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Nathan
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March 12th, 2026 at 2:27:21 AM permalink
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Back-to-back Friday the 13ths, and another one later in the year. Born under a bad star.

What month can't have a Friday the 13th?
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To be fair the ONLY reason we get back to back Friday the 13th is because February and March fall on the same exact days and February had a Friday the 13th so March has a Friday the 13th. 💡 Speaking of Friday the 13th, Seminole Classic Casino is having a Friday the 13th free play drawing. 😀
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D "Man Babes" #AxelFabulous "Olive oil is processed but it only has one ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;) Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D "For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
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March 12th, 2026 at 4:53:01 AM permalink
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Are you planning on gambling any this Friday Friday the 13th?
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Bill Harrah didn’t believe in unlucky numbers which is why Harrah’s Tahoe has a 13th floor.

In Vegas however you won’t find a 4th or 13th floor anywhere, unless they have a 13th at Harrah’s Vegas (never stayed there). No #4 spot on a Bacc table either. It’s actually gotten to where the only numbers on a Bacc table are in Chinese.
I tell you it’s wonderful to be here, man. I don’t give a damn who wins or loses. It’s just wonderful to be here with you people. https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gambling/betting-systems/33908-the-adventures-of-mdawg/
Nathan
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March 12th, 2026 at 5:41:10 PM permalink
Thank God I called and got the exact date my ban expires and didn't just show up on the 11th for Bingo! I could have been PERMANENTLY TRESSPASSED for coming literally just four days earlier if I had done that! 😱😳
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D "Man Babes" #AxelFabulous "Olive oil is processed but it only has one ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;) Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D "For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
Nathan
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March 14th, 2026 at 4:34:18 PM permalink
Today is the final day of my temporary one year ban from Seminole Classic Casino! 😀
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D "Man Babes" #AxelFabulous "Olive oil is processed but it only has one ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;) Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D "For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
Nathan
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March 15th, 2026 at 3:38:51 AM permalink
Today is officially the day my one year ban from Seminole Classic Casino and all Sister Seminole Casinos is OVER! 😀
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D "Man Babes" #AxelFabulous "Olive oil is processed but it only has one ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;) Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D "For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
Nathan
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March 27th, 2026 at 3:49:44 PM permalink
I'm dealing with an online friend who all of a sudden started insulting me.😭 It hurts REALLY bad when an online friend starts insulting me. 😭
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D "Man Babes" #AxelFabulous "Olive oil is processed but it only has one ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;) Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D "For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
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March 27th, 2026 at 4:25:21 PM permalink
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I'm dealing with an online friend who all of a sudden started insulting me.😭 It hurts REALLY bad when an online friend starts insulting me. 😭
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Oh my, someone is saying unkind things to you.

Are any of them true?
billryan
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March 27th, 2026 at 5:01:43 PM permalink
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Quote: Nathan

I'm dealing with an online friend who all of a sudden started insulting me.😭 It hurts REALLY bad when an online friend starts insulting me. 😭
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Oh my, someone is saying unkind things to you.

Are any of them true?
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Could they post it on the internet if it wasn't?
The older I get, the better I recall things that never happened
avianrandy
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March 27th, 2026 at 5:02:25 PM permalink
Do you have your own corner on this other online thing you are talking about
Nathan
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March 27th, 2026 at 5:42:15 PM permalink
Quote: avianrandy

Do you have your own corner on this other online thing you are talking about
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Yes I have my own corner on the online website I am speaking of but it lost traction quickly and fell into the oblivion abyss and I haven't posted in it in years. 💡
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D "Man Babes" #AxelFabulous "Olive oil is processed but it only has one ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;) Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D "For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
Nathan
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March 27th, 2026 at 11:37:14 PM permalink
Would you rather go down in History as a Traitor or not be remembered in History? I saw a film where someone said,"If I say yes, I won't be remembered in History. If I say no, I'll be remembered in History as a Traitor. I'll say yes. " 🤔💡 I personally would have also said yes. Better to not be remembered in History than tobe remembered as a Traitor. 🤔💡
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D "Man Babes" #AxelFabulous "Olive oil is processed but it only has one ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;) Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D "For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
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March 28th, 2026 at 11:41:28 AM permalink
Death will come on an ordinary day, leaving us with unfinished plans, and the world will carry on without us. Live a good life and have no regerts!
The older I get, the better I recall things that never happened
Nathan
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April 6th, 2026 at 10:25:13 PM permalink
I am always thought that the saying,"True Friends stab you in the front," meant that a True Friend let's you see exactly who is stabbing you, they make no attempt to hide that they are the ones stabbing you whereas a fake friend will stab you in the back when you aren't facing them like a total coward, but according to Google, "True Friends stab you in the front, is more along the lines of,"A true friend will tell you to your face things they don't like about you whereas a fake friend will tell you how much they like you to your face and will talk bad about you behind your back. 🤔💡
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D "Man Babes" #AxelFabulous "Olive oil is processed but it only has one ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;) Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D "For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
Nathan
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April 8th, 2026 at 4:05:29 PM permalink
Well, I went to Seminole Classic Casino for Bingo today and Player's Club Staff Members told me that I am banned from Bingo for LIFE! 😱😳 I am not banned from other Promotions however. 💡 I REALLY screwed myself by reusing old Bingo cards that already previously lost. 😐🤦‍♀️😱😳 I screwed myself out of getting a FREE $300/$600 for LIFE. 😱💡🤦‍♀️😐
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D "Man Babes" #AxelFabulous "Olive oil is processed but it only has one ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;) Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D "For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
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April 8th, 2026 at 4:15:54 PM permalink
Damn, dauber's suck.
AutomaticMonkey
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April 8th, 2026 at 5:26:08 PM permalink
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Well, I went to Seminole Classic Casino for Bingo today and Player's Club Staff Members told me that I am banned from Bingo for LIFE! 😱😳 I am not banned from other Promotions however. 💡 I REALLY screwed myself by reusing old Bingo cards that already previously lost. 😐🤦‍♀️😱😳 I screwed myself out of getting a FREE $300/$600 for LIFE. 😱💡🤦‍♀️😐
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Go back in disguise!
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April 9th, 2026 at 2:37:44 AM permalink
Presumably the ban is on the player's card.
Nathan
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April 9th, 2026 at 5:45:14 AM permalink
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Presumably the ban is on the player's card.
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Thank you for answering Automatic Monkey's quote to me for me. 😀 I meant to respond to AM by saying,"I can't go back in disguise because the Bingo ban is on my Player's Club card," but was remiss to not respond. 💡
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D "Man Babes" #AxelFabulous "Olive oil is processed but it only has one ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;) Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D "For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
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April 9th, 2026 at 7:09:00 AM permalink
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Quote: KevinAA

