rudeboyoi
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May 3rd, 2016 at 9:31:09 PM permalink
My favorite Jewish joke.

http://explosm.net/comics/2768/
MrV
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May 3rd, 2016 at 10:05:48 PM permalink
This board is PC.

Enough with the Jewish jokes.
"What, me worry?"
ontariodealer
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May 3rd, 2016 at 10:45:24 PM permalink
she was so fat I pulled her pants down to her ankles and her ass was still in them
get second you pig
rxwine
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May 3rd, 2016 at 10:49:02 PM permalink
What do you say when you see something flat, hard and covered in feathers?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
There's no secret. Just know what you're talking about before you open your mouth.
Joeman
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May 4th, 2016 at 5:09:51 AM permalink
Must have been a slow news day yesterday to dredge up this 3 year old thread!

But, while I'm here...

Mr. Jones goes to see the doctor, and after many tests, the doc comes back with the worst possible news: "I'm sorry Mr. Jones, but I regret to inform you that you have cancer, and I'm afraid you don't have very long to live."

After recovering from the initial shock, Mr. Jones says, "Give it to me straight, Doc, exactly how long do I have?"

The doctor replies, "10."

Mr. Jones, frantic because of this seemingly ambiguous answer, presses the doctor, "10??! 10 what?? Months?? Weeks??"






The doctor continues, "9... 8... 7..."
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TwoFeathersATL
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May 4th, 2016 at 5:27:50 AM permalink
Only joke I can ever remember,
So I've prolly told it here before,
but I can't remember.....



Oh, the joke, right..

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 of course,
But how the hell did they get in there?
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
Ibeatyouraces
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May 4th, 2016 at 8:00:07 AM permalink
Quote: MrV

This board is PC.

Enough with the Jewish jokes.


Yeah. If your going to pick on a religion, pick on ALL of them. They're all equally a stupid con job.
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
Romes
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May 4th, 2016 at 8:21:33 AM permalink
Here's a couple blonde jokes I heard a long time ago:

Bartender: I know how to make every drink in the world! If you can stump me, your drink is FREE!
Blonde: Well then I'll have a 15.
Bartender: A 15?
Blonde: Yes, a 15...
Bartender: (thinks for a moment) Wow I can't believe it. I don't think I know what that is. What's in a 15?
Blonde: Well duh, it's a 7-7.

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One blond is rowing a boat in the middle of a corn field... Another blond driving by stops and gets out... "You know, it's you type of blonds that make the rest of us blonds look stupid, and if I could swim I'd come out there and slap you!"
Playing it correctly means you've already won.
GWAE
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May 4th, 2016 at 8:31:04 AM permalink
Quote: Ibeatyouraces

Yeah. If your going to pick on a religion, pick on ALL of them. They're all equally a stupid con job.




I actually real life loled
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Romes
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May 4th, 2016 at 8:40:21 AM permalink
Playing it correctly means you've already won.
TwoFeathersATL
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May 4th, 2016 at 8:45:59 AM permalink
Quote: Ibeatyouraces

Yeah. If your going to pick on a religion, pick on ALL of them. They're all equally a stupid con job.


I swear I did not have sex with that religion!
Wait... can you define religion again please?
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
gordonm888
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May 10th, 2016 at 11:34:31 AM permalink
I asked my friend Charley: "What are you doing for Valentine's Day?"

Charley says: "I'm going fishing"

I say: "On Valentine's Day? Why?"

Charley says: "You know I like to fish."

I ask "Why don't you stay home and have sex with that girlfriend of yours?"

Charley says: "Well, Gordon, she has gonorrhea."

"Gee, that's too bad. But what about oral sex, huh?"

He says " She also has pyorrhea, you know, disease of the gums"

I say: "Well flip her over on her tummy and have sex with her that way."

He says: "She also has diarrhea"

"Gonorrhea! Pyorrhea!? Diarrhea???? Why are you dating this girl?"

_______ "Well, she also has worms. And you know I like to fish."
So many better men, a few of them friends, are dead. And a thousand thousand slimy things live on, and so do I.
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