DanMahowny
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March 16th, 2013 at 8:58:11 AM permalink
I need help. Yesterday, I drank massive amounts of Irish whiskey, Sam Adams Boston Lager, Gin & Tonic,
and even a few Vodka & Tonics.

I am 100% sure I will be dead soon, and will probably never see any responses, but just in case I survive
the next few hours, could someone please answer this question:

How do I rid myself of the worse hangover in the history of mankind?
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March 16th, 2013 at 9:29:59 AM permalink
Mixture of cheap vanilla ice cream and condensed tomato soup.
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March 16th, 2013 at 9:39:39 AM permalink
Quote: DanMahowny

I need help. How do I rid myself of the worse hangover in the history of mankind?


If you're in Las Vegas, this is the place Hangover Heaven .

SOOPOO missed a great practice opportunity here.
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March 16th, 2013 at 9:43:09 AM permalink
Quote: DanMahowny

I need help. Yesterday, I drank massive amounts of Irish whiskey, Sam Adams Boston Lager, Gin & Tonic,
and even a few Vodka & Tonics.

I am 100% sure I will be dead soon, and will probably never see any responses, but just in case I survive
the next few hours, could someone please answer this question:

How do I rid myself of the worse hangover in the history of mankind?

Start drinking again immediately, but in smaller quantities. Stairstep alcohol consumption/hour down slowly until your drinking a beer every two hours and then go cold turkey. Your welcome
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March 16th, 2013 at 10:38:04 AM permalink
Quote: ten2win

If you're in Las Vegas, this is the place Hangover Heaven .

SOOPOO missed a great practice opportunity here.

That is hilarious! But hangover cure is pretty simple ... hydrate. Gatorade works well. That and time.
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March 16th, 2013 at 10:48:32 AM permalink
Quote: teddys

But hangover cure is pretty simple ... hydrate. Gatorade works well. That and time.



I prefer the hangover vaccine: drink like an adult, not like a crazed teenager.
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March 16th, 2013 at 10:49:22 AM permalink
Two liters of water. Even if it makes you barf. Then, another liter. Then, something salty to hold it in.
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March 16th, 2013 at 11:59:30 AM permalink
Or, you know, you could just continue drinking. That's like the #1 scenario to help you 100% of the time pretty fast.
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March 16th, 2013 at 1:14:51 PM permalink
Never mix types of alcohol together, and never
drink beer with anything but beer. Vodka has
the least amount of impurities, which is what
causes a hangover. Whiskey and dark beer are
the worst. Drink an expensive multi filtered vodka
and you will hardly notice it the next day.

Take 4 ibuprofin every for hours and drink as much
water as you can take. You're very dehydrated which
is a big strain on your kidneys. You poisoned yourself,
literally, thats what a hangover is. Reaction to the
poisoning.
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March 16th, 2013 at 1:47:38 PM permalink
It’s too late for my advice, but I always finish the night with some replenishment. Proper fluids like water and real fruit juices, something salty (fries are nice), pretty much anything that’ll put back what I lost. On the occasions that I drink heavily, and I’m talking light beer, full beer, dark beer, whiskey, moonshine, Jaeger, and everything in between all in the same night, I wake up earlier than normal, fresh as a daisy and ready for the day (or sometimes still drunk and wicked tired, but still no hangover).
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March 16th, 2013 at 1:53:39 PM permalink
Quote: Face

It’s too late for my advice, but I always finish the night with some replenishment. .



Its a good idea to take in twice as much water
as hard liquor as you're drinking, or more. The
culprit is dehydration, alcohol is a powerful
diuretic. I've learned over the years just how
much I can drink and not have a hangover.

The used to think alcohol killed brain cells, but
they now know its malnutrition that does it. Many
heavy drinkers are very malnourished.
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March 16th, 2013 at 2:08:28 PM permalink
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March 16th, 2013 at 2:43:09 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Whiskey and dark beer are the worst. .

I think this may be true. My worst hangover came after a night of tasty Main Street Station microbrews (Dunkel, Porter, etc.). It was one of those "I am really going to die now" hangovers . . .
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March 16th, 2013 at 2:51:35 PM permalink
Quote: teddys

I think this may be true. My worst hangover came after a night of tasty Main Street Station microbrews (Dunkel, Porter, etc.). It was one of those "I am really going to die now" hangovers . . .



Its for sure true. Impurities are what causes hangovers
and dark beer is nothing but impurities. Whiskey is
really vodka thats been put into oak barrels, where
impurities are leached from the wood to give the whiskey
its flavor.
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March 16th, 2013 at 2:55:38 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Whiskey is really vodka thats been put into oak barrels, where
impurities are leached from the wood to give the whiskey
its flavor.



Mmmm... impurities.

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March 16th, 2013 at 2:57:23 PM permalink
Quote: Nareed

I prefer the hangover vaccine: drink like an adult, not like a crazed teenager.



I, too, also like to get high, on FUN!!!!

A wise man (or woman, I don't know which) once said, "I can have fun without excessive drinking."

