MrV
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June 25th, 2015 at 8:13:00 AM permalink
"What, me worry?"
surrender88s
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June 25th, 2015 at 8:20:28 AM permalink
If you meet anyone who has studied biology, tell them you wish you were DNA Helicase... So that you could unzip her genes.
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TwoFeathersATL
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June 25th, 2015 at 9:12:02 AM permalink
Quote: surrender88s

If you meet anyone who has studied biology, tell them you wish you were DNA Helicase... So that you could unzip her genes.


+1 , funny.
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
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June 25th, 2015 at 3:10:19 PM permalink
"Baby, I wish I were your derivative, so I could be tangent to your curves."
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MrV
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June 26th, 2015 at 7:46:02 AM permalink
This just in:

"What, me worry?"
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June 26th, 2015 at 8:59:52 AM permalink
"Mole removal" ^^^
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mcallister3200
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June 26th, 2015 at 9:16:48 AM permalink
Math jokes are awful.
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June 26th, 2015 at 10:22:35 AM permalink
Help!! I don't get it.

In know that it is Avagadro's number and that it equates to the number of atoms in a mole, but what is the joke?
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MangoJ
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June 26th, 2015 at 3:51:52 PM permalink
Quote: DRich

but what is the joke?



Avogadro number is often named "NA". It does make a joke, but not a very funny one.
mcallister3200
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June 26th, 2015 at 4:56:27 PM permalink
There was a statistician that drowned crossing the river....... It was 3 feet deep on average . Ba da bump. Turrible
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