Quote: Baccaratfrom79
Okay, you prevail. Thanks.
It is not my intention to "win", Bac79.
You're relatively new to the forum. You have stated you don't consider the math. You have issue with the responses you have received here.
All of my postings to you were an effort to give understanding. Understanding of the meanings of the words you have used, understanding of the flaw in the ideas expressed, and the understanding of the makeup of the members of this forum. All that together, I think, should give an understanding to the problem, and allow us to get passed it.
ROFLMAO.Quote: MrVI get it, but the monkey's lost.
Oh come on now, you opened up this barrel of monkeys. I suppose your right we should stop monkeying around.Quote: Baccaratfrom79It's all good. Look at the last several posts, see any commonplace consistencies and traits of chastising and berating???
Quote: Baccaratfrom79It's all good. Look at the last several posts, see any commonplace consistencies and traits of chastising and berating???
I see that we tend to ape one another.
But hey, it's a jungle out there, Tarzan.
Oongawah!
Betting on Player:
Player has a 2-card total of 5 and the Banker has a 2-card total of 4. This has a total of 44856843337728 combinations. The Player will draw a monkey and win in 13826857107456 of those or 30.8244096% of the time.
Betting on Banker:
Player has a 2-card total of 0 to 5 and the Banker has a 2-card total of 4 to 7 and is higher than Player. This has a total of 1042226983354370 combinations. The Player will draw a monkey and Banker win in 320735464636416 of those or 30.7740511% of the time.
Those are just Player drawing for a Monkey. I might do Banker drawing for one later.
http://i1382.photobucket.com/albums/ah247/glenbac08/PART_1425258727499201_zpse5so9iuy.jpg
Could be Player has 2 monkeys out and the Banker has 2 monkeys out. We are on the Players side. Player pulls a monkey. If I so choose to employ the little guy at that time, his job-and only job is to assure another monkey comes out for the Banker.
Could be we are on the Banker and the Player returned a 6 and stands, we get our two cards. We look at one and it is a 7. The monkey comes out and does his dance. The card we didn't look at yet, if it is a monkey, he did his job.
Could be we are on the Banker, Players return a 5, and the Bankers return a 6. Players have to draw and drew a 7. If I pull him out and a monkey comes out, he did his job assuring the Banker got a monkey standing at the total of 6.
Hopefully you understand.
Quote: Baccaratfrom79
http://i1382.photobucket.com/albums/ah247/glenbac08/PART_1425258727499201_zpse5so9iuy.jpg
That's a nice monkey. What happens if it doesn't work? Is there a special place for monkeys that fail to perform?
Quote: AxelWolfROFLMAO.
Mamma Mia! V, don't mess with a man's "monkey". Columbus didn't sail back and forth over the radius a hundred years before the second-most famous pi-day for nothing.
Numerologically speaking, w(4) i(9) z(1) a(1) r(9) d(4) was meant to derive a two-faced one-off "monkey".
Consider the sum of digits = 3*3*3 + 1; then, factors = 2(3*3*3 X 911) given a hastily corrective attempt at proper reflection through the One.
Just say'n... noth'n better to do in this thread.
References: https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/questions-and-answers/casual-corner/21358-happy-pi-day/ & https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/questions-and-answers/math/21058-problem-of-the-day-xvi/
Quote: rdw4potusIs there a special place for monkeys that fail to perform?
What?
Quote: rdw4potusIs there a special place for monkeys that fail to perform?
Heh heh heh, you bet there is.
Quote: Baccaratfrom79That is really gross, I can only assume you shot that picture on your street or somewhere in your neighborhood??
It's a shot of some mathlete's preparing to feast on your failed superstition.
Again.
that's obvious....he spanks it.Quote: rdw4potusThat's a nice monkey. What happens if it doesn't work?
Quote: AxelWolfthat's obvious....he spanks it.
But if his monkey isn't working, how can he spank it?
What say you Bob?Quote: EvenBobI'll take some of your action.
Quote: MrV.
This is a severe health code violation......
I wonder if burnt monkeys taste good?
Quote: AxelWolfWhat say you Bob?
