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April 14th, 2019 at 1:58:52 AM permalink
Do you have any that security wont care about? Instant success only.
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April 14th, 2019 at 4:14:19 AM permalink
Quote: onenickelmiracle

Do you have any that security wont care about? Instant success only.



Ah Grasshopper... you would like to have the keys to the chest, but you need to know how to utilize what's inside.

It's all in the delivery my friend... It's all in the delivery!
'Winners hit n run... Losers stick around'
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April 14th, 2019 at 4:49:21 AM permalink
I see you are a loser.

You are talking to a winner

(In a casino you will actually be surprised this works sometimes)
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April 14th, 2019 at 5:58:16 AM permalink
(While sitting at a cards table where drinks are comp’d)

“Can I buy you a drink?”
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April 14th, 2019 at 6:43:38 AM permalink
I have lots of chippies.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
SOOPOO
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April 14th, 2019 at 6:55:10 AM permalink
My Lamborghini needs an oil change.....
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April 14th, 2019 at 7:33:53 AM permalink
My favorite:

You dont look like a hooker like all the other women in here.

(If they are a hooker this is the quickest method for finding out where you stand)
For Whom the bus tolls; The bus tolls for thee
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April 14th, 2019 at 7:50:19 AM permalink
"I would like to back room you, if you know what I mean"

"Wanna see my hole cards?"
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April 14th, 2019 at 7:57:25 AM permalink
Again , it's all in the delivery. I could show you a real dork, loser, with nervous slurred speech .... and have the greatest line in the world, but still wind up empty-handed.

Conversely, I could show you hey stud, smooth talkin, life winner..... and simply just say hey baby come take a walk with me... and that person ends up in his suite with the babe.

But if there is a common theme in picking up chicks in a casino, your best bet is to portray yourself as a filthy rich dude who is generous with his money. Because girls in casinos are really all about the money.
'Winners hit n run... Losers stick around'
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April 14th, 2019 at 8:16:16 AM permalink
Wanna play Craps. We can both Come bet together

You should see the pair of dice I'm holding
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April 14th, 2019 at 8:17:35 AM permalink
This thread is getting weird.
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April 14th, 2019 at 8:34:05 AM permalink
A line? That means conversation. What woman would be listening to a man in a casino unless he is holding a Barney.
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April 14th, 2019 at 9:40:45 AM permalink
Quote: darkoz

Wanna play Craps. We can both Come bet together

You should see the pair of dice I'm holding



I’m used to laying 4s but I NEVER lay 10s. I only buy those
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April 14th, 2019 at 10:48:06 AM permalink
Security!

Yeesh. Not one of you got past the first sentence.

More than a fair amount of cynicism and auto-failure built in, too.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
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April 14th, 2019 at 11:26:58 AM permalink
That shirt is very becoming of you. If I was your shirt I’d be cumming too.

Is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad I’d definitely be in jail
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April 14th, 2019 at 11:53:44 AM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

Security!

Yeesh. Not one of you got past the first sentence.

More than a fair amount of cynicism and auto-failure built in, too.



Okay best pu line in a casino where security isnt called:

These machines arent paying squat. I just lost 2 grand. Hows it going for you?
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April 14th, 2019 at 12:53:10 PM permalink
"I left my wife in the parking lot locked in the trunk! How long can I stay here?"
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April 14th, 2019 at 2:43:53 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz

I see you are a loser.

You are talking to a winner

(In a casino you will actually be surprised this works sometimes)

And you both live happily ever after.

If'n I'd a knowed you wanted to have went with me - I'd a seen that you got to get to go.
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April 14th, 2019 at 2:58:16 PM permalink
Today's your lucky day as you are about to meet the most successful and feared player in the world. You can call me Zen King.
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April 14th, 2019 at 3:25:29 PM permalink
Most feared maybe, but clearly not the most successful lol.
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April 14th, 2019 at 5:49:34 PM permalink
Quote: GBAM

That shirt is very becoming of you. If I was your shirt I’d be cumming too.

