June 25th, 2015 at 8:13:00 AM
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"What, me worry?"
June 25th, 2015 at 8:20:28 AM
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If you meet anyone who has studied biology, tell them you wish you were DNA Helicase... So that you could unzip her genes.
"Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1." -Warren Buffett on risk/return
June 25th, 2015 at 9:12:02 AM
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Quote: surrender88sIf you meet anyone who has studied biology, tell them you wish you were DNA Helicase... So that you could unzip her genes.
+1 , funny.
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
June 25th, 2015 at 3:10:19 PM
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"Baby, I wish I were your derivative, so I could be tangent to your curves."
May the cards fall in your favor.
June 26th, 2015 at 7:46:02 AM
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This just in:
"What, me worry?"
June 26th, 2015 at 8:59:52 AM
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"Mole removal" ^^^
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June 26th, 2015 at 9:16:48 AM
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Math jokes are awful.
June 26th, 2015 at 10:22:35 AM
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Help!! I don't get it.
In know that it is Avagadro's number and that it equates to the number of atoms in a mole, but what is the joke?
In know that it is Avagadro's number and that it equates to the number of atoms in a mole, but what is the joke?
At my age, a "Life In Prison" sentence is not much of a deterrent.
June 26th, 2015 at 3:51:52 PM
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Quote: DRichbut what is the joke?
Avogadro number is often named "NA". It does make a joke, but not a very funny one.
June 26th, 2015 at 4:56:27 PM
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There was a statistician that drowned crossing the river....... It was 3 feet deep on average . Ba da bump. Turrible