If you can predict the next outcome with any
certainty, it's luck. If you can guess 3 out of
5 correctly, it might be more than luck.
I was asking if you're taking action.Quote: EvenBobIf you can predict the next outcome with any
certainty, it's luck. If you can guess 3 out of
5 correctly, it might be more than luck.
Quote: EvenBobIf you can predict the next outcome with any
certainty, it's luck. If you can guess 3 out of
5 correctly, it might be more than luck.
That's entirely backwards.....it's the other way around.
Quote: RSThat's entirely backwards.....it's the other way around.
You think consistently predicting 3 out of 5
is luck? Really?
Quote: EvenBobYou think consistently predicting 3 out of 5
is luck? Really?
You have now placed "consistently" in front of 3 of 5. The original said "consistently" predicting the next one and "guessing" 3 of 5. If I can consistently know the next 1, it's absolutely a better indicator of skill than guessing 3 of 5. I think the issues with the original post are all with the wording and not the idea itself...
Quote: MrVHeh heh heh, you bet there is.
Quote: odiousgambitmaybe you have to be a hunter or a butcher or something to notice, but if those monkeys are to be eaten, exactly why did no one dress them out ... the entrails, you know. Where on earth is that not done????
Africa, looks like.
Amateurs.
I for one ALWAYS gut my monkey.
Never eat uncooked brains: although reported to be tasty, I've read reports that eating uncooked monkey brains usually causes the first infection in an Ebola epidemic.
Quote: soxfanYup, good to see it's still coconut city in this joint, hey hey.
The crazy thing, much maligned Frank Stanton returned briefly to the Gambler's Glen after a year, only to find the natives sharply engaged in vicious argument among themselves.
More than one way to skin a monkey, and to chop and dice?
Quote: odiousgambitmaybe you have to be a hunter or a butcher or something to notice, but if those monkeys are to be eaten, exactly why did no one dress them out ... the entrails, you know. Where on earth is that not done????
I saw a couple documentary's in Australia where the natives would throw whole kangaroo on the fire, they did the same thing with cats that were imported but the populations of the cats has gone exponential.
Throwing the whole animal on the fire at the time, I wondered if they were trying to avoid getting "tics" or lice by skinning them? I think they cook them until the inerds are completely done.
Quote: KerkebetThe crazy thing, much maligned Frank Stanton returned briefly to the Gambler's Glen after a year, only to find the natives sharply engaged in vicious argument among themselves.
More than one way to skin a monkey, and to chop and dice?
If I created a forum I would try to contain as much trolls and flamers in a subforum, called Uncensored discussions. I could walk away and come back a year later to find the content to be popcorn worthy.
Some people just want to see the world burn.....
Quote: EvenBobYou think consistently predicting 3 out of 5
is luck? Really?
I view the words guess and predict differently. Guessing is random/uninformed. Prediction has some merit.
Quote: djatcIf I created a forum I would try to contain as much trolls and flamers in a subforum, called Uncensored discussions. I could walk away and come back a year later to find the content to be popcorn worthy.
Some people just want to see the world burn.....
You'd contain yourself in a subforum?
I will be at the Tropicana for the entire 3rd week of April and AceofSpades will be present at times as we planned. He can update you, thanks and take care. P.S. No problem with the 2 wagers for the $400.00 each.
My email is "Glenbac08@yahoo.com". I rather not be somewhere I am not wanted, as I said before. Call it anything you want. I hate the animosity.
If you have anything constructive to say, email me.
Coordinate the meeting up with me by sending me your phone number, I will call you and arrange it. Absolutely no problem.
Quote: Baccaratfrom79I came back on at the request of several and a couple Admin's but after today's confrontation with Teliot, I hereby will never ever post or come on the board again. It's all good. Rather than read and post about the vending machine gripes, the ATM problems or even the thread about 'Stupid Things Players Do" at the table, (NOT dumb but titled stupid) I got blasted once again.
I will be at the Tropicana for the entire 3rd week of April and AceofSpades will be present at times as we planned. He can update you, thanks and take care. P.S. No problem with the 2 wagers for the $400.00 each.
