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February 6th, 2013 at 3:22:54 PM permalink
Get well soon, Mr. Wizard.
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February 6th, 2013 at 3:28:47 PM permalink
yes, feel better Wiz.....apologize for wayward comment on the smoking deal at whatever casino......thanks for letting me back into forum.....
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February 6th, 2013 at 4:08:16 PM permalink
Yes, my first thought was I don't know febrile and second, didn't this happen to Kramer?
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February 6th, 2013 at 5:54:55 PM permalink
Ditto on all the Well Wishes. Take a break
and recuperate !
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February 6th, 2013 at 6:23:10 PM permalink
Do the hospitals in Vegas have slot machines like the airport? Maybe some video poker?
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February 6th, 2013 at 6:57:04 PM permalink
Quote: Scot

Do the hospitals in Vegas have slot machines like the airport?



Well, you can lose an arm and a leg.
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February 6th, 2013 at 7:12:35 PM permalink
Quote: SOOPOO

He also has finally found the long lost system to beat roulette.... perhaps he is having a relapse....



SOOPOO- that's damn funny! Hopefully our fearless leader will feel better soon so he can reveal the secret roulette system!
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February 6th, 2013 at 7:14:25 PM permalink
Quote: Scot

Do the hospitals in Vegas have slot machines like the airport? Maybe some video poker?



They should! Replace the 13 in tube TV in the corner of the room with a Game King multi-game unit:-)
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February 6th, 2013 at 7:18:48 PM permalink
I bet Wizard is getting a sponge bath by some hot nurse, He is definitely an Advantage Player!
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February 6th, 2013 at 7:32:56 PM permalink
Praying for you Wiz, hope you feel better soon!
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February 6th, 2013 at 9:27:58 PM permalink
Quote: rainman

I bet Wizard is getting a sponge bath by some hot nurse, He is definitely an Advantage Player!




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February 7th, 2013 at 4:26:23 AM permalink
Quote: rdw4potus

They should! Replace the 13 in tube TV in the corner of the room with a Game King multi-game unit:-)



It would take some serious play to get a comped room, I think.
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February 7th, 2013 at 9:00:42 AM permalink
Quote: Scot

It would take some serious play to get a comped room, I think.



Mike has informed me they may keep him another night.
Fortunately, his psychiatrist has written an order for a VP machine to be brought into his room, to prevent psychosis from setting in.

I'm putting the over/under on his hospital bills that are paid by insurance at $8,000. This is not the phoney number that is listed first, but the actual amount his insurance company pays the hospital. If he stays more than 3 nights I'll have to adjust upwards.
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February 7th, 2013 at 10:16:57 AM permalink
Quote: SOOPOO

I'm putting the over/under on his hospital bills that are paid by insurance at $8,000. This is not the phoney number that is listed first, but the actual amount his insurance company pays the hospital. If he stays more than 3 nights I'll have to adjust upwards.



Is the actual amount paid by the insurance company available to the insured, so that it can be verified? If so, I'll take the over. He came in on an emergency basis, so I am sure they ordered a bunch of tests that are going to run up his meter.
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February 7th, 2013 at 10:19:40 AM permalink
Any truth to the rumor that the real cause of this sudden illness was a photo of Wiz 's wife test driving a Bently arriving in his email?


Get better soon Mike...I just fought the flu here for 4 days this weekend too,....sickest I have been in the last 25 years of my life
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February 7th, 2013 at 10:28:09 AM permalink
Another night? Thats 3 days in the hospital
for the flu. Lucky for him Obamacare hasn't
kicked in, he'd still be in the emergency
waiting room. And they never would have
paid for a guy his age to be admitted to the
hospital with just the flu. Send him home
with a scrip, he'll be just fine..
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February 7th, 2013 at 10:32:03 AM permalink
Quote: coilman

Any truth to the rumor that the real cause of this sudden illness was a photo of Wiz 's wife test driving a Bently arriving in his email?




I thought it was the Bugatti Veyron SuperSport @ just $2,400,400.00 it's a steel!!!

Feel better Wiz.
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February 7th, 2013 at 11:21:58 AM permalink
Quote: Ayecarumba

Is the actual amount paid by the insurance company available to the insured, so that it can be verified? If so, I'll take the over. He came in on an emergency basis, so I am sure they ordered a bunch of tests that are going to run up his meter.



