachelor party.
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August 28th, 2011 at 2:28:13 PM permalink
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I have some definite do's that I think we'll want to hit up.
1.) Really Good Steakhouse - dinner
2.) Probably a show either a Cirque Du Solei or.....comedy/musica/cabaret???
3.) Maybe a good Italian Restaurant too - dinner?
4.) Bellagio Buffet
5.) Perhaps one natural attraction? We've all done Hoover......maybe Grand Canyon or the Skywalk? not sure



Are you talking about a party that lasts a couple days? Cause
you sure won't do all the above in one day.
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August 28th, 2011 at 2:45:36 PM permalink
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I have some definite do's that I think we'll want to hit up.

2.) Cirque Du Soleil??? with a bunch of drunk guys??? lol no. Do comedy. Blue Man Group or Carrot Top. Both are excellent.

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August 28th, 2011 at 3:24:57 PM permalink
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2.) Probably a show either a Cirque Du Solei or.....comedy/musica/cabaret???



That isn't bachelor party fare, its way too Gay. Sorry, but
y'all know it is...
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August 28th, 2011 at 3:31:09 PM permalink
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LOL. Ok ok, so where's the best friendlist hottest looking strippers out there? Can you give a ranking for places under the following categories:



I would forego the strip clubs and hire a private stripper to your hotel room. However, it may be difficult separating the ones that do a legitimate fun show and prostitutes. I wish I could recommend somebody, but just don't run in the right circle to know such things.

If you do go with a gentlemen's club, I would go with one of the big fancy ones like Sapphire. The girls are very hot, but don't expect any special bachelor party treatment, and be prepared to spend a lot.
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August 28th, 2011 at 3:55:07 PM permalink
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August 28th, 2011 at 3:58:56 PM permalink
Thats all you need for a great bachelor party, find a good
sit down restaurant (not a buffet), and go to a killer strip club. Thats it.
Trying to overdo it will kill all the fun. The point of such a party is
doing things you won't be doing once you're married. Hanging out
with a bunch of horny guys and going to a strip club will not be
on your married menu, guaranteed.
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August 28th, 2011 at 5:27:30 PM permalink
If you do hit a stripclub, do NOT take a cab!!! Anyone arriving by cab is a tourist and is hit with a hefty door charge (like $30-50 more) which is then kicked back to the cabbie who brought you. Call the club ahead of time and have them send a limo for your whole group. Any stripclub would be thrilled to have a horny bachelor party group in that night to spike their bottom line, and they won't have to kick anything back to the cabbies.

And, of course, remember that there is NO sex in the Champagne Room.
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August 28th, 2011 at 7:49:01 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Are you talking about a party that lasts a couple days? Cause
you sure won't do all the above in one day.



Definitely a couple of days =D
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August 28th, 2011 at 7:54:08 PM permalink
Quote: zippyboy

If you do hit a stripclub, do NOT take a cab!!! Anyone arriving by cab is a tourist and is hit with a hefty door charge (like $30-50 more) which is then kicked back to the cabbie who brought you. Call the club ahead of time and have them send a limo for your whole group. Any stripclub would be thrilled to have a horny bachelor party group in that night to spike their bottom line, and they won't have to kick anything back to the cabbies.

And, of course, remember that there is NO sex in the Champagne Room.



What's the charge for the limo? Aprox how much for gratuity? It's going to be a group of 4-5 to people. Is that too small to get a limo?

So the current recommendations are: Sapphire and Spearmint Rhino

Any particular one's to avoid????
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August 28th, 2011 at 7:58:14 PM permalink
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Any particular one's to avoid????



I would avoid any totally nude club. The girls are not as pretty, most are covered in tattoos, and they tend to get a rougher clientele. The big topless places are a lot more classy.
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August 28th, 2011 at 8:09:00 PM permalink
Which one's would those be....? Palomino?
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August 28th, 2011 at 8:16:57 PM permalink
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Which one's would those be....? Palomino?



From Topless Vegas, by Arnold Snyder: Babes, Can Can Room, Deja Vu, Diamond Cabaret, Little Darlings, Palomino Club, Pussycat's, Sheri's Cabaret, and Talk of the Town.
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August 28th, 2011 at 8:19:57 PM permalink
just to throw in my 2 cents on one of your questions......

My favorite steak house in Vegas is The N9NE Steak House at the Palms.........The food is Great and the atmosphere is awesome...its really lively, its like eating at a 4 star restaurant inside of a night club.....It pretty cool place to have dinner IMO
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August 28th, 2011 at 9:29:28 PM permalink
just went to palomino. if you like smokey room. rough looking crowd. full nude full bar. then you will like it. i did.
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August 28th, 2011 at 9:49:36 PM permalink
Quote: Asswhoopermcdaddy

Definitely a couple of days =D



You're best bet is to cram as much as you can into the
first day and leave the 2nd day for recovery. Everybody
will be hungover and nobody will be in a party mood.
Stay out till 4am and sleep all the next day. Thats how
it usually works.
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August 28th, 2011 at 11:43:09 PM permalink
You could get 2 hours for around $500+ in a Hummer Limo and hire a stripper to be onboard.
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August 29th, 2011 at 12:04:43 AM permalink
...adding, if I hired a stripper for the limo, I'd keep it a surprise for the others. (she's there to serve drinks in her trenchcoat as far as anyone knows)
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August 29th, 2011 at 9:57:35 AM permalink
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I would forego the strip clubs and hire a private stripper to your hotel room.



We did that once and it went over like a lead baloon. After we went to a club and everyone had a much better time.
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August 29th, 2011 at 9:58:14 AM permalink
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You're best bet is to cram as much as you can into the
first day and leave the 2nd day for recovery.



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