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April 14th, 2017 at 6:45:48 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

GWAE = HUGE SHLEPROCK.

http://www.disableddaughter.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/shleprock.gif



GWAE should definitely use that as his avatar for at least a few weeks. Hysterical.
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onenickelmiracle
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April 14th, 2017 at 7:22:57 PM permalink
4'9" might not be that bad.
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April 16th, 2017 at 2:02:24 AM permalink
Quote: FleaStiff

Its best not to confuse the terminology.

In Baccarat... Banker is not the casino... Player is not the customer. It could be North and South or Heads and Tails or Blue and Gold.... Its just a set of historical terms. Banker is slightly more likely to be the result, hence the commission of five percent.

In Blackjack, its all an individual customer against the Dealer. Its not the customers as a group or anything; its simply each customer versus the dealer's hand.

I'm sometimes called 'Mr. Banker' by the Baccarat dealer, but I do often bet on Player.

As to boring,,, most people think waiting and waiting for me to be able to count my cards at Blackjack and then try to figure out what to do is boring.



The game per se is as exciting as watching paint dry. The amusing sight of watching people diligently tracking the outcome history as if that matters one bit isn't. ;)
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April 17th, 2017 at 1:26:43 AM permalink
Real life Idiocracy
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April 17th, 2017 at 1:19:29 PM permalink
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Real life Idiocracy



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Search your favorite news site, this is not an isolated occurrence.
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April 17th, 2017 at 1:35:31 PM permalink
Quote: Palladium

The game per se is as exciting as watching paint dry. The amusing sight of watching people diligently tracking the outcome history as if that matters one bit isn't. ;)



I think Baccarat is one of those games where it's as fun as the players and dealers make it. I've been at tables where everyone (including the dealer) was getting into the suspense and getting excited and having a good time and it was some of the most fun I've had in a casino. Other tables the dealer and players just go through the motions and I got bored and left after 2 or 3 hands.
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April 17th, 2017 at 10:35:34 PM permalink
If pigs are used to harvest human organs for humans, are Jewish and Muslim people not allowed to use them? Oink, oink, oink?
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April 18th, 2017 at 8:13:10 AM permalink
Quote: onenickelmiracle

If pigs are used to harvest human organs for humans, are Jewish and Muslim people not allowed to use them? Oink, oink, oink?



I don't know about Jews, but I know Muslims are allowed to eat pork if it's the only thing to eat and they would starve to death otherwise. So, in that sense, I would imagine a Muslims could use a pig harvested organ if there were no human organs available and they would die otherwise.
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April 18th, 2017 at 12:05:21 PM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

I don't know about Jews, but I know Muslims are allowed to eat pork if it's the only thing to eat and they would starve to death otherwise. So, in that sense, I would imagine a Muslims could use a pig harvested organ if there were no human organs available and they would die otherwise.

Thanks for answering.
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April 18th, 2017 at 1:34:50 PM permalink
I have to say, a picture of a troll as an avatar is brilliant for about any forum. Well done ONM!

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