I spent a night in the hospital recently. The 'fake' bill was over $7000. The amount my insurance company actually paid to the hospital was around $3500. I was responsible for a $150 copay. The bill I received was easy to figure out. I know exactly how much the hospital would have billed me if I was uninsured, and exactly how much they accepted because they 'participate' with my insurance company.

And, geez, Bob! Obamacare IS the law of the land, and Mike was taken care of.
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February 7th, 2013 at 11:31:48 AM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Another night? Thats 3 days in the hospital
for the flu. Lucky for him Obamacare hasn't
kicked in, he'd still be in the emergency
waiting room. And they never would have
paid for a guy his age to be admitted to the
hospital with just the flu. Send him home
with a scrip, he'll be just fine..



That's not remotely close to how it works, and you really just sound like an idiot when you keep repeating this.
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February 7th, 2013 at 11:32:12 AM permalink
Quote: SOOPOO

Obamacare IS the law of the land, and Mike was taken care of.



That's because the Death Panels aren't operating yet. Gamblers will be deemed “useless eaters” as the Nazis used to put it. Yes, I am kidding!
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February 7th, 2013 at 12:44:31 PM permalink
Quote: rainman

I bet Wizard is getting a sponge bath by some hot nurse, He is definitely an Advantage Player!



Hopefully, her name is not Ratched:

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February 7th, 2013 at 12:59:56 PM permalink
Seeing as the Wizard is unemployed, I hope he has good insurance and remembered to pay his premium.
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February 7th, 2013 at 1:04:36 PM permalink
Quote: SOOPOO



And, geez, Bob! Obamacare IS the law of the land, and Mike was taken care of.



Really? 95% of Obamacare doesn't even kick in till
2014. Its 2013. Barely. The fun has yet to begin.
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February 7th, 2013 at 1:08:57 PM permalink
Quote: odiousgambit

That's because the Death Panels aren't operating yet.



Sure they are, just not vigorously. Just last month
a woman of 72 was turned down by Medicare for
a heart operation because she had the same operation
when was 66. It was supposed to 'fix' her and its
not Medicare's fault that it didn't. They aren't paying
for it again. No, I don't have the link, look it up yourself.
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February 7th, 2013 at 1:41:46 PM permalink
Get well soon Wiz, flu can be damn serious.
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February 7th, 2013 at 5:39:17 PM permalink
I just got off the phone with the Wizard, and he did not sound well. He said he might have to remain in the hospital an additional 3 days to 2 weeks.
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February 7th, 2013 at 5:42:26 PM permalink
Quote: JB

I just got off the phone with the Wizard, and he did not sound well. He said he might have to remain in the hospital an additional 3 days to 2 weeks.



Damn? this is just the flu?
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February 7th, 2013 at 5:43:58 PM permalink
Quote: JB

I just got off the phone with the Wizard, and he did not sound well. He said he might have to remain in the hospital an additional 3 days to 2 weeks.



:(
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February 7th, 2013 at 5:44:58 PM permalink
Quote: rainman

Damn? this is just the flu?


He said food poisoning and some form of an e coli infection. I did get the impression that he is recovering and that the worst is over even though he didn't sound well.
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February 7th, 2013 at 5:52:07 PM permalink
Quote: rainman

Damn? this is just the flu?



People can die of the flu. Not only from agressive, exotic varieties like swine flu, but also the regular seasonal flu. Granted this risk is higher for the elderly and those with health problems. But it happens.

Food poisoning and E. Coli are more serious than a mere flu.
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February 7th, 2013 at 6:07:14 PM permalink
Quote: JB

I just got off the phone with the Wizard, and he did not sound well. He said he might have to remain in the hospital an additional 3 days to 2 weeks.



Holy crap! This is not good news, 2 weeks? They feel his life is
in danger or they'd send him home. Wish we had more info.
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February 7th, 2013 at 6:19:24 PM permalink
Quote: Nareed

Food poisoning and E. Coli are more serious than a mere flu.



Hopefully, he will recover without any permanent damage, but it sounds pretty serious to put him out for this long.

Eh, I wonder what the food poisoing source might be?
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February 7th, 2013 at 6:52:40 PM permalink
Just reading about e coli. Most don't require hospitalization.
Only about 3% of those infected. And 10% of those usually get
complications like the following. If Mike has this, he's in
some serious trouble.