My email is "Glenbac08@yahoo.com". I rather not be somewhere I am not wanted, as I said before. Call it anything you want. I hate the animosity.
If you have anything constructive to say, email me.
Coordinate the meeting up with me by sending me your phone number, I will call you and arrange it. Absolutely no problem.
What confrontation? I have blocked Mr. Classless so I do not know what occurred
Oh, well...another decent poster with interesting stories to share about Vegas trips appears to be leaving.
Quote: RonCI'm not sure why Teliot didn't just ignore B79. He could have easily blocked his threads. Instead, he has to argue about "dumb" and "stupid"...impressive!
Oh, well...another decent poster with interesting stories to share about Vegas trips appears to be leaving.
That text box was a cutesy list of items that all start with D. Dumb starts with D. Stupid doesn't. and nothing in that box does anything to establish official policy. I know you like B79, but it's hard to see his value when he's posting things that are so foolish and obviously wrong. It's jut not reasonable to say something like that and expect everyone to smile and nod. It was nonsense.
Quote: aceofspadesWhat confrontation? I have blocked Mr. Classless so I do not know what occurred
Excellent name calling. Definitely full of class on your part.
Seriously you can't handle a few haters?Quote: Baccaratfrom79I came back on at the request of several and a couple Admin's but after today's confrontation with Teliot, I hereby will never ever post or come on the board again. It's all good. Rather than read and post about the vending machine gripes, the ATM problems or even the thread about 'Stupid Things Players Do" at the table, (NOT dumb but titled stupid) I got blasted once again.
I will be at the Tropicana for the entire 3rd week of April and AceofSpades will be present at times as we planned. He can update you, thanks and take care. P.S. No problem with the 2 wagers for the $400.00 each.
My email is "Glenbac08@yahoo.com". I rather not be somewhere I am not wanted, as I said before. Call it anything you want. I hate the animosity.
If you have anything constructive to say, email me.
Coordinate the meeting up with me by sending me your phone number, I will call you and arrange it. Absolutely no problem.
(not calling TE a hater or anyone else, I'm assuming you think they are)
Yet you bet thousands on baccarat and run a multi million dollar company that deals with dangerous situations and horrible scenarios.
You're creating the drama and making mountains out of monkey hills. STOP TALKING TO PEOPLE WHO UPSET YOU. You can simply block them 90% of the time if you just ignore someone they lose interest and move on.
You make many long posts with claims facts and statements, some with incredible circumstances. If you expect everyone to just nod and agree with everything you say you are definitely at the wrong party.
If you're going to go, go if you're going to stay, stay. Most people want you to stay but no one is going feel sorry for you and beg you to stay (well nobody should anyways). Don't be a drama queen with this I'm leaving, I'm back crap.
I think you can nuke yourself permanently if you're serious and all this is bothering you so much.
Quote: Baccaratfrom79I came back on at the request of several and a couple Admin's but after today's confrontation with Teliot, I hereby will never ever post or come on the board again. It's all good. Rather than read and post about the vending machine gripes, the ATM problems or even the thread about 'Stupid Things Players Do" at the table, (NOT dumb but titled stupid) I got blasted once again.
I will be at the Tropicana for the entire 3rd week of April and AceofSpades will be present at times as we planned. He can update you, thanks and take care. P.S. No problem with the 2 wagers for the $400.00 each.
My email is "Glenbac08@yahoo.com". I rather not be somewhere I am not wanted, as I said before. Call it anything you want. I hate the animosity.
If you have anything constructive to say, email me.
Coordinate the meeting up with me by sending me your phone number, I will call you and arrange it. Absolutely no problem.
Sorry to hear this. I think you are a valued contributor to this forum. To bad that there seems to be a few basement dwellers here causing problems. Look forward to meeting up to see the magic monkey in action. I will send my phone number via email later this evening.
Quote: rdw4potusExcellent name calling. Definitely full of class on your part.
