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Or you would be so thankful you finally found a girl, you would put on your I'm whipped Tshirt and ask her if you can wash the dishes and take out the trash.Quote: Lemieux66If a girl did this to me during a big game, I might seriously break up with her. Or at least a serious warning.
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Quote: AxelWolfOr you would be so thankful you finally found a girl, you would put on your I'm whipped Tshirt and ask her if you can wash the dishes and take out the trash.
Yeah right. I don't do dishes.
Quote: odiousgambitsort of like, she takes the hose and squirts you and you say, you know I don't do that to you? [once is once though] So, she imagines life with a competition of who can be the meanest. She quits. Trust me.
You can't equate being squirted with a hose to turning off A BIG GAME!
of course not. I mean seriously how manny dishes can there be when you eat alone off of paper plates and tv dinners?Quote: Lemieux66Yeah right. I don't do dishes.
Quote: AxelWolfof course not. I mean seriously how manny dishes can there be when you eat alone off of paper plates and tv dinners?
If you knew me you would know that I don't consider paper plates strong enough.
Quote: Lemieux66If a girl did this to me during a big game, I might seriously break up with her. Or at least a serious warning.
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1. She is hot
2. This is a setup
3. She has a bose remote that shuts off the TV? Not sure how that is possible, but maybe it is.
4. If it is not a setup then why the hell does the idiot keep sitting on the remote control? It ends up under him more than once.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeCBhr-p2g
Apparently there's a line of videos of this girl messing with her boyfriend.
Quote: GWAEShe has a bose remote that shuts off the TV? Not sure how that is possible
the remote I have now works on radio; you don't have to point it at the TV
Quote: AxelWolfof course not. I mean seriously how manny dishes can there be when you eat alone off of paper plates and tv dinners?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
(Ok, not TV dinners, but delivery eaten out of the containers is what I eat when I eat at home)
There is nothing wrong with being the forever bachelor if you so choose. I have made that choice a few times( unsuccessfully, for more then a year or so at a time in between girls), for some reason chicks wants you to remain monogamous. This one wont leave no matter what ;).Quote: AxiomOfChoiceYou say that like it's a bad thing.
(Ok, not TV dinners, but delivery eaten out of the containers is what I eat when I eat at home)
Quote: AxelWolfThere is nothing wrong with being the forever bachelor if you so choose. I have made that choice a few times( unsuccessfully, for more then a year or so at a time in between girls), for some reason chicks wants you to remain monogamous. This one wont leave no matter what ;).
She knows which side her bread is buttered on. Lol.
Quote: kewljSounds like the rules for this whole relationship thing are confusing. Don't know how you straight guys do it. Is there a book or something or do you make them up as you go? :)
One major thing I learned is never confirm that your significant other should lose weight even if she really wants to. She's always perfect no matter what.
Quote: Lemieux66One major thing I learned is never confirm that your significant other should lose weight even if she really wants to. She's always perfect no matter what.
nope, gotta disagree with this. My wife and I are open and honest with each other. If she asks me how an outfit looks I will tell her if it makes her look horrible. Not every outfit is made for every shape.
Quote: GWAEnope, gotta disagree with this. My wife and I are open and honest with each other. If she asks me how an outfit looks I will tell her if it makes her look horrible. Not every outfit is made for every shape.
If my wife looks horrible, I will try to redirect her more tactfully than "You look horrible," but I won't lie to her. As for her weight...that's between her and her doctor, and my involvement begins at "I'm afraid you might die."
Quote: GWAEnope, gotta disagree with this. My wife and I are open and honest with each other. If she asks me how an outfit looks I will tell her if it makes her look horrible. Not every outfit is made for every shape.
Yeah but are you telling her she's too fat for the outfit? Are you saying those words?
"It's not the outfit that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat!"
I've been single for a long time.
Quote: djatcStandard joke I've always enjoyed:
"It's not the outfit that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat!"
I've been single for a long time.
"Marry a fat woman, at least that way you will know what she is going to look like in two years".
Strangely enough in Korea it is quite acceptable to tell each other what you REALLY think. They constantly laugh at people who are overweight or who look funny or who dress funny. They have absolutely no filter when it comes to their vanity.