pacomartin
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September 17th, 2010 at 3:12:35 PM permalink


Not only does Prince Phillip have to walk behind his wife, but now he has to walk behind the pope as well.
aluisio
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September 17th, 2010 at 3:30:00 PM permalink
Hahaha, nice sense of humor!
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September 17th, 2010 at 3:33:16 PM permalink
I wonder why the Brits haven't laughed the monarchy out of existence.
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September 17th, 2010 at 7:18:59 PM permalink
His quirky sense of humour will see him through.
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September 17th, 2010 at 7:32:57 PM permalink
But what about that guy in the funny hat who is getting ready to hit the Pope with a stick?
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chook
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September 17th, 2010 at 8:53:29 PM permalink
Quote: mkl654321

But what about that guy in the funny hat who is getting ready to hit the Pope with a stick?




I think he's waiting for the Pope to throw him a curve ball.
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pacomartin
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September 18th, 2010 at 10:30:14 AM permalink
It seems that the pope was running late, and he had to get from Edinburgh to Glasgow in time to hear Susan Boyle sing . He was getting angry about the driver of his popemobile being too slow, and finally he insisted on taking over the wheel himself. What was the driver going to say? After all he is the pope!

Sure enough he is pulled over by a small town Scottish policeman for speeding. He takes one look inside the drivers window, heaves a huge groan, and rolls out to call his captain.

"Captain, Captain, you won't believe who I pulled over". The captain has seen it all and he says, "well it is the mayor?". "No, even bigger" says the policeman. "Well is it the First Minister of Scotland?"."No, even bigger" says the policeman.

Now the Captain is starting to take notice. "Well who is it then?". The policeman replies, "Actually, I am not sure who he is, sir, but he has the pope as his limousine driver!".

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