Thanks--I've extended the olive branch to him many times only to have it slapped out of my hand - that is not only ungentlemanly but classless
And, this same poster seems to make it his mission to get non-AP's to feel unwelcome here yet, he is a member that only seems to post to put others down--I don't blame Bac79 for wanting to distance himself
What the hell is wrong with people? They can't handle any criticism. Some people act like little girls who get teased and they run home crying to mommy. Do we have to coddle everyone?Quote: RonCI'm not sure why Teliot didn't just ignore B79. He could have easily blocked his threads. Instead, he has to argue about "dumb" and "stupid"...impressive!
Oh, well...another decent poster with interesting stories to share about Vegas trips appears to be leaving.
Some of his stories are a bit unbelievable, not that they aren't true, but he can't expect everyone just to believe everything without some questions or skepticism. If everything is true then he has nothing to worry about. The truth is easy to back up and prove, if you know it's true who cares what nonbelievers say?
Quote: AxelWolfWhat the hell is wrong with people? They can't handle any criticism. Some people act like little girls who get teased and they run home crying to mommy. Do we have to coddle everyone?
Anyone notice, teliot's signature now states, "75%-baked".
Quote: Baccaratfrom79after today's confrontation with Teliot, I hereby will never ever post or come on the board again. .
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
In a spoiler the other day I predicted
that EXACTLY this would happen. B79
wants out the bet he made so desperately,
he would find some excuse to get offended
and leave in a huff, never to post again.
I've seen this song and dance act on other
forums for 20 years, nothing ever changes.
Quote: EvenBobLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
In a spoiler the other day I predicted
that EXACTLY this would happen. B79
wants out the bet he made so desperately,
he would find some excuse to get offended
and leave in a huff, never to post again.
I've seen this song and dance act on other
forums for 20 years, nothing ever changes.
He said in the same thread that he is still meeting AoS 3rd week of April, and MaxPen said he's exchanging cell numbers with him for his part. I expect the bet to be on.
Quote: EvenBobLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
In a spoiler the other day I predicted
that EXACTLY this would happen. B79
wants out the bet he made so desperately,
he would find some excuse to get offended
and leave in a huff, never to post again.
I've seen this song and dance act on other
forums for 20 years, nothing ever changes.
Bob - he gave his personal email and the bet participants are exchanging phone numbers - I do not think Bac79 is backing out
Quote: beachbumbabsI expect the bet to be on.
I don't, and I've been right up until now. I
don't think he expected anyone to take him
up on the challenge.
Quote: EvenBobI've seen this song and dance act on other
forums for 20 years, nothing ever changes.
You're the exception to the rule.
Quote: rdw4potusThat text box was a cutesy list of items that all start with D. Dumb starts with D. Stupid doesn't. and nothing in that box does anything to establish official policy. I know you like B79, but it's hard to see his value when he's posting things that are so foolish and obviously wrong. It's jut not reasonable to say something like that and expect everyone to smile and nod. It was nonsense.
Did you make a big deal of it? Did anyone else? Nope. One guy did. Everyone else saw it for what it is--not 100% exact, but fairly accurate.
Yes, I enjoyed his posts. I enjoyed Mickey's post. The more joyless posts we get around the less fun it it is.
Quote: RonCDid you make a big deal of it? Did anyone else? Nope. One guy did. Everyone else saw it for what it is--not 100% exact, but fairly accurate.
Yes, I enjoyed his posts. I enjoyed Mickey's post. The more joyless posts we get around the less fun it it is.
I did not think it was anywhere near accurate. Stupid and dumb are synonyms, sure. But a new official federal policy? Because of that boxful of d words? That's just a painfully idiotic idea. That thought should never have made it onto the page.
Quote: aceofspadesWhat confrontation? I have blocked Mr. Classless so I do not know what occurred
Do I hear 3 days?
I don't know who he was talking about, it could be anyone. so I say no days.Quote: GWAEDo I hear 3 days?
Quote: AxelWolfI don't know who he was talking about, it could be anyone. so I say no days.
Back mentioned confrontation with teliot, ace referred to confront and made insult. I think it is pretty easy to see who.
However, I couldn't care less abut a little insult. I was basically guessing if there was going to be 3 days.