Are you THAT guy?
The guy that for some cosmic reason really bizarre stuff happens to you, or around you?
When you buy a dozen eggs at the grocery store do you pick the one carton in the history of mankind that doesn't have a barcode on it. The carton that it takes 5 extra minutes to buy because no one in the whole friggin store knows how much a carton of eggs is supposed to cost? Yes, are you that guy?
One that produces both geniuses and severely mentally or mildly physically handicapped?
Been over a couple different cliffs in a car, and walked away from the rubble?
Been struck by lightening? Twice?
Found $650K in a gym bag in a fire exit? And messed up a sting operation? Bad guy got away? You're the only person that saw the bad guy, now you have to testify?
Woke up as a teenager with the house on fire around you?
Had three cars burst into flames, but only one with you in it? The other 2 were just parked?
Married your high school sweetheart, twice? She ran off with her boss, twice (different bosses)?
You got a rare albino wild turkey that thinks your deck looks like an ideal roost?
I cannot even buy a friggin dozen eggs without causing a major hullabaloo....
Answer is yes.
More later.
Stay away from me in thunderstorms....
No, I'm the guy directly behind THAT guy in the checkout line watching all the other lines moving swiftly and efficiently.Quote: TwoFeathersATLAre you that guy?
The guy that for some cosmic reason really bizarre stuff happens to you, or around you?
When you buy a dozen eggs at the grocery store do you pick the one carton in the history of mankind that doesn't have a barcode on it. The carton that it takes 5 extra minutes to buy because no one in the whole friggin store knows how much a carton of eggs is supposed to cost? Yes, are you that guy?
Actually, the fact that you seem to be stuck behind 'that' guy in line, well, that makes you one of 'them' guys. Tell me more....Quote: JimRockfordNo, I'm the guy directly behind THAT guy in the checkout line watching all the other lines moving swiftly and efficiently.
You got pulled over by the traffic cop whose pen wouldn't write? Not me, not yet, how about you?Quote: TwoFeathersATLActually, the fact that you seem to be stuck behind 'that' guy in line, well, that makes you one of 'them' guys. Tell me more....
Quote: JimRockfordNo, I'm the guy directly behind THAT guy in the checkout line watching all the other lines moving swiftly and efficiently.
Hahahahaha..... Reminds me of my experience yesterday at Trader Joe's in Summerlin.
Quote: JimRockfordNo, I'm the guy directly behind THAT guy in the checkout line watching all the other lines moving swiftly and efficiently.
I'm the guy that is in charge of all the cashiers and shakes my head when they do something so asinine to hold up the line, like not knowing the price of those eggs even though they have been a cashier for 20+ years at that store and ring them up every day.
Also, I always seem to have just enough money to get by. Never been rich, but never been poor... even when I'm broke and/or in debt somehow I always seem to pull out of it with little to no effort. The money is just... always there. But just enough. Of course, now that I've said that, I probably just jinxed myself and I'll be homeless in a month.
You can prolly get an advance on your soul from the Wizard if/when you fall on hard times. 'Watch the interest rate' is always good advice ;-)Quote: TigerWuI always seem to get stuck behind the guy in the ATM line who is apparently trying to re-balance his entire stock portfolio.
Also, I always seem to have just enough money to get by. Never been rich, but never been poor... even when I'm broke and/or in debt somehow I always seem to pull out of it with little to no effort. The money is just... always there. But just enough. Of course, now that I've said that, I probably just jinxed myself and I'll be homeless in a month.
