FinsRule
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March 19th, 2014 at 9:35:08 PM permalink
So, baby #2 is coming and I'm in the hospital bored. Anyone have any good stories to share to keep me entertained? Looks like it's gonna be a while before my next daughter is here.
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March 19th, 2014 at 10:10:13 PM permalink
Quote: FinsRule

So, baby #2 is coming and I'm in the hospital bored. Anyone have any good stories to share to keep me entertained? Looks like it's gonna be a while before my next daughter is here.



Congratulations!

I was playing Blackjack a while back and two old ladies were talking about how bad they were doing. One offered this gem "Back in the old days, you split Aces and you get tens EASY. Nowadays you get a 4 and a 5." Lol
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March 19th, 2014 at 10:14:14 PM permalink
Thanks, these are the stories I need. Keep em coming. Go Blues!
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March 19th, 2014 at 10:21:27 PM permalink
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Thanks, these are the stories I need. Keep em coming. Go Blues!



I was playing poker in Vegas once(Venetian) and at the other table an Asian woman and an olderish guy were playing 4-8 limit Holdem heads up. She ended up being stuck 100 and he wanted to leave, and she offered to give him a blowjob to get even lol.
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March 19th, 2014 at 10:25:42 PM permalink
Congratulations!!!

So, if the first baby was a boy, what is the probability ...
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March 19th, 2014 at 10:27:37 PM permalink
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Congratulations!!!

So, if the first baby was a boy, what is the probability ...



Lol. First one was a girl. What is the probability the ultrasound was right and this one is a girl too?
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March 19th, 2014 at 10:28:56 PM permalink
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Congratulations!!!

So, if the first baby was a boy, what is the probability ...



Considering girls are a bit more likely to be born than boys...and girls generally cost a little bit more to raise than boys...are boys the player and girls the banker? Lol
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March 19th, 2014 at 10:42:16 PM permalink
Are the odds of a 3rd baby being a girl more or less or the same considering I've had 2 girls?
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March 19th, 2014 at 10:45:09 PM permalink
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Are the odds of a 3rd baby being a girl more or less or the same considering I've had 2 girls?



Oh no! I'm guessing some system sellers will be contacting you soon. Congrats BTW
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March 19th, 2014 at 10:48:21 PM permalink
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Considering girls are a bit more likely to be born than boys...



That's not true. 101 in 200 births in the US are boys.
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March 19th, 2014 at 10:51:44 PM permalink
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That's not true. 101 in 200 births in the US are boys.



Ah. I thought women made up around 51% of the population. Is that worldwide or a lie?
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March 19th, 2014 at 10:54:20 PM permalink
Epidural time. Had to leave the room. That freaks me out.
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March 19th, 2014 at 10:58:21 PM permalink
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Ah. I thought women made up around 51% of the population. Is that worldwide or a lie?



Probably true, but men don't live as long.
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March 19th, 2014 at 11:01:37 PM permalink
Wishing you and your family everything of the best!!! Hope that little peanut is healthy and kicking and mommy too!!!

I thought we had this conversation just a short while ago about the probability of a boy before a girl when a girl was followed by a boy with another girl happened to be preceeded by two boys......not again :)

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March 19th, 2014 at 11:05:09 PM permalink
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Wishing you and your family everything of the best!!! Hope that little peanut is healthy and kicking and mommy too!!!

I thought we had this conversation just a short while ago about the probability of a boy before a girl when a girl was followed by a boy with another girl happened to be preceeded by two boys......not again :)

May favorite dealer quote......"Just imagine I have a 10 in the hole....." :)



Lol or "I probably have a 10 in the hole"
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March 20th, 2014 at 12:11:43 AM permalink
Been at the hospital 5 hours... Probably another 5 hours or so before this baby comes...
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March 20th, 2014 at 12:43:10 AM permalink
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Lol or "I probably have a 10 in the hole"



That's what she said!!! :)
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March 20th, 2014 at 3:41:45 AM permalink
We are expecting our 2nd boy in 20 days. My wife really wants a girl. Maybe we can trade?
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March 20th, 2014 at 5:20:12 AM permalink
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Are the odds of a 3rd baby being a girl more or less or the same considering I've had 2 girls?


Is it really a coin flip? Pure probability?

Or does having two girls indicate that the father's X sperm are better swimmers?

Seems like it's time for a little statistical analysis - for couples where the first two kids are girls, the percentage where the third is also a girl. Ditto for boys.


By the way: Mazel Tov!
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March 20th, 2014 at 5:23:54 AM permalink
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Been at the hospital 5 hours... Probably another 5 hours or so before this baby comes...



Just woke up. First day of spring. Snowing. No baby yet.
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March 20th, 2014 at 5:29:08 AM permalink
you go north or south of the border?
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March 20th, 2014 at 7:22:30 AM permalink
Actually if you do fertility its more like 60 out of 100. We, or I guess my wife, had a scheduled C-section, best thing we ever did. Walked in got ready took us in, got him out and up to the room all within 3.5-4 hours. Then I had to sleep on basically a concrete bench under a window in January and almost ended up getting a room myself between the pneumonia and back spasms I had the next morning.
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March 20th, 2014 at 7:30:20 AM permalink
I woke up from my 4 hours on a concrete bench. But water has broke and this thing should be getting started soon (hopefully)
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March 20th, 2014 at 9:37:17 AM permalink
We are about to start hour 15. But the NCAA tournament is on at least. 6 years ago I was up all night on this night in the MGM sportsbook holding a spot. Now I'm up all night for a 2nd baby. I guess this is growing up.
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March 20th, 2014 at 10:23:22 AM permalink
Can we name her? Go in there and tell your wife that the WOV members are going to name the baby and let us know what she says.
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March 20th, 2014 at 10:26:17 AM permalink
I like that idea. If nothing else it will take her mind of the delivery!
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March 20th, 2014 at 12:56:02 PM permalink
Hopefully WOV likes Amelia as a name. She was born at 12:09 central. Everyone is happy, healthy, tired. Thanks WOV for all of your help!
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March 20th, 2014 at 1:03:54 PM permalink
Mazel Tov!
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March 20th, 2014 at 1:12:46 PM permalink
Congrats, FinRule, Mrs. FinRule, little one, and Amelia! Very approving of the name as an aviation buff.
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March 20th, 2014 at 1:14:57 PM permalink
Congratulations!

I have an idea for the location of her 21st birthday party:



(That's the Amelia Belle casino in south Louisiana.)
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March 20th, 2014 at 1:16:11 PM permalink
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Mazel Tov!



Been hearing that a lot today. Thanks DJ
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March 20th, 2014 at 2:02:31 PM permalink
Congrats FinsRule…….I'm sure she'll be a better handicapper than you….:-)
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March 20th, 2014 at 4:48:30 PM permalink
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Been hearing that a lot today. Thanks DJ



Mazel Tov!

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March 20th, 2014 at 5:35:20 PM permalink
Pics or it didn't happen.

Just kidding - congratulations and mazel tov!
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March 20th, 2014 at 5:47:30 PM permalink
Nya:weh Sgeno, little one. Grats, Fin!
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March 20th, 2014 at 5:52:16 PM permalink
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Congrats FinsRule…….I'm sure she'll be a better handicapper than you….:-)



My older daughter is. She was named after Zenyatta.

This one was named after the best female jockey.
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March 20th, 2014 at 5:58:33 PM permalink
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Nya:weh Sgeno


The first time I saw that, I thought your comp card readers were malfunctioning. Then I looked it up.
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