Is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad I’d definitely be in jail

OMG
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April 14th, 2019 at 7:13:33 PM permalink
There's 120 of 'em here:
http://pun.me/pages/cheesy-pick-up-lines.php
If you can't get one of them to work you might as well join a monastery.
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April 14th, 2019 at 7:18:55 PM permalink
DO's pick up line. Hey girl, you need a ride? No worries, I have an extra bus pass.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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April 14th, 2019 at 8:40:20 PM permalink
Well I just tried a few of the lines posted here in a casino I am in now

Got 3 different women who were seriously interested

They suggested a quick meaningful relationship that would immediately help them with their luck and their electric bill

Nonetheless the lines did show some amount of success
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April 14th, 2019 at 8:42:58 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz

Well I just tried a few of the lines posted here in a casino I am in now

Got 3 different women who were seriously interested

They suggested a quick meaningful relationship that would immediately help them with their luck and their electric bill

Nonetheless the lines did show some amount of success



“Wanna come upstairs and see my players card collection.”

Give that one a shot
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April 15th, 2019 at 2:41:00 PM permalink
What happened was I saw this woman and she was really beautiful with a great body. I went up to her and told her she was the prettiest woman in the casino tonight. She was really receptive and talked a lot more than I had thought, a lot more. I was not feeling well at all, was very bothered with a pending breakup on my mind, so I just told her hopefully she will look the same the next time I see her and I will recognize her. Initially I thought she was wearing a wedding ring, so I freaked when she was very flirtatious talking a lot. It's very difficult when you're very far from home and you don't want negative attention in the casino. I'm a little leery of a relationship, long distance relationships don't work, you want them to, but eventually they fail with a lot of effort and opportunity wasted.
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April 15th, 2019 at 5:47:10 PM permalink
This is a favorite of mine...

"Wow, ever since you sat down next to me I've gotten so lucky. I'd love to return in the favor... up in my room!"
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April 15th, 2019 at 6:08:53 PM permalink
Ladies... Ladies.... how we feelin tonight? You are ABSOLUTELY the best looking group of women Ive seen in town this entire week! Come on over to the craps table after your finished with your dinner and let me show y'all how we do on the felt. We will win a few dollars, then drinks on me at the club. I have a VIP table waiting for us! Make sure you have your dancing shoes on and leave the shy ones back in the room. You are about to embark on the greatest night of your lives! Hey Garcon! put their check on my tab. Ladies.. enjoy! See you in a few at the felt... My house!
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April 15th, 2019 at 6:28:38 PM permalink
Quote: WatchMeWin

Ladies... Ladies.... how we feelin tonight? You are ABSOLUTELY the best looking group of women Ive seen in town this entire week!

Rolls eyes* And that's exactly what they are going to do, unless they are over 35 or a bunch of fatties.

If a chick thinks you are attractive just about anything short of calling her the C word will work. If not, a normal non forced conversation would probably be best.

Whatever the case, I'm almost certain "Would you like to check out my unicycle and collections of Rubik's cubes.", doesn't work well.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
onenickelmiracle
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April 15th, 2019 at 6:33:57 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Rolls eyes* And that's exactly what they are going to do, unless they are over 35 or a bunch of fatties.

If a chick thinks you are attractive just about anything short of calling her the C word will work. If not, a normal non forced conversation would probably be best.

Whatever the case, I'm almost certain "Would you like to check out my unicycle and collections of Rubik's cubes.", doesn't work well.

If he had a unicycle sexercise bike it could work. Depending on how it is constructed, they might not need him though. I may have given away a million dollar idea here.
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April 15th, 2019 at 6:38:49 PM permalink
Quote: onenickelmiracle

If he had a unicycle sexercise bike it could work. Depending on how it is constructed, they might not need him though. I may have given away a million dollar idea here.



Love it! Probably a Nickel idea, but still a good thought.
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April 15th, 2019 at 6:57:07 PM permalink
Quote: onenickelmiracle

If he had a unicycle sexercise bike it could work. Depending on how it is constructed, they might not need him though. I may have given away a million dollar idea here.