Hemolytic Uremic Syndrome, or HUS, follows around 10 percent of E. coli O157:H7 infections. HUS occurs when Shiga toxins get into the bloodstream and cause the part of the kidney that filters toxins out of the blood to break down, causing kidney injury and sometimes kidney failure. Some HUS patients also suffer damage to the pancreas and central nervous system impairment.
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February 7th, 2013 at 7:09:25 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Just reading about e coli. Most don't require hospitalization.
Only about 3% of those infected. And 10% of those usually get
complications like the following. If Mike has this, he's in
some serious trouble.

Hemolytic Uremic Syndrome, or HUS, follows around 10 percent of E. coli O157:H7 infections. HUS occurs when Shiga toxins get into the bloodstream and cause the part of the kidney that filters toxins out of the blood to break down, causing kidney injury and sometimes kidney failure. Some HUS patients also suffer damage to the pancreas and central nervous system impairment.

when you have your health you have everything.....he seems like a great guy, hopefully everything will be OK
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February 7th, 2013 at 7:54:00 PM permalink
ive gotten severe food poisoning twice in my life before. wasnt a pretty sight. if youre lucky enough to keep some sort of food down it goes right through you the other way. prob the quickest way to lose weight though. the food poisoning diet plan. step 1) consume 50 raw oysters at an $11 buffet.
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February 8th, 2013 at 12:51:08 PM permalink
So we have to learn from the radio show that Mike
has a 25% chance of dying in the hospital? What
happened to our reliable sources here?

http://slot-machine-resource.com/podcasts/kadams.mp3 GWE first 7 mins
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February 8th, 2013 at 1:35:16 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Mike has a 25% chance of dying



Is there a Doctor in the house? The guy is alert and talking to everybody, evidently not in the IC. They are talking like he could still die? WTF?

Slow-can't-do-nothing-for-you dying sounds like eating poison mushrooms, touching a poison frog, or swallowing polonium-210 or some damn thing, not food poisoning!

Can some knowledgeable person explain if this sounds right?
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February 8th, 2013 at 1:39:12 PM permalink
Quote: odiousgambit

Can some knowledgeable person explain if this sounds right?


He is out of the hospital and is working on a blog post this very moment.
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February 8th, 2013 at 1:40:41 PM permalink
Quote: JB

He is out of the hospital and is working on a blog post this very moment.

That is great to hear!

I was just about to post that E. Coli infection is very serious and everytime there is an epidemic (like with the green onions a few years back), there are always a non-insignificant amount of deaths.
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February 8th, 2013 at 1:40:56 PM permalink
Quote: JB

He is out of the hospital and is working on a blog post this very moment.


That is great news. Thanks for the update.
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February 8th, 2013 at 1:45:48 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

So we have to learn from the radio show that Mike
has a 25% chance of dying in the hospital?



delete
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February 8th, 2013 at 1:47:18 PM permalink
" Mike
has a 25% chance of dying "

Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly.
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February 8th, 2013 at 1:48:55 PM permalink
How can a thread like this become such a trainwreck? The owner of this forum whom we all respect appears to be gravely ill and you guys are spewing this garbage?
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February 8th, 2013 at 1:52:07 PM permalink
Quote: JB

He is out of the hospital and is working on a blog post this very moment.



Out? Dang it, I had Feb 12th in the pool.
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February 8th, 2013 at 1:52:12 PM permalink
Speaking for myself, I intend no disrespect.

I see the W. has visited his website today, for the first time in a while.
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February 8th, 2013 at 1:55:12 PM permalink
Glad you're back in the real world Shack!
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February 8th, 2013 at 1:56:18 PM permalink
Quote: JB

He is out of the hospital and is working on a blog post this very moment.



Darn you EvenBob... You scared the E.Coli out of me..
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February 8th, 2013 at 1:59:36 PM permalink
Yeah, I just read the other thread with the 25% number.

Anyway, glad to hear recovery is sounding more certain.

Looking forward to the announcement that all is well soon!
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February 8th, 2013 at 2:03:53 PM permalink
Good news indeed.
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February 8th, 2013 at 2:22:19 PM permalink
Quote: JB

He is out of the hospital and is working on a blog post this very moment.


Sweet!

Feel better Wiz!
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