Presumably the ban is on the player's card.
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Thank you for answering Automatic Monkey's quote to me for me. 😀 I meant to respond to AM by saying,"I can't go back in disguise because the Bingo ban is on my Player's Club card," but was remiss to not respond. 💡
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So... you could spend thousands on getting a new identity, get a new player's card, and go back... only to get banned again?
May the cards fall in your favor.
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April 9th, 2026 at 7:27:35 AM permalink
Actions have consequences.
Most people learn that as children, but some folks never seem to get it.
F.I.D.O.
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Nathan
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April 9th, 2026 at 2:13:17 PM permalink
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Quote: Nathan

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Presumably the ban is on the player's card.
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Thank you for answering Automatic Monkey's quote to me for me. 😀 I meant to respond to AM by saying,"I can't go back in disguise because the Bingo ban is on my Player's Club card," but was remiss to not respond. 💡
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So... you could spend thousands on getting a new identity, get a new player's card, and go back... only to get banned again?
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I also thought of the fact that someone could get plastic surgery and a new ID but that would be way too much trouble for just a possible $300/$600 once a month. 💡
In both The Hunger Games and in gambling, may the odds be ever in your favor. :D "Man Babes" #AxelFabulous "Olive oil is processed but it only has one ingredient, olive oil."-Even Bob, March 27/28th. :D The 2 year war is over! Woo-hoo! :D I sometimes speak in metaphors. ;) Remember this. ;) Crack the code. :D 8.9.13.25.14.1.13.5.9.19.14.1.20.8.1.14! :D "For about the 4096th time, let me offer a radical idea to those of you who don't like Nathan -- block her and don't visit Nathan's Corner. What is so complicated about it?" Wizard, August 21st. :D
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April 9th, 2026 at 2:29:16 PM permalink
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Quote: Dieter

Quote: Nathan

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Presumably the ban is on the player's card.
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Thank you for answering Automatic Monkey's quote to me for me. 😀 I meant to respond to AM by saying,"I can't go back in disguise because the Bingo ban is on my Player's Club card," but was remiss to not respond. 💡
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So... you could spend thousands on getting a new identity, get a new player's card, and go back... only to get banned again?
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I also thought of the fact that someone could get plastic surgery and a new ID but that would be way too much trouble for just a possible $300/$600 once a month. 💡
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Not necessary! Pay a hooker who looks something like you to go and get a player's card under her name, and use that.

Then you'll have a new ID, and a great story about that time you went to a hooker.

It will be easy to find a hooker you could pass for on a hooker site, but it might be more challenging to find one who doesn't already have a player's card. A hooker is usually into every kind of vice. Some of them also have bans from casinos.
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April 9th, 2026 at 3:28:17 PM permalink
I see it now. Nathan hires a working girl to get a new ID. The working girl then has a work-related incident in the casino and is trespassed. Our heroine presents her new ID at bingo and is arrested for criminal trespass after being warned.
The older I get, the better I recall things that never happened
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April 9th, 2026 at 3:30:07 PM permalink
I see it now. Nathan hires a working girl to get a new ID. The working girl then has a work-related incident in the casino and is trespassed. Our heroine presents her new ID at bingo and is arrested for criminal trespass after being warned.
It's the land of opportunity. When a door closes, look for an open window.
The older I get, the better I recall things that never happened
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April 9th, 2026 at 5:55:22 PM permalink
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Not necessary! Pay a hooker who looks something like you to go and get a player's card under her name, and use that.

Then you'll have a new ID, and a great story about that time you went to a hooker.

It will be easy to find a hooker you could pass for on a hooker site, but it might be more challenging to find one who doesn't already have a player's card. A hooker is usually into every kind of vice. Some of them also have bans from casinos.
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ISHYGDDT.

I'm sort of waiting for Nathan to get a Nathan Detroit novelty ID, but I hope it doesn't lead to big-trouble antics.
May the cards fall in your favor.
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April 9th, 2026 at 7:40:28 PM permalink
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I see it now. Nathan hires a working girl to get a new ID. The working girl then has a work-related incident in the casino and is trespassed. Our heroine presents her new ID at bingo and is arrested for criminal trespass after being warned.
It's the land of opportunity. When a door closes, look for an open window.
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Thrown out of a casino and arrested because of a false claim of being a prostitute? The barristers of the billboards will have a lot of fun with that! Way more profitable than reusing losing bingo cards. Think big!

Sex workers have access to a lot of hidden information and are relatively easy to exploit, as they are not as streetwise as they think they are.
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