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October 23rd, 2013 at 11:15:24 AM
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Just wondering, he seems to always be giving press conferences.
October 23rd, 2013 at 11:49:42 AM
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Once you are done being press secretary you will get $1 million/yr. in the private sector easy.
October 23rd, 2013 at 11:52:10 AM
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Quote: AlanJust wondering, he seems to always be giving press conferences.
He's the Press Secretary.
There's no secret. Just know what you're talking about before you open your mouth.
October 23rd, 2013 at 11:54:43 AM
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Had to look him up.
Hell yes I'd do it! Just say words that don't necessarily have to actually say anything, and if you're wrong, what? A bunch of pissed off people... continue to be pissed off?
For $172k a year?!
You're joking, right?
Hell yes I'd do it! Just say words that don't necessarily have to actually say anything, and if you're wrong, what? A bunch of pissed off people... continue to be pissed off?
For $172k a year?!
You're joking, right?
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October 23rd, 2013 at 12:06:16 PM
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You get to make comically non-committal statements, travel, and mock the press. Then, after that, people throw money at you for the rest of your life. Yeah, I'd take that "job."
"So as the clock ticked and the day passed, opportunity met preparation, and luck happened." - Maurice Clarett
October 23rd, 2013 at 12:10:34 PM
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Supreme Court Justice is probably the best gig. Probably better than Vice President even, since it's lifetime and has plenty of interesting problems to solve. You get respect and can tell people to shut up at work. The angry protestors stay outside for the most part.
There's no secret. Just know what you're talking about before you open your mouth.
October 23rd, 2013 at 12:12:14 PM
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Carney is what we used to call a 'tool'. His
face should be in the dictionary next to the
word.
face should be in the dictionary next to the
word.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
October 23rd, 2013 at 12:13:31 PM
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Quote: rxwine...has plenty of interesting problems to solve. You get respect...
Umm... This is the government we're talking about. ;)
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October 23rd, 2013 at 12:16:11 PM
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Quote: FaceUmm... This is the government we're talking about. ;)
Okay, you get the illusion of respect, and can tell people to shut up, and you think you're fixing interesting problems.
There's no secret. Just know what you're talking about before you open your mouth.
October 23rd, 2013 at 12:28:12 PM
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I had to vote no since I have never been able to lie like he does with a straight face.
Nor could I ever work for the Sgt Schultz administration - I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS UNDER MY WATCH!!!!!!
Nor could I ever work for the Sgt Schultz administration - I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS UNDER MY WATCH!!!!!!
October 23rd, 2013 at 12:32:57 PM
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Oh god...don't get me started on this loser. That smug look on his face during press conferences really irritates me.
Fighting BS one post at a time!
October 23rd, 2013 at 12:34:49 PM
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All I know is that Ari Fleischer wasn't smug at all.
October 23rd, 2013 at 12:45:00 PM
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He was OK. Nothing special though. In fact, most press secretaries are pretty forgetable. It's such a useless position since they never really tell the public anything new.
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October 23rd, 2013 at 2:00:12 PM
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I answered yes, but only if they let me grow a beard. I couldn't do the job if I'd have to look in a mirror to shave.
October 23rd, 2013 at 5:57:52 PM
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Bump to top for folks that only look at active topics.
October 23rd, 2013 at 6:07:51 PM
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Jay Carney? Isn't that Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber?
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; genius hits a target no one else can see.
October 23rd, 2013 at 7:47:09 PM
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All I can say is, he doesn't bug me quite as much as Robert Gibbs, which would be almost impossible anyways
October 23rd, 2013 at 8:06:42 PM
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If Dana Perino can do that job then a potato can do that job and for that kind of money, I would do that job even though I have no more memory retention than a potato.Quote: AlanJust wondering, he seems to always be giving press conferences.
Someday, joor goin' to see the name of Googie Gomez in lights and joor goin' to say to joorself, "Was that her?" and then joor goin' to answer to joorself, "That was her!" But you know somethin' mister? I was always her yuss nobody knows it! - Googie Gomez