Too late on that patent. Those kind of machines have been around for decades at least.
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April 15th, 2019 at 6:57:54 PM permalink
Quote: onenickelmiracle

If he had a unicycle sexercise bike it could work. Depending on how it is constructed, they might not need him though. I may have given away a million dollar idea here.

I just hope WMW is smart enough to realize the unicycle/Rubik's cube comment had nothing to do with him. I was just busting the Wizards balls.


I just can't wait till the Wizard upgrades to a penny farthing. I'm getting a chuckle just thinking about it.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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April 15th, 2019 at 7:04:24 PM permalink
Quote: onenickelmiracle

If he had a unicycle sexercise bike it could work. Depending on how it is constructed, they might not need him though. I may have given away a million dollar idea here.

Reminds me of the nun joke.

Punch line... If you don't quit having all that fun girls, I'm going to make you put the seats back on.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
onenickelmiracle
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April 15th, 2019 at 7:12:02 PM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

Too late on that patent. Those kind of machines have been around for decades at least.





Last edited by: beachbumbabs on Apr 15, 2019
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April 16th, 2019 at 6:17:35 AM permalink
Quote: WatchMeWin

Ladies... Ladies.... how we feelin tonight? You are ABSOLUTELY the best looking group of women Ive seen in town this entire week! Come on over to the craps table after your finished with your dinner and let me show y'all how we do on the felt. We will win a few dollars, then drinks on me at the club. I have a VIP table waiting for us! Make sure you have your dancing shoes on and leave the shy ones back in the room. You are about to embark on the greatest night of your lives! Hey Garcon! put their check on my tab. Ladies.. enjoy! See you in a few at the felt... My house!

Somehow, this reminded me of the old Ronco Mr. Microphone commercials!

"Dealer has 'rock'... Pay 'paper!'"
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April 16th, 2019 at 8:51:29 AM permalink
"You don't sweat too much for a fat girl"
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April 16th, 2019 at 8:52:00 AM permalink
"You look good"
"Like so good a normal person such as myself might almost become a stalker"
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April 16th, 2019 at 10:09:50 AM permalink
Here is my personal #1 line. It is original, written by myself. It does help to look in the eyes of the lady, and to deliver the line in the way that you imagine Tom Cruise would do.

"If ever I saw beauty and wanted it, it was the dream of you."

Full disclosure: Be careful. This line is like an atomic bomb. I used it once and she has been married to me for 31 years.
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April 16th, 2019 at 10:57:30 AM permalink
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Full disclosure: Be careful. This line is like an atomic bomb. I used it once and she has been married to me for 31 years.

The spring when I was a 20-year-old college student, I went on a weekend retreat with a student group. We had a house, maybe two, in the mountains of NC. The first day while there, I noticed a girl sitting in a chair on the porch of one of the houses, reading a book. I was standing on the ground next to the porch, so the porch floor was about the height of my shoulders. On a whim, I reached through the railing and started trying sneakily to tie her shoe laces together. When she noticed, she was shocked/outraged that I would be trying such a juvenile prank.

I explained that when I was in the third grade that same maneuver had worked in getting to meet a cute girl who had been ignoring me and that I just couldn't give up on a technique that worked. The two of us spent the rest of that weekend together as if we were a set couple in that student group. We continued to date through the spring semester. That summer break, she came to visit me at my family's home. Two summers later, we got married. If she doesn't kill me before next August, we will have been married for 51 years. You just never know what line might work.
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April 16th, 2019 at 11:09:23 AM permalink
When meeting women in a casino, the only approach that works is to have a genuine conversation. Ask questions, listen, tell her about your interests. Last week there was a woman who looked a little down. She said it was because her boyfriend left her because he couldn't handle all the freaky stuff she was into. I was able to empathize with her and share my story about my girlfriend leaving because she couldn't handle all the freaky stuff I was into. Once we were able to make that connection we decided to spend some time together outside of the casino. We went to her house, she told me to hang out while she got ready for all the freaky stuff we could do together. A short while later she came out wearing nothing but strategically placed whip cream and a midget on her shoulders. I told her it was great coming over and it was time for me to leave. She was very puzzled and said "I'm disappointed, I thought you were different and into all this freaky stuff." I told her I already ate all her soap, clipped my toenails into her purse, gave myself an ice water enema, and took everything that she had laying around and set it into jello molds.
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April 16th, 2019 at 11:13:18 AM permalink
Quote: TomG

