Lemieux66
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June 15th, 2014 at 11:03:26 AM permalink
If a girl did this to me during a big game, I might seriously break up with her. Or at least a serious warning.

http://lockerdome.com/menshumor/6169672236142657/6707256179952148
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June 15th, 2014 at 11:07:54 AM permalink
I would not date a girl dumb enough to do something like that.
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June 15th, 2014 at 11:11:29 AM permalink
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Lemieux66
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June 15th, 2014 at 11:13:40 AM permalink
I'm having a text conversation with a possible dating interest and she considers it a harmless prank. She doesn't grasp how horrible this is.
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June 15th, 2014 at 11:15:57 AM permalink
Quote: Lemieux66

If a girl did this to me during a big game, I might seriously break up with her. Or at least a serious warning.

http://lockerdome.com/menshumor/6169672236142657/6707256179952148

Or you would be so thankful you finally found a girl, you would put on your I'm whipped Tshirt and ask her if you can wash the dishes and take out the trash.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
Lemieux66
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June 15th, 2014 at 11:19:07 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Or you would be so thankful you finally found a girl, you would put on your I'm whipped Tshirt and ask her if you can wash the dishes and take out the trash.



Yeah right. I don't do dishes.
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June 15th, 2014 at 11:22:20 AM permalink
sort of like, she takes the hose and squirts you and you say, you know I don't do that to you? [once is once though] So, she imagines life with a competition of who can be the meanest. She quits. Trust me.
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June 15th, 2014 at 11:26:10 AM permalink
Quote: odiousgambit

sort of like, she takes the hose and squirts you and you say, you know I don't do that to you? [once is once though] So, she imagines life with a competition of who can be the meanest. She quits. Trust me.



You can't equate being squirted with a hose to turning off A BIG GAME!
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June 15th, 2014 at 11:27:04 AM permalink
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Yeah right. I don't do dishes.

of course not. I mean seriously how manny dishes can there be when you eat alone off of paper plates and tv dinners?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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June 15th, 2014 at 11:47:02 AM permalink
Hilarious! She's hot enough that she could get away with it with me.
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June 15th, 2014 at 12:00:48 PM permalink
it is funny!
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June 15th, 2014 at 12:05:03 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

of course not. I mean seriously how manny dishes can there be when you eat alone off of paper plates and tv dinners?



If you knew me you would know that I don't consider paper plates strong enough.
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June 15th, 2014 at 12:06:16 PM permalink
She better give good head, otherwise she's a goner.
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June 15th, 2014 at 12:18:48 PM permalink
Quote: Lemieux66

If a girl did this to me during a big game, I might seriously break up with her. Or at least a serious warning.

http://lockerdome.com/menshumor/6169672236142657/6707256179952148



1. She is hot

2. This is a setup

3. She has a bose remote that shuts off the TV? Not sure how that is possible, but maybe it is.

4. If it is not a setup then why the hell does the idiot keep sitting on the remote control? It ends up under him more than once.
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June 15th, 2014 at 12:46:12 PM permalink
Reminds me of trying to get gas in British Columbia or Alberta when there is a hockey game on TV. You can't get any because the gas jockey is inside glued to the TV.
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June 15th, 2014 at 1:23:03 PM permalink
I think this is as funny as all get-out. If I was in this guy's spot (assuming I was in to hockey), I'd be annoyed at the time, but over it quickly and having quite a laugh over it. Especially if my girlfriend looked like that.
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June 15th, 2014 at 1:34:48 PM permalink
I never understood the concept of being a fan. I don't get how people can get so emotionally involved in a sporting event especially with no money on the line. Where does this enthusiasm come from?
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June 15th, 2014 at 1:53:01 PM permalink
What's up with the ceiling camera in the living room? I think the girl should check his home movie collection.
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June 15th, 2014 at 2:10:17 PM permalink
....finding new video
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June 15th, 2014 at 2:13:59 PM permalink
Call the Flyers!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeCBhr-p2g

Apparently there's a line of videos of this girl messing with her boyfriend.
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June 15th, 2014 at 3:14:13 PM permalink
Quote: GWAE

She has a bose remote that shuts off the TV? Not sure how that is possible



the remote I have now works on radio; you don't have to point it at the TV
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June 15th, 2014 at 3:34:30 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

of course not. I mean seriously how manny dishes can there be when you eat alone off of paper plates and tv dinners?



