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onenickelmiracle
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September 15th, 2017 at 11:07:01 PM permalink
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Kids are those little evil human people, usually just a few feet tall, right?

When a woman loves a man, and a man wants to have sex with a woman, they can have a baby.
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September 16th, 2017 at 8:46:15 PM permalink
Quote: onenickelmiracle

When a woman loves a man, and a man wants to have sex with a woman, they can have a baby.



Actually:
1 If a woman wants to have sex with a man, they have sex.
2. If a man wants to have sex with a woman -well, it doesn't really matter what the man wants. Refer to rule #1.
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onenickelmiracle
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September 16th, 2017 at 10:59:13 PM permalink
Quote: gordonm888

Actually:
1 If a woman wants to have sex with a man, they have sex.
2. If a man wants to have sex with a woman -well, it doesn't really matter what the man wants. Refer to rule #1.

You got punked. I wasn't being serious.
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September 17th, 2017 at 5:55:48 PM permalink
How I met my husband.

I was the president of a social club that was recruiting new members, so they listed my phone number in the newspaper for meeting information. He called. We talked for 4 hours. He showed up later that week to the meeting, with a date. I had a date with me as well. We both ditched our dates, and he came to work with me, a midshift at the tower/tracon. Talked all night. A week later, we were engaged.

It worked for several years, then it didn't, though it took several more years for us to divorce. But we still are friends.
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September 17th, 2017 at 6:17:25 PM permalink
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Kids are those little evil human people, usually just a few feet tall, right?



I once made the mistake of going to the fmgrocery store in the day time. The place was crawling with them.
mcallister3200
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September 17th, 2017 at 8:10:00 PM permalink
Two things that are terrifying, because of the children. Circus circus and Boy Scouts. Think about it, an excessive amount of children in a forest (aka way too many trees), it doesn't get any worse.
mcallister3200
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September 17th, 2017 at 8:14:35 PM permalink
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I once made the mistake of going to the fmgrocery store in the day time. The place was crawling with them.



I know right. Doesn't even make sense. Why aren't those kids In kid jail (schools) and the parents at work.
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September 17th, 2017 at 8:29:38 PM permalink
Funny for all the Darwinism our type will quote, not many going to have babies(that we know of). Yup, Idiocracy.
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September 17th, 2017 at 9:49:29 PM permalink
Nvm this entry
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September 18th, 2017 at 6:05:37 AM permalink
Quote: RS

Kids are those little evil human people, usually just a few feet tall, right?



As Homer Simpson said, "Children are our future... unless we stop them first!"
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September 18th, 2017 at 6:08:54 AM permalink
Quote: Rigondeaux

I once made the mistake of going to the fmgrocery store in the day time. The place was crawling with them.


I went to a grocery store a few months ago and saw TWO SETS of families with a bunch of kids. One had like 3 kids and the other 5. I was like holy s***, I forgot about this, I shouldn't go to the grocery store during the day time.

Then I realized it was 3am. Who the hell brings their kids to the store at 3am???
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September 18th, 2017 at 7:24:47 AM permalink
Those weren't normal kids, they're vampires
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September 18th, 2017 at 7:46:31 AM permalink
Quote: LuckyPhow

As Homer Simpson said, "Children are our future... unless we stop them first!"

+100000 lol
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