When meeting women in a casino, the only approach that works is to have a genuine conversation. Ask questions, listen, tell her about your interests. Last week there was a woman who looked a little down. She said it was because her boyfriend left her because he couldn't handle all the freaky stuff she was into. I was able to empathize with her and share my story about my girlfriend leaving because she couldn't handle all the freaky stuff I was into. Once we were able to make that connection we decided to spend some time together outside of the casino. We went to her house, she told me to hang out while she got ready for all the freaky stuff we could do together. A short while later she came out wearing nothing but strategically placed whip cream and a midget on her shoulders. I told her it was great coming over and it was time for me to leave. She was very puzzled and said "I'm disappointed, I thought you were different and into all this freaky stuff." I told her I already ate all her soap, clipped my toenails into her purse, gave myself an ice water enema, and took everything that she had laying around and set it into jello molds.



Now that is FA.... REAKYYY!!!
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April 16th, 2019 at 11:18:05 AM permalink
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I just hope WMW is smart enough to realize the unicycle/Rubik's cube comment had nothing to do with him. I was just busting the Wizards balls.



I think someone is going to get suspended here!! You insulted me! You called me stupid indirectly. You should be suspended as I have been suspended for saying you were not smart in past threads. Suspension coming justly. Enjoy your time away. Boy it feels good to be a little rat ....now I know how you feel from past threads.

btw, if you change the color of your pantyhose while APing at different casinos, you may get better results. You are the only AP guy I know who likes to wear shiny pantyhose! Enjoy the freak show, AX!
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April 16th, 2019 at 11:21:25 AM permalink
Quote: WatchMeWin

I think someone is going to get suspended here!! You insulted me! You called me stupid indirectly. You should be suspended as I have been suspended for saying you were not smart in past threads. Suspension coming justly. Enjoy your time away. Boy it feels good to be a little rat ....now I know how you feel from past threads.

btw, if you change the color of your pantyhose while APing at different casinos, you may get better results. You are the only AP guy I know who likes to wear shiny pantyhose! Enjoy the freak show, AX!



Oh, stop. Nobody's getting suspended over this nonsense, but if I were suspending anyone in the back and forth, it would be you.

Seriously. Just stop.
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April 16th, 2019 at 12:00:11 PM permalink
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Oh, stop. Nobody's getting suspended over this nonsense, but if I were suspending anyone in the back and forth, it would be you.

Seriously. Just stop.



So, let me understand correctly, some people here can ridicule and insult others without being punished but others who use the same language and tone as the aforementioned on a different thread and get suspended? You really need certain shills on this site , huh? Thought you were bigger than that bba.
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April 16th, 2019 at 1:23:20 PM permalink
Quote: WatchMeWin

So, let me understand correctly, some people here can ridicule and insult others without being punished but others who use the same language and tone as the aforementioned on a different thread and get suspended? You really need certain shills on this site , huh? Thought you were bigger than that bba.



I said no one was getting suspended.

The whole pantyhose thing is just lame. If you're going to post things that are trying to insult without getting suspended, you need better material. At least make it worth reading.
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April 16th, 2019 at 1:27:51 PM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

I said no one was getting suspended.

The whole pantyhose thing is just lame. If you're going to post things that are trying to insult without getting suspended, you need better material. At least make it worth reading.



What color to you wear?
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April 16th, 2019 at 2:10:49 PM permalink
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What color to you wear?

Depends on whether I'm stepping out on the town or robbing a bank.
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