You say that like it's a bad thing.

(Ok, not TV dinners, but delivery eaten out of the containers is what I eat when I eat at home)
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June 16th, 2014 at 6:02:41 AM permalink
Quote: AxiomOfChoice

You say that like it's a bad thing.

(Ok, not TV dinners, but delivery eaten out of the containers is what I eat when I eat at home)

There is nothing wrong with being the forever bachelor if you so choose. I have made that choice a few times( unsuccessfully, for more then a year or so at a time in between girls), for some reason chicks wants you to remain monogamous. This one wont leave no matter what ;).
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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June 16th, 2014 at 7:11:30 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

There is nothing wrong with being the forever bachelor if you so choose. I have made that choice a few times( unsuccessfully, for more then a year or so at a time in between girls), for some reason chicks wants you to remain monogamous. This one wont leave no matter what ;).



She knows which side her bread is buttered on. Lol.
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June 16th, 2014 at 9:01:02 AM permalink
Sounds like the rules for this whole relationship thing are confusing. Don't know how you straight guys do it. Is there a book or something or do you make them up as you go? :)
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June 16th, 2014 at 9:16:08 AM permalink
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Sounds like the rules for this whole relationship thing are confusing. Don't know how you straight guys do it. Is there a book or something or do you make them up as you go? :)



One major thing I learned is never confirm that your significant other should lose weight even if she really wants to. She's always perfect no matter what.
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June 16th, 2014 at 9:17:50 AM permalink
You can't even say she's beautiful now but losing weight will make her look even better! She will take that as "I am an ugly blob and he doesn't love me."
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June 16th, 2014 at 9:18:39 AM permalink
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One major thing I learned is never confirm that your significant other should lose weight even if she really wants to. She's always perfect no matter what.



nope, gotta disagree with this. My wife and I are open and honest with each other. If she asks me how an outfit looks I will tell her if it makes her look horrible. Not every outfit is made for every shape.
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June 16th, 2014 at 9:29:31 AM permalink
Quote: GWAE

nope, gotta disagree with this. My wife and I are open and honest with each other. If she asks me how an outfit looks I will tell her if it makes her look horrible. Not every outfit is made for every shape.



If my wife looks horrible, I will try to redirect her more tactfully than "You look horrible," but I won't lie to her. As for her weight...that's between her and her doctor, and my involvement begins at "I'm afraid you might die."
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June 16th, 2014 at 9:55:57 AM permalink
Quote: GWAE

nope, gotta disagree with this. My wife and I are open and honest with each other. If she asks me how an outfit looks I will tell her if it makes her look horrible. Not every outfit is made for every shape.



Yeah but are you telling her she's too fat for the outfit? Are you saying those words?
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June 16th, 2014 at 10:09:42 AM permalink
Standard joke I've always enjoyed:

"It's not the outfit that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat!"

I've been single for a long time.
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June 16th, 2014 at 10:21:09 AM permalink
Quote: djatc

Standard joke I've always enjoyed:

"It's not the outfit that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat!"

I've been single for a long time.



"Marry a fat woman, at least that way you will know what she is going to look like in two years".
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June 16th, 2014 at 12:00:40 PM permalink
My GF knows/knew ahead of time, if she is ever to fat for any outfit she's out, so there is always that. Im sure she knows I have an age limit as well.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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June 19th, 2014 at 1:28:12 AM permalink
I have just recently had this "fat conversation" here in Korea with a few people. In some cultures such as our own (Western) it is often considered impolite to come right out and say "you look fat today or your a** is hanging out" (obviously depending on your relationship).....

Strangely enough in Korea it is quite acceptable to tell each other what you REALLY think. They constantly laugh at people who are overweight or who look funny or who dress funny. They have absolutely no filter when it comes to their vanity.
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