darkoz
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October 1st, 2014 at 4:41:46 PM permalink
I woke up at dawn as the Cock crows.

Dick and Jane went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

That Ass was the most stubborn mule I know.

I threw my cigarette Butt on the floor.

Please don't suspend me!!!!
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beachbumbabs
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October 1st, 2014 at 4:51:40 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz

I woke up at dawn as the Cock crows.

Dick and Jane went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

That Ass was the most stubborn mule I know.

I threw my cigarette Butt on the floor.

Please don't suspend me!!!!



Couldn't take the title. Otherwise, you're on.

Is there something in the forum water?
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1BB
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October 1st, 2014 at 4:53:53 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz

I woke up at dawn as the Cock crows.

Dick and Jane went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

That Ass was the most stubborn mule I know.

I threw my cigarette Butt on the floor.

Please don't suspend me!!!!



No suspension. We're going to get you help. :-) By the way, I told the Dick Van Dyke joke a few times. The later at night I told it, the more laughs it got.
Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth. - Mahatma Ghandi
Deucekies
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October 1st, 2014 at 4:55:18 PM permalink
Quote: darkoz

Dick and Jane went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.



Dick and Jane went up the hill with a dollar and a quarter.

Jane came back with two and half. Still think they went for water?
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