To which I replied, "So can I, but why use flint and sticks to start a fire when you have access to a gas soaked pile of dried leaves and a blow torch?"
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March 16th, 2013 at 2:59:38 PM permalink
Quote: Face

Mmmm... impurities.



Whats fascinating is, we well all our used bourbon oak
barrels to Scotland so they can make Scotch whiskey.
There's enough flavors left in the oak that it lends the
distinctive taste to the peat distilled Scotch.
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January 1st, 2014 at 9:33:48 AM permalink
I drank a lot last night. Mostly beer, but also some wine, and a few shots of scotch whiskey. I should have a pretty good hangover right now, but.....

before going to sleep I drank Pedialyte. Woke up at 4am to piss and drank some more Pedialyte. Then I drank some more when I woke up this morning.

I feel like a million dollars. Ready to start drinking again. Cheers Mo Fo's!

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January 1st, 2014 at 9:41:18 AM permalink
Quote: DanMahowny

I need help. Yesterday, I drank massive amounts of Irish whiskey, Sam Adams Boston Lager, Gin & Tonic,
and even a few Vodka & Tonics.

I am 100% sure I will be dead soon, and will probably never see any responses, but just in case I survive
the next few hours, could someone please answer this question:

How do I rid myself of the worse hangover in the history of mankind?



It's a bloody mary morning
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January 1st, 2014 at 9:54:04 AM permalink
I find this sickening and cant believe something like this was approved. Sick, Sick, Sick If you drink you should suffer.

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http://www.hangoverheaven.com/?gclid=COrfxezD3bsCFU9afgodpFoA9Q


I think the only reason we don't have many, many more Teen Alcoholics, is the crappy feeling you get the next day. Oh and the taste as well. When I was younger it was hard to get down booze. Now days kids have jello shots and candy drinks. Mikes hard lemonade.
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January 1st, 2014 at 9:59:42 AM permalink
Quote: Face

It’s too late for my advice, but I always finish the night with some replenishment. Proper fluids like water and real fruit juices, something salty (fries are nice), pretty much anything that’ll put back what I lost. On the occasions that I drink heavily, and I’m talking light beer, full beer, dark beer, whiskey, moonshine, Jaeger, and everything in between all in the same night, I wake up earlier than normal, fresh as a daisy and ready for the day (or sometimes still drunk and wicked tired, but still no hangover).



People always laugh at me when I leave a bar because the last thing I do is order 3 or 4 large glasses of water with no ICE. I chug each one of them quickly and then down 800 of ibuprofen. Same as you, if I have a heavy night of drinking I can wake up fresher than a normal work day. My dad doesn't get hangovers very often so its either my water ritual or my genes.
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January 1st, 2014 at 10:03:09 AM permalink
Best relief for a hangover is the ole hair of the dog that bit you. If you go this route try to drink a lot of water, and something with Vitamin C. I will try the pedialyte thing. Sounds good.
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January 1st, 2014 at 10:14:53 AM permalink
Its mostly my lungs that will bother me after a heavy night of drinking. I always drink a lot of gatorade and water anyways. I'll eat something with wasabi or horseradish to help clear up my sinuses. Then stand under a hot shower with the water spraying on my chest.
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January 1st, 2014 at 11:09:22 AM permalink
When my first real girlfriend told me we couldn't hang out together because I was scaring away other guys, I got really really drunk. The barmaid had to run to the corner store twice for OJ as screwdrivers were my downfall. Actually staggered to work somehow next day, Got halfway unloading a trailer before I threw up. Walked across street , passed out in grass for a few hours. Then unloaded trailer for 15 minutes before heaving again and passing out.

All I can figure out was I must have got some bad orange juice.
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January 1st, 2014 at 12:06:51 PM permalink
Those tacos at Jack in the Box normally do the trick for me.

Something about terrible food.... terribly good food!
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January 1st, 2014 at 12:27:01 PM permalink
+1 on lots of water. I rarely drink and never got a hangover since I drink so much water anyway. I've had doctors tell me I am extremely hydrated when they take my blood. I must have the most hydrated body in his van!
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January 1st, 2014 at 12:37:44 PM permalink
Quote: Buzzard

staggered to work somehow next day



Article of Faith with my coworkers always was, no matter how bad you hurt, you never missed work because of a hangover. In fact, should someone not be able to "man up" on that, it was a good sign he had a serious problem.
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January 1st, 2014 at 12:46:31 PM permalink
Sprite

There is a compound in Sprite that quickly breaks down the nasty acetylcholine that causes the hangover neuralgia.

7 oz. Sprite
1 oz. quality vodka
1 Aspirin


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8 oz. Orange Crush
8 oz Vodka
in a 16 ounce tumbler.
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January 1st, 2014 at 12:55:57 PM permalink
Water and ibuprofin. Alcohol greatly dehydrates the
body. Drink lots of it when you're drinking and before
you go to bed. Take 4 ibuprofins when you hit the
sack, drink 20 oz of water, and drink more water
when you use the bathroom 2 hours later. 4 more
ibuprofin and more water when you get up and you
won't even notice that you drank last night.
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January 6th, 2014 at 2:07:20 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Water and ibuprofin. Alcohol greatly dehydrates the
body. Drink lots of it when you're drinking and before
you go to bed. Take 4 ibuprofins when you hit the
sack, drink 20 oz of water, and drink more water
when you use the bathroom 2 hours later. 4 more
ibuprofin and more water when you get up and you
won't even notice that you drank last night.


