Gambling joke...
May 21st, 2011 at 9:52:35 AM
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Q: Why is there no gambling in Africa?
A: Too many cheetahs.
A: Too many cheetahs.
A falling knife has no handle.
May 21st, 2011 at 10:04:29 AM
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A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the lottery!'
Martha replies, 'Should I pack for warm weather or cold?'
The man responds, 'I don't care. Just get out!'
Martha replies, 'Should I pack for warm weather or cold?'
The man responds, 'I don't care. Just get out!'
May 21st, 2011 at 10:31:21 AM
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I was at the blackjack tables the other day -- losing and losing. Finally, I had a great hand to double down, but not enough chips left to make the bet. I looked around, the only other person seated at the table was this midget. So, I asked him if he would loan me the chips for the double down. His response, "Sorry, I'm a little short."
--Dorothy
--Dorothy
"Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!"