I try to hydrate when drinking, but I have a tiny bladder so it's always a trade off. The more water I drink to ward off the hangover, the more times I have to get up in the middle of the night to piss.

It's usually worth it to drink a bunch of water, but either way I'm going to be tired the next day.
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January 13th, 2014 at 3:08:27 PM permalink
For me, the best hangover cure is lots and lots of food. A year ago, I was on a craps game that got shut down - management early-outed the whole crew and we went to a nearby bar. I drank too much and got sober by ordering the chicken-strip basket at the Dairy Queen. Never felt anything afterwards.

Then again, I am a 6'3", 300-pound man who can put away a large pizza in one sitting, so your mileage may vary.
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January 13th, 2014 at 3:21:37 PM permalink
Hair of the dog......
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January 13th, 2014 at 8:02:10 PM permalink
Quote: treetopbuddy

Hair of the dog......



Though this may help you feel better initially, you're just delaying the inevitable. My go to vaccine/cure is found at your local GNC (or any vitamin retailer). You'll need:

1. N-acetyl-L-cysteine (sometimes called NAC or NALC). This is an amino acid that is naturally produced by your body in small quantities. It's relatively cheap, and you can buy 30 capsules or so for roughly $7.99. Take a few before you start drinking, a few before you go to bed, and a few when you wake up.

2. Pedialyte: great source of hydration, but also contains electrolytes that you depleted in removing toxins from your body via the kidney/liver. Again,some before you start drinking, some before you go to bed, and some when you wake up.

3. Multi B vitamin: Should contain the major B complex vitamins (B1-12) Super cheap at GNC and a bottle will last for many binge nights. Before bed and when you wake up. This will make your urine bright yellow.

4. Vitamin C: Again, before drinking, before bed, and when you wake up.


How it works:

You drink alcohol (ethanol) which is broken down in the liver to acetaldehyde (read:hangover cause[toxin]).
An enzyme in your liver called acetaldehyde dehydrogenase (ALDH) combines with NAC/Vit. Bs/Vit. C/water to expel this toxin. This process is slower than ethanol is broken down to acetaldehyde in most people, which is why your hangover is usually longer than your buzz.

TL;DR - Go to GNC and get N-acetyl-L-cysteine, vitamin B complex, and vitamin C. Take;enjoy.
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January 13th, 2014 at 8:12:26 PM permalink
Nothing works better for me anyway than a greasy fried breakfast, including fried eggs, bacon, hash browns, some beans, wheat toast (coz I'm healthy like that:) ) and about 3 liters of water!

Oh and remember to keep remidning yourself...."I will never drink that much again"
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January 13th, 2014 at 8:14:46 PM permalink
Quote: Yo11

Though this may help you feel better initially, you're just delaying the inevitable. My go to vaccine/cure is found at your local GNC (or any vitamin retailer). You'll need:

1. N-acetyl-L-cysteine (sometimes called NAC or NALC). This is an amino acid that is naturally produced by your body in small quantities. It's relatively cheap, and you can buy 30 capsules or so for roughly $7.99. Take a few before you start drinking, a few before you go to bed, and a few when you wake up.

2. Pedialyte: great source of hydration, but also contains electrolytes that you depleted in removing toxins from your body via the kidney/liver. Again,some before you start drinking, some before you go to bed, and some when you wake up.

3. Multi B vitamin: Should contain the major B complex vitamins (B1-12) Super cheap at GNC and a bottle will last for many binge nights. Before bed and when you wake up. This will make your urine bright yellow.

4. Vitamin C: Again, before drinking, before bed, and when you wake up.


How it works:

You drink alcohol (ethanol) which is broken down in the liver to acetaldehyde (read:hangover cause[toxin]).
An enzyme in your liver called acetaldehyde dehydrogenase (ALDH) combines with NAC/Vit. Bs/Vit. C/water to expel this toxin. This process is slower than ethanol is broken down to acetaldehyde in most people, which is why your hangover is usually longer than your buzz.

TL;DR - Go to GNC and get N-acetyl-L-cysteine, vitamin B complex, and vitamin C. Take;enjoy.


I bought a pack of some pills called "Chaser" a while ago, that I think was a combination of some of those things, plus maybe some others. And of course, I always forgot to take them. Supposed to take 2 before you start drinking, and 1 with each drink of the night. Supposedly makes your hangover much less bad.
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January 13th, 2014 at 8:20:04 PM permalink
Quote: AcesAndEights


I bought a pack of some pills called "Chaser" a while ago, that I think was a combination of some of those things, plus maybe some others. And of course, I always forgot to take them. Supposed to take 2 before you start drinking, and 1 with each drink of the night. Supposedly makes your hangover much less bad.



Essentially the same ingredients as listed above, but without the branding/expensive label. Plus, don't forget the water.
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